Quick wear greedy little koi

"Tell me, what happened?"

The little monkey cried and said that they made him eat shit. He tried so hard and danced so hard, and let them touch his head. They were so cruel that they made him eat shit. It was too much.

Xin Jin frowned, thinking that this was not the case. Eating shit? Wait.

"Did he give you something?" Could it be what she thought?

Xin Jin followed the direction the monkey pointed, and sure enough, it was a durian, just as expected.

Boss, this is it, he gives me shit.

Xin Jin: “…”

Xin Jin's face was filled with black lines. How could this be shit? She picked up a piece of durian and was about to peel it open and taste it.

The monkey yelled, "Boss, don't eat shit! I will work hard to earn fruit in the future, please don't do this."

The boss is so awesome. For him, he dared to eat shit, which he didn't dare to do.

Xinjin: You are the one who eats shit!

I took a bite and it tasted pretty good.

She looked at the little monkey and said helplessly: "This is durian, not shit. It may smell a bit bad, but it tastes delicious."

The little monkey looked at Xinjin with half belief and half doubt, sniffed it, and still shook his head. He would not eat shit because it was too smelly.

"This thing is very expensive to humans. One durian can buy several bags of bananas and peaches."

Hearing this, the little monkey's eyes lit up slightly. So expensive? Why not try it?

Then he carefully took a bite of the durian.

"Hmm...delicious!" The little monkey's eyes lit up and he began to eat voraciously.

Xinjin smiled and thought that this little monkey was really interesting.

The little monkey thought about the fight he had just had with two people, and bowed to them to apologize.

Then I ran back to eat durian, it was so delicious.

The beaten human:

"Tell me, did he originally think it was shit and we fed him shit, so he beat us up?"

"It seems, probably, possibly, yes."

At this moment, the monkey that had gone to see Xin Jin came over and saw the boss and another monkey eating something. He sniffed and immediately jumped away, "Boss, you are eating shit."

Xinjin: You are the one who eats shit!

Finally, this matter ended after Xinjin finished eating the last bit of durian.

The other monkeys refused to eat it, saying that the taste was too... strong.

This reminded Xinjin of a video she had seen, in which a man bought some durian and his grandmother threw it into the river because it was too smelly and must have gone bad.

Then the boy chased the grandmother and asked her for a long time and found out that the thing was thrown into the river. He followed the river to look for it and finally found it. Finally, he went into the river to fish it out.

When it was cut open, the smell was even stronger. When the grandmother saw her grandson bringing back the bad fruit, she thought he had no money, so she took out her private money from the room and gave it to him.

Finally, the grandson asked his grandmother to eat some durian, but his grandmother refused to hate him and even said that his grandson was cruel and made her eat shit.

After eating a little, he found it really delicious. Then, the grandson often received calls from his grandmother, asking him to buy durian because she wanted to eat durian.

Grandson: ...Very good, this money has to be paid.

After eating, Xin Jin looked at the human who was still recording the video in front of him, and thought about the misunderstanding just now. Since he was already here, how could he not leave something behind?

"Young ones, get ready, we are going to do some exercise."

At Xin Jin's command, the monkeys behind him lined up, and when the music started, Xin Jin began to dance to the music.

Looking at those humans' excited screams, Xin Jin smiled even more brightly and danced even harder.

snort!

Even if she turns into a monkey, she is still the most popular dog, no one can compare to her!

After the dance, Xinjin looked at the food in front of him and smiled even more brightly. He kept the things he liked and shared the rest with the monkey behind him.

"Boss, since you've come, humans have given us more things."

Xin Jin didn't say anything. She was the queen mother now. A queen mother had to be precious and majestic, and she couldn't speak casually.

"Don't call me boss anymore. Call me queen mother." The queen mother is more powerful than the boss and sounds more domineering.

"Okay, Queen Mother." After a while, he asked again, "What does Queen Mother mean?"

Xin Jin: “…”乀(ˉeˉ乀) get out!

After several days, Xin Jin finally saw the administrator of Wuling Mountain. Looking at the black substance emanating from his body, he frowned. This person...

Not a good thing!

I have to find a way to solve it. Xin Jin lowered his head, looked at his hairy hands, and fell into deep thought.

Can she be solved with a slap? If she suddenly speaks human language, will she be taken away for autopsy?

Before Xin Jin could think of a solution, the administrator came over first. His purpose was very clear: it was her.

Seeing that the person coming had bad intentions, Xin Jin originally wanted to step back, but when she saw the group of ignorant monkeys behind her calling her Queen Mother, her steps back paused.

It was because of Xinjin's pause that Xinjin was caught by the administrator.

When the administrator saw the golden monkey, a strange smile appeared on his face. The next second, he took Xin Jin to the other side and said to the others, "Touching the golden monkey once is ten yuan, and touching it twice is fifteen yuan."

Others were eager to try. For just a dozen dollars, they could touch this golden monkey. It was worth it, absolutely worth it!

Inquiries have already begun.

"How do I give this money?"

"You've gone too far. You're actually using golden monkeys to make money!"

"That's right. You didn't even ask the golden monkey if she agreed. Look at you. It hurts when you grab her."

Some people wanted to touch it and asked how to pay, while others thought the administrator was too cruel for using golden monkeys to make money.

The administrator didn't care whether his purpose would be exposed or not, and said, "Just tell me, do you want to touch it?"

At this moment, the scene became quiet.

A dozen or so pieces, not too much. They touched other monkeys at will, but they had never touched this golden monkey, so they didn't know what it felt like!

Seeing this, the administrator sneered. He was so confident just now, but what about now? Sure enough, as long as it does not involve his own interests, everything can be discussed.

Those people follow the administrator, but Xin Jin doesn't.

Some humans had previously offered her fruit as long as they could touch it, but she refused.

Not to mention that now, the money belongs to the administrator and cannot be used on her?

He actually used her to make money. Xin Jin was very angry just thinking about it.

It slapped the administrator in the face, kicked him, jumped away from the administrator's body, and did not forget to whip the administrator's face with its tail.

Xin Jin jumped onto the tree nimbly and bared his teeth at the administrator to express his anger.

Someone in the crowd shouted, "This monkey has become a spirit! It can even beat people!"

The administrator covered his face, angry and humiliated, "It's just a monkey! Look at how I'll deal with you when I catch you!"

As he spoke, he tried to climb up the tree to catch Xin Jin. However, Xin Jin jumped flexibly between branches, making it impossible for the administrator to reach him.

At this time, several young people stood up and asked, "Aren't you afraid of retribution for treating animals like this?"

"That's right, let that monkey go!"

Others chimed in. Facing the accusations from everyone, the administrator knew he was in the wrong and wanted to leave in shame.

Xin Jin looked at the administrator walking away, a sly look flashing in his eyes. Want to leave? He didn't even ask her if she agreed.

"Guys, look for this bald guy in gray clothes. Do you see him? He's the one who hit me just now?"

Xin Jin was bullied just now. The other monkeys saw it and felt very angry. Now they heard that they could take action.

Just take whatever is nearby and throw it away.

The administrator felt something hit him on the head and cried out, "Ouch."

His face turned pale, "You damn monkey, don't let me catch you." His face looked a little ferocious.

The monkey was startled, then came to its senses and continued to throw things down.

The other monkeys were even angrier, especially Xin Jin. Bullying my little brother in front of me? Are you trying to kill yourself?

Hold on, hold on! You can maim or injure someone, but you can't kill them.

Otherwise, the monkeys in this mountain will be in danger.

The administrator found that he was hit even harder after he made the threat, and he had no choice but to ask for help from people around him.

When the administrator was hit, some people were worried that the monkeys had gone crazy. They had learned to throw things at people, even the fruit they had just given them.

The scene was a little chaotic for a while, but it soon calmed down because they found that it was only the administrator who was hit, and they did not hit him.

However, if they helped the administrator, the monkeys would hit them. So they learned their lesson and stayed away from the administrator, and did not forget to record it with their mobile phones.

No matter what, post it to your friends!

Soon people started discussing it.

"Did this administrator do something bad? Otherwise, why did the monkey only hit him? And not us?"

"That's right. I've been here many times. These monkeys are very quick. They can act cute, dance, and let me pat their heads. As long as I give them a little bit of fruit, they will be very satisfied."

"Could it be that there is really something wrong with this administrator? I suggest investigating this person."

"I know that the administrator just now wanted to use the golden monkey to make money. He said that as long as you pay, you can touch the golden monkey."

"No wonder, this golden monkey is the leader of this group of monkeys. If he behaves like this, he will definitely get beaten."

"That's impossible. This golden monkey looks so cute and pretty. How could it be the leader of this group of monkeys?"

"I'm telling you..."

Soon, it was revealed how Xinjin became the boss of the monkeys on this mountain.

How the rumor spreads...

In the end, I heard that I was very powerful, a monkey who knew kung fu, the only thing missing was the ability to perform seventy-two transformations.

Xin Jin: It's just a rumor! Don't take it seriously!

The monkeys' attack caused the administrators to flee in all directions, and the scene was in chaos. Xin Jin sat on the tree proudly, watching this "farce".

Just when everyone's attention was on the administrator, Xin Jin quietly jumped down from the tree and took away the money collected by the administrator in the chaos.

She quickly hid the money in a safe place, preparing to use it to buy more food for the monkeys. When the situation calmed down a little, Xin Jin appeared again, "Everyone, stop smashing it."

Hearing this, the other monkeys quieted down. Seeing the administrator being hit and still angry, Xin Jin let the other monkeys disperse.

The administrator was soon taken away by a group of people wearing similar clothes.