Quick Wear: I am a straight man, I just want to complete the task

Chapter 114

"Hey, you unwanted old man, can't you just walk a little slower? I'm really tired... Can you please take care of me, this beast?"

Meng Youcheng, who was walking in front, couldn't believe his ears. He looked back at Fu Lian in confusion, "What did you just call me?"

The young man did not hide his feelings, "An old man that no one wants? I don't think I'm wrong. If you are over 30 and still not married, doesn't that mean no one wants you? I think this adjective is very suitable for you, Major General?!"

Xu Guo beside him pushed Fu Lian hard, "What are you talking about here? Didn't I tell you before, Major General, that he doesn't want to get married because..."

"Stop!"

Fu Lian stretched out a hand to stop him from speaking, "You are his little fanboy, you have a filter for him, so of course what you say is not credible. As a bystander, I can tell you responsibly that your major general does not get married..."

"It's simply because no one wants him. The girl doesn't like him at all. Maybe it's for this reason that he came here to become a major general to save his face?"

Your fucking brain circuit is really amazing!

You have such a rich imagination! I should give you a big fantasy award, and then hit you hard on the head with that pure gold trophy!

Fuck you...!

I'm right in front of you, and you're just saying this. Although what you said is true, don't I need to save face? !

I really want to beat him to death!

Meng Youcheng clenched his fists tightly and tried his best to keep smiling to make himself look respectable. He also wanted to tell Deputy General Xu not to believe that man's lies!

Damn it, he's just talking bullshit!

Fu Lian obviously didn't realize the seriousness of the problem and continued to talk, "At the age of 30, your major general must have been on at least seven or eight blind dates. If I'm not mistaken, the other party must think he is too ugly or poor. I think it's probably because the girls think your major general is divorced and has two children?"

The young man touched his chin and said, "If you haven't married by the age of 30, your chances of getting married in the future will be even smaller. It seems that you need to make careful plans for your Major General. Otherwise, your Major General will really end up alone for the rest of his life."

"wrong……"

Fu Lian suddenly thought of something. He looked at Xu Guo in front of him and said, "If your Major General really can't find a wife, it might be a good thing for you. But Deputy General, I still have to tell you that the Major General is a straight man after all. Don't always think about turning him gay..."

"It's not right to do this..."

Xu Guo was so angry, "You...what the hell are you talking about?!"

Fu Lian ignored him and looked back at Meng Youcheng. "Major General, am I right in my reasoning?"

Hahaha……

That’s right, how could it be wrong?

Just like the famous detective Conan, you can deduce a bunch of comprehensive conditions from a few clues. I really underestimated you!

Damn it, I really want to beat you to death now!

Meng Youcheng clapped his hands and forced a smile, "Amazing... You guessed everything in an instant. You are really very, very amazing. I don't even know how to reward you."

The young man waved his hands happily, "No need... I have always known that I am very capable. I am also very honored to be recognized by the Major General. If there is a chance, I will definitely do everything I can to help the Major General find a way out of being single. However, with the Major General's looks, it is indeed not very popular with girls..."

Meng Youcheng immediately didn't want to listen anymore. He gritted his teeth and said, "Then I'll reward you. Take off your pants!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Fu Lian's face suddenly changed. Before he could react, his hands had already started to take off his pants. He shouted in panic, "Fuck you! I fucking knew you were angry! You're taking revenge!"

"uh-huh……"

Meng Youcheng spread his hands and said, "You guessed right, then what?"

"Fuck you, your whole family will die!!!"

Fu Lian's pants were already half removed, and he cried out in pain, "Fuck you! You are such a narrow-minded villain! How can a villain like you become a major general?!"

Meng Youcheng smiled happily, "Yeah... I can become a major general. Are you angry?"

"Damn it!!!"

……

"Actually, there's nothing wrong with taking off your pants in public, right?"

Fu Lian raised his head with an extremely proud expression, and walked happily and said, "After all, my strength is there, and everyone who sees it will be inferior to me. Someone as capable as me certainly doesn't need to feel inferior, right?"

Meng Youcheng walked in front, his mind in a mess.

He immediately felt very regretful about the decision he had just made. Why did he really want that bitch to take off her pants?

Just scare him!

Unexpectedly, she really took it off, and Fu Lian, the little bitch, was no longer afraid of this threat. On the contrary, she felt very proud.

Really like a psychopath...?

Fu Lian continued to chatter in the back, "Actually, you don't have to feel inferior. Not everyone is like me. It's normal to have strength. You don't need to feel inferior because you are small. By the way, Major General, how big are you?"

Meng Youcheng didn't want to pay attention to him at all...

This idiot is so annoying!

The silencing spell has also become ineffective. It can only be used four times a day, each time for an hour. But now, in less than half a day, all four silencing spells have been used up!

"Major General..."

"An old man that no one wants?"

"A lonely old man who is 30 years old and still hasn't married or had children?"

Meng Youcheng couldn't stand it anymore. He turned back angrily and looked at the other person's mean look. He had to suppress his anger and asked, "What are you doing?"

Fu Lian looked very frivolous, "Didn't you hear what I said just now?"

"Who wants to talk to you?"

Meng Youcheng turned around and walked away, saying, "We don't have the leisure and elegance like you to discuss this and that?"

"Ah……"

Fu Lian sneered, "Is it because you don't have the leisure time to discuss it, or is it because you have low self-esteem and dare not discuss it?"

"Why should I feel inferior?" Meng Youcheng turned his head and glanced at him, "I'm fucking older than you, right?!"

Fu Lian smiled and said, "Who can't brag?"

Meng Youcheng suppressed his anger and said, "Believe it or not..."

"Do you have the guts, Bibi?!"

Meng Youcheng ignored him and walked on his own...

Fu Lian continued, "You don't dare to compete? Why don't you dare to compete? Because you just boasted and are afraid that your lie will be exposed, so you don't dare to compete, right?"

"I……!"

Meng Youcheng pointed at him angrily, "I'm not as perverted as you! Were you a ruler in your previous life? You want to compare everything, don't you have any shame?!"

"Anxious?"

Fu Lian immediately became excited. "Because you are too young and I mocked you, you are angry, right? I suddenly remembered that you are still not married at the age of 30? Isn't it because you are not good in that aspect?"

“Hiss…”

The young man continued with an exaggerated expression, "If your appearance is too bad, I can still adjust it for you, but how do you adjust this thing? Have you taken Chinese medicine? I don't know if Chinese medicine is useful. Sigh... I'm really worried about you!"

"you……!"

Meng Youcheng was immediately furious...!

Xu Guo in the back noticed, "Major General, ignore him!"

Yes... If he had a choice, he certainly didn't want to care, but this bastard boy actually insulted him in public. What's wrong with that? Isn't that just trampling on his dignity as a man?

How can I bear this?

"Mr. Fu, is it really you?!"

Just when Meng Youcheng was most angry, a strange voice suddenly came from behind him?

Turning around, I saw that it was a mutant.

"Xiaoguo?"

Fu Lian looked at the mutant and said, "Why are you here?"

The mutant took a step forward in surprise, "I just received the news that you were arrested by the Warriors. I was just about to rescue you, but I didn't expect to run into you...!"

Meng Youcheng was stunned for a few seconds...

Xu Guo had already drawn the sword from his waist, jumped up with all his strength, swung the sharp blade in his hand, and shouted, "Give me your life!!!"

The mutant jumped easily and dodged the move. "I don't want to get entangled with you any more. I just want you to let Mr. Fu go! I will take him away from here!"

Xu Guo swung the sword in his hand and said, "Don't even think about it!"

Xiao Guo took a half step back and crawled on the ground. After a moment, he turned into a tiger...

"Since you don't want to, don't blame me for being merciless!"

……

This mutant has extremely high martial arts skills and is obviously not an ordinary mutant. His strength should not be underestimated.

Xu Guo was obviously no match for him and was knocked to the ground within five rounds...

Xiao Guo obviously didn't use his full strength, and didn't cause any substantial damage to him. He just suppressed him with force, which exhausted all of Xu Guo's strength...

Meng Youcheng watched from a distance and did not take any action.

After knocking Xu Guo down, Xiao Guo turned his attention to Meng Youcheng, "I still say the same thing, release Mr. Fu!"

Fu Lian immediately yelled, "Xiao Guo, get out of here! You are no match for him!!!"

The tiger leaped up, revealing its sharp claws, and swung desperately at Meng Youcheng, "I must rescue you!"

Meng Youcheng's expression was very cold. He did not draw his sword, but just whispered, "Fu Lian..."

"come over!"

Fu Lian: "Fuck you, here you go again!!!"