Quick Wear: I am a straight man, I just want to complete the task

Chapter 118

"Believe it or not?!"

Fu Lian did not argue any further, but turned his head and got up from the ground.

It seems that I am obviously in the wrong and I don't know what to say, so I'm going to stop the topic here.

Meng Youcheng watched him from a distance...

To be honest, it really doesn’t matter whether Fu Lian likes a guy or not, as long as he doesn’t like himself. He really wants to tell him that you can like anyone, but you must never like himself...

Although it's a bit unbelievable, it does make sense. After all, the other party did want to kiss me just now!

But he couldn't say that...

According to this idiot's personality, even if he doesn't like me, he will start to act like a jerk because of my reminder. The more I tell him to stay away from me, the more he will come to me!

"Ah……"

Meng Youcheng sneered and frowned as he asked, "Are you really... straight? Are you really not interested in men?"

"if not?"

Fu Lian gave him a displeased look and said, "I'm straighter than a telephone pole! You know what I mean? A telephone pole! All men in the world may be gay! I'm definitely straight!"

Meng Youcheng interjected, "I just heard that... the electric poles here are bent. It seems that they were bent by Huo Siquan when the monsters invaded not long ago."

"what?"

Fu Lian's previous impassioned speech suddenly faded a lot, "There is... such a coincidence?"

Meng Youcheng turned around and prepared to leave, leaving behind a sentence, "Use a different metaphor next time."

As soon as I turned around, I saw Huo Siquan walking towards me slowly. His expression was still calm, like a calm lake. "You guys are here... get ready to eat."

What was Meng Youcheng about to say?

The commander-in-chief has already left here!

As soon as I turned around, I saw Warrior A hiding in the crack of the door...

Fu Lian was a little surprised, "What are you looking at?"

Meng Youcheng thought for a moment and left.

After seeing him leave, Warrior A behind him quickly ran out and patted Fu Lian on the shoulder, "Brother, how are you?"

Fu Lian was startled at first, then turned around awkwardly and smiled, "What... can it be? He just... still can't accept me, and thinks that I'm a man... maybe disgusting?"

Warrior A was a little confused, "Didn't you say before that your major general likes men?"

"yes……"

Fu Lian pondered, then wiped away his tears pretentiously, "Maybe he... likes to keep others hanging like this? After all, our deputy general has been kept hanging by him, and he never expressed his feelings..."

"I don't want this... I still hope to develop further with him."

Warrior A patted his shoulder and said sympathetically, "Don't worry, take your time. My name is Jeff Ke. Although I am a low-ranking official, if you need my help, just come to me and I will do my best to help you!"

Fu Lian was stunned, "Jeffk?"

Warrior A smiled and said, "I am from the Western Regions. My mother is from the Western Regions, and my father is from abroad. Later, my father didn't want us, so my brother and I have been following my mother. Our ancestral home is also in the Western Regions. We came here for the trial."

"Oh……"

Fu Lian didn't think much about it and was about to leave...

Jeff said to him again, "Come with me, it's time to eat."

……

They came to a hall, where there was a very long table filled with steaming dishes. The warriors came here one after another and sat down...

After a quick count, there were probably more than 100 people.

Meng Youcheng arrived a step slower, so Fu Lian immediately greeted him, "Major General... I'm here!"

The man glanced at him with a look of disgust, but he walked over helplessly and sat next to him.

The positions are fixed and cannot be changed.

Xu Guo came over from nowhere, took a few breaths, looked at Meng Youcheng and said, "Major General, you..."

Before he could finish his words, the warrior next to him hurriedly pulled him and said, "Hey! Deputy General Xu, what do you think of us here?!"

"fine……"

Xu Guo replied politely, and just as he was about to continue talking to Meng Youcheng, the warrior next to him pulled him back and continued, "This is the greens I picked myself. What do you think of this product? Is it very fresh?"

"Uh... hehe, yes."

In short, this group of warriors would not give Xu Guo and Meng Youcheng any chance to speak!

Meng Youcheng could probably guess the reason.

"Do you know? Our major general...is still unmarried at the age of 30. He is an old man who has never even touched a girl's hand. It is said that...he likes men..."

Meng Youcheng's heart finally died.

As long as this bitch gets the chance, he will never give up any possibility to spread rumors!

Meng Youcheng smiled bitterly...

There are so many people here, we can't just go and beat him, right?

Fu Lian spoke louder and louder, "I also heard from the warriors in the camp that a long time ago, our major general fell in love with a little warrior, but the other party didn't like him, so our major general, he..."

Isn't this outrageous?!

The veins on Meng Youcheng’s forehead suddenly bulged...!

Damn, this bitch!

Meng Youcheng said softly, "Shut up!"

Fu Lian: "He just... um... um... "

Warriors ABCD: "Huh? What are you talking about?"

The young man immediately realized who was behind this. He turned his head and glanced at Meng Youcheng with anger in his eyes. "Hmmmm..."

Meng Youcheng smiled slightly, "What's wrong? Why can't you speak? Alas... I can tell at a glance that you are talking nonsense here again. Have you been punished by the gods?"

Fu Lian: “Hmmmm…”

"Are you hungry? If you are, just wait a while!"

Fu Lian's face turned red, and he stared at Meng Youcheng with an expression of rage...

The warrior next to him asked again, "What's wrong with you?"

Jeff Ke also came over, "Are you okay, brother?"

Seeing this, Meng Youcheng had no choice but to say to Fu Lian softly, "Promise me that you won't make up rumors about me again, and I'll help you get rid of it."

The boy nodded frantically...

As soon as he untied it, he let out a long breath...

"I'm fine, thank you for your concern. I just... accidentally got bitten in the throat by the sword energy."

Warrior A: "So your Major General... forced himself on that little warrior?"

Fu Lian glanced at Meng Youcheng warily...

The man held up two fingers, meaning that there were two more bans today, which could be used!

Fu Lian could only smile bitterly, "Of course not... Our Major General is handsome and generous, how could he treat his subordinates like this? He... cares about the subordinates in our camp every day and shows great concern."

Meng Youcheng finally showed a satisfied smile...

Warrior B: "By the way, why is there a red cloth around your neck?"

Fu Lian didn't even think about it, "This is the custom over there. Wrapping a red cloth around the neck ensures safety."

What a clever mouth...

Nonsense language, just start talking!

……

At night, when it was late and quiet.

Meng Youcheng, Xu Guo and Fu Lian then returned to the room.

Due to their special status, Huo Siquan arranged for them to stay in the same room. The bed was very big, a king-size bed that was more than enough to sleep three people...

Meng Youcheng sat on the stool for a long time without going to bed.

Xu Guo was also sitting nearby, not daring to move.

Fu Lian jumped directly onto the bed and stretched out his jade hands. We cannot use the adjective "jade hands" because his biceps are really big!

Although the fingers are indeed very long and the bones are clearly visible, the blue veins on the back of the hand are bulging, and you can tell at a glance that this is a man's hand, and the kind of man who often lifts weights!

He hooked his fingers slightly and gave Meng Youcheng an evil smile, "Come up, my king..."

Meng Youcheng rolled his eyes immediately...

Seeing this, Xu Guo punched him and said, "What are you doing?!"

"Hey hey..."

Fu Lian was very pretentious and flirted with Meng Youcheng, "My king... I'm in so much pain from being beaten, come up and rub my ass, come quickly, my king! If you want, you can spank my ass!"

Meng Youcheng was stunned for a few seconds.

Faced with this kind of psychopath, he really didn't know what to do?

I could only sigh heavily and not want to pay attention to it.

Xu Guo suddenly felt a little aggrieved, "Major General, I didn't use any strength at all!"

Meng Youcheng stood up helplessly...

"Your Majesty..."

Fu Lian immediately struck a charming pose, "I want a hug!!!"

Meng Youcheng looked at him and thought for a moment. "Tomorrow, I will ban you from speaking for the whole day. This way, you won't have the chance to make up rumors about me, right?"

"what?!"

Fu Lian immediately straightened his posture and his voice returned to its rough tone, "Are you fucking okay? I'll fucking die if I don't talk for a day, don't you know?!"

Meng Youcheng smiled slightly, "Since you know you will suffocate to death, you still tease me like this, aren't you deliberately trying to make me ban you from speaking? If you really like banning people from speaking, I can make you stay silent for the rest of your life."

Fu Lian immediately understood what he meant, and then lay down, "I give up, there is no interest at all..."

Meng Youcheng then walked to the bed and lay down, "Be good, and I won't ban you from speaking!"

Fu Lian: "No wonder I've been single for 30 years!"

Meng Youcheng jumped up immediately as if by reflex, "What the hell did you say?!"