Quick Wear: Everyone knows I am a good person

"Host sister!"

003 shouted enthusiastically, "Mission completed, congratulations on earning 1100 points. The current balance is 2808, please keep working hard, host sister."

Shu Jiao lay down on the soft sofa in the space and waved to 003, "Can we build a holiday world in the next world?"

"Vacation World...ah..."

003 hesitated for a moment, "The points in Resort World are very few, usually ranging from one hundred to five hundred."

"It does not matter."

"That's fine. But...it will take some time to find a loophole. I'll ask an old friend to make a reservation for you, so you can have fun in the next world without worry."

"Deal. Let's go to the next world."

Shu Jiao nodded and thought:

She hopes that the next world will not be one that requires her to use her brain. If she wants to become an agent again, she will change her career immediately!

"Okay~"

003 responded and quickly sent Shu Jiao away.

In just a flash, Shu Jiao appeared in another small world.

As soon as she came in, she noticed something different.

This is a spiritual world.

Having spent NNN years in the world of cultivation, she was very familiar with this feeling and subconsciously began to practice her skills.

But when she opened her eyes, she found that it was not the world of cultivation that she was familiar with. The furnishings in the house, the TV, computer, tables and coffee tables were no different from the modern world.

"San'er, the plot."

"Transmitted."

……

The original owner, Shu Jiao, was a fake metaphysics anchor.

This world is also a technological world, but it does not degrade metaphysics into feudal superstition, but instead develops it into a traditional culture.

Ever since the live broadcast began, the metaphysics section has always been a hot topic, because it is exciting and bizarre enough, eye-catching enough, and has more room for falsification.

The original owner couldn't find a job after graduation, so he just gritted his teeth and started live streaming.

After working in beauty and emotions and trying several sections, I found that the metaphysics section has the highest traffic, the strongest ability to attract fans, and the fans are easy to deceive and generous.

Eventually, she only did metaphysical content.

How do you do it?

First, change yourself into clothes that look like those of a metaphysics blogger, such as a navy blue Taoist robe, black loose clothes, etc. Your hair should be tied up with a wooden hairpin, and you should hold a bracelet in your hand, and hang a wooden plaque or hexagram plate strung with a red or black rope around your neck.

Sitting on a wooden chair or armchair, there must be a wooden table in front of you, and behind you there must be either a huge yellow talisman paper or calligraphy and paintings.

Occasionally play with a copper coin wooden sword.

At least he looked like a Taoist priest.

Next comes the lining.

When I post videos, I usually either play some Zen music or say some specious nonsense in a serious manner.

For example, "A blessed woman will not enter the door of an unlucky man, breaking up is God's help...", "If you want to get rich, you must do three things in your birth year...", "Every word you say is cause and effect, be careful not to commit verbal karma..."

It's the kind that, at first glance, seems to be something; but when you listen carefully, it's bullshit.

Or you can go to the top metaphysics bloggers, "borrow" some inspiration, and rephrase their content in a different way.

Secondly, they find a team to commit scams, implying that they know some Taoist techniques, such as summoning lightning, breaking bowls out of thin air, and making one visible with innate energy... While they say it is a special effect, they find an army of internet trolls to flatter it.

During the live broadcast, he asked a few "actors" to tell fortunes, and also hinted to fans that he could catch ghosts and monsters and had a connection with the underworld...

Don't say it.

Don't even say it.

Although the original owner's skills were poor, she had some luck and became really popular!

There are more than 600,000 fans.

Most of them are elderly people who have not received much education. Don't think this group of people are easy to deceive, and they are also willing to pay money.

After building a fan base, the original owner started selling goods.

What are you selling?

She would sell the "blessed instruments" worth a few dollars or tens of dollars that she bought from the small commodity wholesale market, and she would just put up a link and resell them for thousands or even tens of thousands of dollars.

Fortune telling, five hundred yuan for each question.

The cost of performing rituals ranges from tens of thousands to hundreds of thousands.

The original owner could be said to have made a fortune, owning a luxury house and a luxury car.

She has an old fan who is over 70 years old. One day, she suddenly asked her if she could change the life span recorded in the Book of Life and Death?

Guess what the original owner said?

The original owner said yes!

It is said that she has a very good relationship with the judge who is in charge of the Book of Life and Death in the underworld. However, changing the life span is not allowed in principle. If you ask someone to do something for you, you have to pay a little, right?

The old fan was sick and was afraid that he would die, so he thought, maybe he might as well leave, saving his life was the most important thing.

So I spent 50,000 first.

Seeing how straightforward he was, the original owner knew that he was another victim, so he waited a few days before saying, "Old sir, your fate is too hard, and your life span is about to reach its limit. It's not easy to change it! I'll only give you half a year at most for that 50,000."

When the old fans heard this, they thought, can it be changed?

Fifty thousand for half a year, one hundred thousand for a year. After considering his own savings, he gave the original owner another half a million.

The original owner almost died of laughter.

How could anyone believe such nonsense as the Book of Life and Death can be changed?

But it’s her blessing that her fans are easy to fool!

Soon the original owner told the old fan that he had changed his lifespan and offered a buy five get one free deal, giving him an extra six years of life.

Old fans are smiling happily.

I guess he was in such a good mood that he thought his condition was not that serious, so he insisted on being discharged from the hospital.

The family members repeatedly objected and the hospital also tried to persuade them again and again.

However, the old fan refused to listen to a word he said, and kept shouting that he had asked the master to change his fate and that he could still live for another six years, and asked the doctor not to curse him.

As a result, he died less than three days after being discharged from the hospital.

When his family investigated, they found out that he had been cheated by the original owner. They were furious and found the original owner to make a fuss. They also called the police and accused the original owner of murder for money.

Not long after, the original owner was thrown into prison.

After watching the plot, Shu Jiao: …

She really didn't know what to say.

"Is there a hell in this world?"

Shu Jiao asked.

She could feel that there was spiritual energy in this world, and there might really be some demons and ghosts, as well as some people who practiced Taoism. However, the spiritual energy was thin, and it was estimated that there were not many truly talented people.

"Yes, host sister."

003 responded, "The myths before this world all really existed, including the heavens and the underworld, Bodhisattvas, immortals, and all kinds of mythical beasts. It's a pity that these guys are too strong and have drained the origin of the world."

"Later, because of insufficient incense offerings and insufficient faith from humans, some of them died or fell into deep sleep."

"There are still some small Karami in this world now, but not many. In a few dozen or a hundred years, even these small Karami may not exist anymore."

Shu Jiao nodded slightly.

She was thinking about what to do next?

Now, the original owner has contacted that old fan.

【ding dong~】

【农行：尾号1298的卡在18:08【收入】500,000，余额1,821,091……】

Got~

Five hundred thousand old fans have transferred over. Is she really going to the underworld to change the book of life and death for people?

"Actually, it's not impossible."

003 said, "Host sister, haven't you noticed? There are a lot of wandering souls in this world. I guess there is something wrong with the underworld department, which has reduced its operating efficiency."

We can just take advantage of the situation to rob...

cough!

We are just here to help the underworld return to normal order.