Quick Wear: I am a straight man, I just want to complete the task

Chapter 62

The girl in front of me is very beautiful.

She has a pair of long and thick eyebrows, big and bright eyes, a high nose bridge, a neat high ponytail, and she is dressed very neatly...

There is a sweet and pure feeling coming over me.

Meng Youcheng carried her bag and went upstairs...

"Are you the new tenant?"

The girl behind him replied, "Yeah, brother, you too?"

The man came to the first room and asked, "You should live here, right?"

"Ah."

The girl followed closely behind him, "Brother, do you live next door?"

"Ah."

Meng Youcheng turned on the light and found that the light bulb in the room was broken.

The girl looked at the broken light bulb and sighed, "Wasn't the light bulb fine when I came to see it the day before yesterday? How come it broke all of a sudden?"

"It doesn't matter……"

Meng Youcheng said, "I just bought some light bulbs today. I'll change them for you."

"Really? Isn't that too much trouble?"

"fine."

The man walked towards his room...

It turns out that this is the heroine.

Let's make a bold assumption. If he can seduce the heroine, as long as they remain friends but not lovers, then the readers will probably hate him...

He would become a real male mistress. Meng Youcheng knew that readers hated breaking up couples the most. Of course, he could never beat the male protagonist...

So just feel disgusted.

Then he will become the target of public criticism, everyone will scold him to death, and he will become a real male mistress!

no way……

Jiang Yuming is obviously not an impolite boy. He can no longer follow the previous routine and has to change it in time.

but……

For him, flirting with girls is really a very difficult thing!

This reminded him of the four boys in his university dormitory. The one on the lower bunk was a "flirtatious guy" who liked to flirt with other boys. The one on the next bunk was a "2D guy" who read everything related to 2D...

There is also a "cold guy" who doesn't talk to them all day, either saying "oh, um, ah" and then just talking to himself. The "air-conditioning guy" can chat with anyone...

Later, the rooms of three of the four people in their dormitory collapsed!

"Ambiguous Brother" is a "licker", who has a crush on the most beautiful girl in his class, but she doesn't like him at all, so he keeps licking her...

The "cold guy" likes boys, and his secret crush is the school hunk, who is not only straight but also has a girlfriend. However, this guy didn't express his feelings clearly until he graduated from university.

Meng Youcheng is the most bizarre, a "dog-licker" with a crush on someone. He likes a girl from the photography department next door. He goes to her class every day just to chat with her, but when they meet, he stutters...

Not only did he lick the entire university, he was also too incompetent to confess his feelings.

He had absolutely no idea what to do with girls and would stutter whenever he met one, unless it was his sister.

Ugh……

Therefore, it was as difficult as ascending to heaven for him to pursue the heroine...

Meng Youcheng changed the light bulb and hesitated for a long time...

He has a lot to say...

But in the end, he only said, "If you encounter any problems, you can find me."

Xia Chunian: "Okay, thank you brother."

The man returned to the kitchen dejectedly and started cooking...

If you ask him to flirt with a boy, he can immediately say a lot of dirty words, but if it's a girl, he can stutter for a long time and can't read a single word.

distressed……

At this moment, Jiang Yuming squinted his eyes and walked out of the room. His hair was messy and he walked a little unsteadily...

"uncle……"

The man turned around and looked at him. "Are you awake?"

The boy came to the faucet and began to collect water to brush his teeth, "Yeah."

Jiang Yuming looked at the overflowing water and quickly turned off the faucet. He hesitated for a moment and looked at Meng Youcheng, "Uncle, do you know the difference between one thousand and seven?"

The man moved his eyebrows...

What the hell is this, is this crazy?

"It's a line from an anime, right?"

Jiang Yuming was just about to brush his teeth when his eyes suddenly lit up, "You knew?!"

"Have heard a little bit."

"So, do you think that when people are pushed to the extreme, their potential can really be stimulated?"

The man looked at him and said, "It depends on the situation..."

"Stuffing centipedes into people's ears can really..."

Meng Youcheng looked at him and said with a smile, "Do you really believe that this thing exists? Are you sure that there are things in this world that you see in anime?"

"I know of no ..."

The boy paused, "What if? What if it really happened? Are there some things that are not scientific and cannot be explained?"

Meng Youcheng was suddenly speechless...

Oh, what to say?

Is this a kind of belief?

The man thought for a moment, "Oh, right, you said yesterday that you just wanted to play that character's life, then why did you tell me before that you wanted to become a movie star?"

"because……"

The boy thought for a long time, "Luffy's success is to become the Pirate King, then the success of an actor is to become the best actor, right?"

"I want to be successful, invincible, and unmatched!"

The man looked at him and smiled...

Silly? Ambitious?

After a while, the boy finished brushing his teeth and washed his face. "Uncle, nothing else, I'll go in first..."

"Wait a moment……"

"What's wrong?"

Meng Youcheng turned around and came to him. "Your hair is so messy. You don't look like a star at all. You don't even know how to fix it..."

The man put some water on his hand, pressed down the boy's irritable hair, and then carefully straightened it, and brushed away the loose hair on his forehead...

Jiang Yuming was stunned and looked at him stupidly...

"I……"

The boy's obvious Adam's apple moved slightly. He looked a little dazed, and his eyes seemed to be always looking at Meng Youcheng.

The man didn't pay much attention. After a few minutes, his hairstyle finally looked better. "OK, it looks much better..."

He patted the boy on the shoulder and said, "Go in..."

"Oh."

Jiang Yuming went in first, and Xia Chunian came out right after...

"Wow, brother, it smells so good..."

The man looked at the girl and thought for a while. "You must not have eaten yet, right? Why don't you come to my house and have a quick bite?"

Xia Chunian smiled and said, "It's not good, will it be troublesome?"

"fine……"

"Then I will respectfully obey your command?"

Meng Youcheng suddenly realized that if he stood in the direction of a strange man and chatted with this girl, he would feel very restrained...

But if he treats the other person as his sister, he will be able to chat very smoothly. Anyway, it's not real. Being with her is just to confuse the readers...

Just go this way!

The man prepared the meal...

The girl took out a folding table from her room, "Brother, there is no table in the room, right?"

Meng Youcheng smiled and said, "Yeah."

The two of them came to Jiang Yuming's room one after the other...

The young man looked at the two of them, stunned for a moment, then went back to serving his meal without saying anything.

Everything was ready and the three of them sat around the table.

Xia Chunian looked at the boy in front of him, "Is he your roommate, brother?"

"Uh……"

Meng Youcheng thought for a long time, "To be honest, I am his agent. He is an 18th-tier celebrity from Shixing Company. I am his agent..."

The girl was obviously stunned...

After thinking for a moment, "Oh, so..."

The boy noticed their conversation and was very surprised, "Don't you... know each other?"

Meng Youcheng smiled and said, "Didn't we just meet?"

Jiang Yuming looked at him in disbelief...

"What kind of person is that..."

To be honest, Meng Youcheng really couldn't understand what the boy was saying in his dialect?

He always thought that the meaning of "magai" should be similar to "your mother" or "Mad", or perhaps even a dirtier swear word.

The girl was stunned and didn't give him a chance to finish. "Are you crazy? Why are you scolding my mother for no reason?"

Jiang Yuming: “Ah?”

Xia Chunian's eyebrows were locked together. "Why are you so uncultured? Ah, what about you?! Don't think I don't know. You scolded me in your dialect, right?"

"I……"

Jiang Yuming was at a loss for words, "Niheimuhei (are you)..."

"Okay, scold again...!"

The girl was obviously a little angry. She let out a long breath and cursed at the boy, "You idiot, you idiot, your head is rusty..."

This sister immediately overturned Meng Youcheng's cognition...

She cursed very quickly, and her voice was very powerful, not giving the other party any chance to talk back, just "ba ba"...

how to say?

He really deserves to be scolded. He starts by scolding someone's mother. If I don't scold him, who else would you scold?

Meng Youcheng didn't care about this matter...

Instead, a dish was added, and in the girl’s bowl…

What do you mean?

It means Meng Youcheng supports her!

When Xia Chunian saw this, he stopped pretending and increased his voice tenfold, speaking with great momentum...

Jiang Yuming was stunned...

"I……"

"Oh my god, you are really a fool. There are all kinds of birds in the forest. You come up and scold me. I can't stand it. You can say it, damn it, you come up and scold my mother, you want to die...!"

The boy was stunned...

Are you scolding now?

Meng Youcheng looked at them...

how to say?

It's good to curse! It's so fun to quarrel! Add some fuel, add some fuel! Let's see which one is more powerful? !

But these two are weird. They started quarreling as soon as they met. Are they a pair of bickering lovers?

interesting……

Keep arguing, don't stop, this way he will have the chance to complete all the tasks!