Quick Wear: Everyone knows I am a good person

As soon as the three of them left, Shu Jiao and Sheng Xin looked at each other and laughed.

"Do you want to go and play in person?"

Shu Jiao asked in a low voice.

"I……"

Sheng Xin seemed to be a little hesitant, but finally shook his head and said, "I won't go. I'll take a look."

"Okay. 0381."

"Okay, host sister, it has been deployed~"

0381Quick response.

003 glanced at it and snorted softly——

Next time the host sister deals with the krypton gold system, it will be strictly screened.

We must not allow any other little green tea tyrants to come in and steal the host!!!

……

On September 9, the sky was clear and the weather was nice.

Unfortunately, there are too many people.

The Maoshan disciples felt like crying when they saw another round of tourists coming to attack Maoshan.

"Master, Master, do you really have magic in Maoshan? Can you fly?"

"Taoist Master, do you want to accept a disciple?"

"Master, are there really zombies in the world? Do zombies really jump when they walk?"

Taoist Priests: …

Thank you.

But we don't know either.

You really don’t need to ask anymore. The answer is no. Do you understand?

No! ! !

They are really going to collapse.

Originally, their lives were quite leisurely.

Ever since the Dawn Parliament came into being, the three palaces and five temples of Maoshan have been filled with people, followers, and crowds... Just interrogate them whenever you catch them.

If they knew, would they still be entertaining tourists here?

I would have found a blessed place to practice and ascend to heaven long ago.

Tourist: "Master, I don't want to be your disciple. I just want to ask the Five Ghosts Moving Wealth Master if you can give me one. I only want five million."

The Taoist priest smiled slightly and said, "If I knew how to do it, would I still be here?"

Tourist: "Master, are you cooperating with the authorities?"

Taoist Priest: "Yes, I was fined 200 yuan for speeding."

Tourist: "Master, do you think it's possible that I will run into a big boss of the Dawn Council who will insist on taking me as his apprentice?"

Taoist Priest: "There are only accidents around the corner."

It can be seen that both parties are in relatively good mental states.

There are also many people who are joining in the fun, starting live broadcasts to find their own "fate to immortality".

As they were having a cordial and friendly conversation, suddenly, purple air came from the east.

A vast and rich purple gradually dyed the sky, and a luxurious carriage frame could be vaguely seen. In the blink of an eye, a figure in a purple robe descended on the blue clouds.

Tourist: ???

The tourist turned his head and looked at the Taoist priest who had just said "I don't practice" and the look in his eyes was as if he was looking at a heartless man.

"Master, you lied to me? Doesn't your conscience hurt?"

Daoist: ...

"Master! Grandmaster!!!"

The Taoist priest shouted loudly and ran inside hurriedly.

What was he talking about?

He said that the Miaojiang Gu women, sword practitioners, magic practitioners, and that group of fairies still exist. Their Taoism is so awesome, it is impossible that no one of their ancestors is alive.

Isn’t this coming?

My cultivation method, my dream of ascending to heaven, here I come!!!

tourists?

What tourists?

Where are the tourists?

"Welcome Master!"

No matter which master he is, he is still a master.

With this kind of noise and this kind of arrival, anyone who is a little bit weak would not dare to show up like this.

In fact, there is no need for the Taoist priest to shout.

The master of the temple has come out.

The one who came down to earth was a Kun Taoist.

She was wearing a purple robe and a white hairpin, had a kind face, looked to be in her early thirties, had a thin figure, a pair of eyes with a sparkling light, and when she walked there was an indescribable Taoist charm lingering around her.

"Dare I ask you, senior?"

The master asked cautiously.

"I am Lord Zixu Yuan."

Who?

who? ? ?

Zixu Yuanjun, Wei Huacun?

The master's legs suddenly went limp.

I would like to ask, among the Maoshan lineage, who doesn’t know the founder Zixu Yuanjun? Isn’t that forgetting one’s ancestors?

But...Ancestor, it's been more than a thousand years, and you're still alive?

"I was in deep sleep. I was suddenly awakened when the great age was about to come. How come you, the younger generation, don't have even a little bit of cultivation?"

Wei Huacun asked in a gentle voice.

Viewer:…

I'm so sorry and have brought shame to you.

"Well, well... this is a long story, why don't you follow me in first?"

Don't stand here.

With so many people watching, I'm afraid our Maoshan will soon be filled with tourists again.

Or should we just close the mountain gate?

So as not to delay my ascension.

"can."

Wei Huacun nodded slightly and walked inside under the guidance of the temple master.

In just a short time of conversation, the entry about the appearance of immortal cultivators in Maoshan had already become a hot search.

[I can see that purple cloud from a distance. Which Taoist deity has descended to earth? ]

[It’s the Second Immortal Grandma! Wei Huacun, Lady Nanyue! According to folklore, when she was 83 years old, she ascended to heaven and met the Queen Mother of the West. It turns out to be true! ]

[Unofficial history suddenly became official history. Mixed feelings.jpg. ]

【Apprenticeship, apprenticeship, apprenticeship...】

[Based on this calculation, this ancestor is about 1,600 to 1,700 years old. How can a person live that long? ! ! ]

[Our History Department is currently researching unofficial history, especially those absurd and magical ones, which are the focus of this research.]

[What a bunch of bastards! Who on earth stole my ticket to Maoshan? ]

[Is it too late to join Maoshan now? 】

Netizens were arguing quite lively.

As for the other major Taoist temples, upon hearing the news of Lady Nanyue's descent to the human world, they fell into silence.

It shouldn’t be~

Madam Nanyue has come out, but where is the founder of the Zhengyi Sect? Where is the founder of the Quanzhen Sect?

That's impossible, right?

Or do you think their offerings are not sincere enough and are too lazy to make the trip to the human world?

do not!

Grandmaster!!

Can I burn incense for you 24 times a day? Please come out quickly!!

Fortunately, Shu Jiao was generous and made arrangements for them every few days. Now all the major Taoist temples closed their doors to visitors.

Tourists who want to burn incense but have nowhere to go are really infuriating.

Buddhism:???

Let’s just say, why?

The ancestors of Taoism are all here, so ours can’t be extinct, right?

Actually, they didn't have any other intentions, they were just curious. Is the Golden Cicada Tang Monk you are talking about real?

Can eating one bite really make you immortal?

really?

Even if we take a step back, can't he really learn from the Buddha and show mercy by cutting off his own flesh to feed the eagle?

In view of their sincerity, Shu Jiao did indeed "resurrect" a Tang Dynasty monk for them——

Fahai.

It is Fahai who shouts "Great and Mighty Heavenly Dragon".

Monk: …

Never mind, just learn it first.

Although this person has always adhered to the principle of "evildoers should die", it is not a big problem, they can do it too.

Say.

Monsters shouldn't die, so do they deserve to die?

Soon, all the major Buddhist temples closed one after another.

make money?

How can making money be more important than cultivating immortality now?

When netizens heard the news, their back teeth were about to break, and their hearts were filled with sour feelings.

Why?

I am a believer too!

I have donated money to Taoist temples/Buddhist temples, I have burned incense to the Taoist/Buddha ancestors, and since I was a child I have loved helping old ladies cross the road, and I would return any penny I found to the owner.

Why don't you let me cultivate immortality? !

The combined resentment of netizens at this time could probably support hundreds of evil sword immortals.

But just after the National Day in October, good news came——