Quick Wear: BE cannon fodder does not follow the routine

Tang Hao, wearing a baseball cap, thought this was illogical, but with so many comments from netizens, was this a sign of popularity? He signaled the staff to return it.

"Please give a brief introduction of yourselves."

The girl in the red skirt said, "I'm an art teacher."

"I'm...a pastry chef. It's a shame I can't make desserts for everyone on this show."

After the others finished introducing themselves, Gu Yuxi said, "Unemployed vagrant."

"Please show your cards, and we will enter the guest selection phase."

"The card in the hands of male guest number one is..."

"Female guest number three corresponds to number three... Do you approve of this choice?"

"I am very satisfied."

"There are four groups performing on the show. Female guest number three is in one of the groups. Please make sure you don't have a partner."

"I can't break up the threesome for now."

[Hahaha, none of the three of them want to give in, a two-man-one-woman combination, it's a bit dramatic, but why do I feel like it's over the top?]

[No way, I'm so lucky, I'm in love with myself.]

"Put on the props!"

The director team brought up the performance props, including colorful fans, pipa, guitar..., daggers, and machetes!

"We will select in the order of the performances. Please make your choice."

At the end, Gu Yuxi got the machete, and the scene was a little funny.

"The last performance, a solo performance! Please enjoy."

Gu Yuxi stood in the center of the crowd, holding a machete in her hand, with her aura fully exuding. Accompanied by the majestic music, she danced fluently with the machete in her hand.

In a few days...

"Hahaha, so funny, eating honey and almost poking a hornet's nest... This is also funny, Stupid King."

"Sister Cat is really amazing. She climbed the tree with ease and chopped down a long, thin tree with a machete. But I didn't expect that in the end she had no place to stay and had to sleep in a tent."

"A skunk fainted from a male guest's stinky fart, hahahaha... Hero has great qigong skills."

Fang Sheng, who was taking a break from recording a program, went into the lounge and saw his assistant and agent watching a variety show. The scenes were funny and the screen was sometimes filled with comments.

Fang Sheng: "What show is so funny?"

The assistant said, "It's a variety show that uses the name of a romance to make funny jokes. This is the first episode of the first season. It's hilarious."

Fang Sheng stared at the screen and saw a guest rushing to grab the props, but he ran off the track and fell directly into the big sand pit dug in advance by the program crew.

"what name?"

"Desert Island Love Adventure. This episode is on a desert island. However, considering Tang Haozi's behavior, it will only be filmed for one season at most. The next episode may not be filmed on the island."

When the screen turned to a female guest wearing a cat mask, Fang Sheng stared at the screen intently and couldn't help asking, "What's the name of this female guest?"

"Right now, the production team hasn't told the audience the names of the guests and that they'll take off their masks until the next episode."

"But some of the guests are quite socially inactive. They are a rotating group of guests. Every season, the worst performing guests are replaced. I don't know who will be the next group."

"However, Tang Haozi's filming this time has quite a few unconventional tactics, which are both dramatic and eye-catching."

Fang Sheng turned on his computer, looked at the screen, then looked back at the studio, and said nothing more...

Two hours later!

"Ah Sheng, are you okay? How did you get injured? You were just hanging on the wire and I checked it out."

Fang Sheng: "I accidentally touched the connecting part, which caused me to fall."

"Forget it, don't shoot the third episode. Come back after you've recovered from your injury."

"But I took your money, and I'll return the rest to you. If I don't..."

"Stop giving me such fuss. My show has to go on, and your injury can't be delayed."

After leaving the position of mentor for the popular idol talent show, Fang Sheng immediately contacted Tang Hao.

"I plan to participate in your show next season and can inject money into your show."

"This..." Tang Hao was stumped. This was a piece of cake. The program he filmed was bad and rubbish, but he couldn't be insulted like this!

"Don't you want to demonstrate your abilities? Make a more representative show?"

"let me see."

Fang Sheng hung up the phone, feeling groggy. This time when he opened his eyes, he was rubbed.

"Xiao Hui, you missed me so much. Have you missed me these days?"

Fang Sheng, who resisted at first, could only let the woman rub and hug him.

Looking at the woman lying on the bed, Fang Sheng ran out and looked around the room, hoping there might be information that could lead to the woman's address.

She must have gone to participate in the show. Why would she go to participate in the show? The house is rather simple, but the environment outside is beautiful with flowers in full bloom.

It was dark at night, and he returned to the room. The next second, he was picked up by the woman: "Don't run around. Xiaomei said you were almost bitten by a dog. It's very dangerous outside."

Being held in his arms again and seeing the woman fall asleep, Fang Sheng could no longer hold back. He kissed the woman's face and leaned in again. He subconsciously closed his eyes, and the next second his lips softened.

Opening his eyes and looking at the woman lying in his arms, Fang Sheng felt that this dream was indeed a bit fantastical. This time he had grown bigger.

He was overjoyed. After all, it was just a dream. Even though it was real, he wouldn't be discovered if he was a bit more rude. So he went over for the first time, feeling extremely confused.

Gu Yuxi, who was having difficulty breathing, opened her eyes and looked into each other's eyes. She didn't expect it was just a dream. Her house was the safest place and it was impossible for a stranger to run in.

This is something she has never seen before. She has never touched a man in this world, and the man she has with her has a good body. She is so horny that she has such a shameful dream.

Forget it, I will wake up after turning over in the dream. I don’t believe that the dream butterfly spell will work.

Fang Sheng suddenly felt hot and unbearable. Seeing that the person under him was in a daze, he also took off his clothes in a daze. Just as he lifted the woman's nightgown, he was kicked away.

"who are you?"

Fang Sheng, holding his stomach, was in great pain. What a great hatred this was.

The pain brought the man back to reality. Looking at the woman on the bed, he said, "Xixi, it's me, Fang Sheng."

"Why is it you? Why are you here..."

Thinking of the absurdity that had just happened, Gu Yuxi calmly removed the spell from the man. The next second, the dagger was firmly placed against the neck of the man, whose upper body was completely naked, and the room lit up.

Their eyes met, and the man sitting on the ground said aggrievedly, "I...I didn't mean to do that. I don't know why I'm here."

"You think I'd believe you? Fang Sheng, you're truly disgusting. How did you sneak into my house?"

Fang Sheng, who was being scolded, said: "Xixi, I know I'm disgusting, but you might not believe what I say. You should just send me to the police station."

"You reminded me that you sneaked into my house in the middle of the night and tried to do something inappropriate to me. A despicable person like you deserves to go to jail."

Fang Sheng wanted to explain, but his head started to itch, and the woman's dagger suddenly fell to the ground...