Live fortune telling I went crazy in the True and False Qianjinwen

Chi Qiao couldn't help but re-examine the uncle's online name. Spiritual Plant Cultivator? It's not a common category.

While Chi Qiao was thinking about this, netizens also became curious about the uncle's identity.

[I don't think the uncle looks like an ordinary person? ]

[Is the uncle also a fellow traveler? ]

[I told you that this world is not what I saw, and sure enough you guys actually kept it a secret from me! I'm crying!]

Seeing these comments, the uncle smiled smugly, "Your envy is useless. Whether you can cultivate immortals depends on whether you have the talent. It's good enough if one out of a thousand people can cultivate. Just like in our village, I am the only one who has this talent!"

[Uncle, how do we tell if someone has the talent to cultivate immortality? Do we need to test their spiritual roots or something? ]

[Uncle, please test me quickly. I have felt that I have a mission since I was a child, but I have been living an ordinary life. It turns out that my chance has not come yet! Uncle, you are my chance. I must be a genius with spiritual roots! ]

Netizens were begging the uncle to test their spiritual roots, and the uncle was even more proud, but he still smiled modestly, "I found that I have talent not because of the spiritual root test. To be honest, I haven't figured out the trick of cultivation yet. So this time I connected with Sanye, just to ask what sect you belong to, and if you can help me introduce it to someone?"

Chi Qiao thought about it and thought that she should be considered a casual cultivator. But regardless of that, she felt that this uncle was a little strange, so after taking a few glances, she was speechless.

Seeing that she didn't say anything, the uncle thought she was in some trouble, so he quickly said, "Don't worry, my friend. If you can recommend me to your sect, I will give you half of the elixirs and magic medicines issued by the sect every month!"

The uncle felt pain in his flesh as he spoke, but there was nothing he could do. Although he had discovered his talent long ago, he had no way to cultivate immortality, so he could only waste his time like this. Now that he had finally seen a real immortal cultivator, he must seize the opportunity!

[Master, just accept him, and accept me as well, I am also very talented! ]

[I also want to know about the master's sect. Is there a cold and noble senior brother and a green tea and white lotus junior sister? I can't take it anymore. A million-word drama has already appeared in my mind! ]

Netizens are skeptical about the idea of ​​cultivating immortals, and their attitude is one of serious curiosity mixed with teasing.

Big Brother? Little Sister?

Chi Qiao recalled the scene in the world of immortal cultivation where the aloof and noble eldest senior brother stuck his butt out to steal the master's radish, and the scene where the green tea and white lotus younger sister came to her crying to complain after beating up the younger junior brother.

As for her, she is the senior sister with mediocre talent and only a face, um...

Chi Qiao is in a thinking state, and seems to be a typical vicious female supporting role, but she did not follow the path of a vicious female supporting role. She directly became the most tolerant person in the world of immortal cultivation. For hundreds of years, she was really oblivious to the outside world and only focused on cultivation. Then, with the attitude of "if she can't be tamed, she will die", she successfully made the entire world of immortal cultivation cry, and she passed the catastrophe and ascended to heaven in less than a thousand years.

Ahem, but the result was not as expected. She failed to survive the tribulation and was struck by lightning and came here.

Thinking about this, Chi Qiao sighed, looked at the uncle, and said, "I don't have a sect, and I don't practice immortal cultivation. Uncle, if you want to practice immortal cultivation, you've found the wrong person."

Chi Qiao has already confirmed that the uncle is not a cultivator, and she does not want to expose herself. She does not want to be sliced ​​and studied. Uh... although she doesn't seem to be covering it up very well, she still cannot admit it.

Fortune telling can be completely explained by hacking technology. In the cyber world, everyone has a footprint.

But obviously, the uncle didn't believe what Chi Qiao said, "Impossible! If you haven't practiced, how can you cast spells? And tell fortunes..."

The uncle was about to expose Chi Qiao piece by piece when an urgent and sharp voice-over interrupted.

"Niu Er! Get out here! Did you plant the grass I just pulled back in my garden?"

The uncle shrank his neck when he was yelled at, and seemed to be very afraid of the owner of the voice.

Then, netizens saw a fat woman enter the yard, and the uncle ran to close and lock the door in one go, knocking the woman outside.

The door was slammed so hard that you could see the dust shaking in the air.

"Niu Er! Are you crazy again? No one will care if you don't weed your land. Don't destroy my land!"

The woman yelled so loudly that she soon attracted several neighbors. The neighbors came over curiously to ask what was going on, and the woman started talking outside in a loud voice with saliva flying everywhere.

Everyone in the live broadcast room could hear the noisy sound clearly.

It turned out that the woman's family had two mu of garlic fields, and they could not use pesticides, so they had to rely on manual labor to weed. Her husband went to work in the city, and she was the only one to take care of the few mu of land at home. She worked hard to weed for two days, and it seemed that she was almost done, but when she went to the field today, she saw that the weeds she had pulled had grown back again!

In fact, this has happened more than once or twice in the village. Last time, the grass in the half-acre sesame field of the village chief grew back in this way. The same happened to the uncle's house next door and Aunt Zhang's house at the end of the village...

It’s all done by this neurotic Niu Er!

Look, she came over immediately after looking at the situation in her own field.

"Tell me, isn't this a hassle? We all know how long the grass can grow. Even if we pull it out and don't carry it away, it will still dig its way back to the soil. Niu Er, this idiot, planted them one by one and watered them. Do you think you have the energy to take care of your land? Look at what a wasteland your land has become, huh?"

In the end, his voice was hoarse from shouting. The uncle hid in the house and didn't dare to go out. However, people outside couldn't come in, so he sat back at the table.

[What's going on? Uncle, how did you offend someone? ]

Because the woman did not speak Mandarin and spoke very quickly, some netizens did not quite understand what she said and asked the uncle.

The uncle wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said, "This girl has no manners at all. I helped her save so many lives, and it would be fine if she didn't thank me, but she even came over to scold me. Really!"

When netizens heard the word "killing", they became interested. Was it killing someone or something else?

Chi Qiao, who knew everything, sighed softly and listened to the uncle talking about what happened last night.

Last night he was about to go to bed, but he vaguely heard crying sounds, and not just one or two people crying. He was curious, so he put on his clothes again and went out to see what was going on.

Then I followed the crying sounds and came to a garlic field.

"Wow, wow, we are so miserable. We were alive and well but were killed by the murderer!"

"I will die with my eyes open, wuwuwu!"

"I curse that fat woman to die!"

It turned out that it was the grass lying on the ground and almost dying that was talking.

The uncle felt sorry for them, so he comforted them and told them not to be afraid, and planted all the grasses back one by one. He was also afraid that they would not be able to recover, so he took great pains to bring buckets of water from home and watered them all.

He didn't sleep all night and worked until early morning, but when he looked back at the grass growing well and each one looking so happy, he felt it was all worth it.

"If it weren't for me, the elder sister would have been cursed to death by those grasses!"

The uncle said angrily.

However, after hearing the previous story, netizens were stunned. The uncle was actually angry and wanted to be thanked. I guess no one would thank him for what he did. It would be good enough if they didn't beat him with a big stick.