Quick Wear: Everyone knows I am a good person

Inside the coffin lay the corpse of a woman who looked to be around thirty years old.

Just like a living person.

She wore a black robe embroidered with flowers, birds, insects, and animals in gold thread. Her skin was pale, but her lips were bright red, and she wore a pair of golden phoenix earrings.

A black jade snake-patterned pendant hung from his waist.

Those hands, clearly from a life of luxury, rested comfortably on her abdomen...

Overall, it looks like it's in a deep sleep, about to open its eyes at any moment.

"King Chi".

Shu Jiao glanced at her, then pinched her chin with her fingertips. "Your skin is cold."

Netizens: ...

Of course!

They've been dead for 2,300 years. If their skin were still warm, that would be truly bizarre.

“Jiaojiao, Jiaojiao, Jiaojiao…”

Suddenly, King Chi opened his mouth, and a clear, melodious voice rang out from his throat.

That voice sounded exactly like Chi Yu's.

"Shu Jiao, Shu Jiao..."

It was another slightly aged male voice, sounding exactly like Chen Yuansheng.

Finally, it transformed into a playful female voice, "Sister Shu, Sister Shu..."

That was Miao Yao's voice.

Netizens: ...

[Ah! It's come back to life!!]

[No way, how can a corpse that's been dead for over two thousand years still talk?!]

[Boss Shu, don't lead me down a dead end!]

[I'm so grateful to Boss Shu for successfully dissuading me from going into the tomb.]

"It can't talk,"

Shu Jiao traced the chin and touched Chi Wang's throat. "It's a voice mimicry Gu. The one actually speaking isn't her, but..."

She turned the camera around.

really.

Behind her, the enormous spider-headed snake was propped up, its scarlet eyes staring straight at her.

"Two thousand three hundred years, awakening once every hundred years, shedding skin, then falling into slumber again, neither human nor ghost, waiting for the next hundred years."

Shu Jiao raised an eyebrow slightly, "Do you still like this kind of life, King Chi?"

King Chi.

Who is King Chi?

A look of confusion flashed in his scarlet eyes as he gazed at the coffin behind Shu Jiao.

I think I have some memories of it.

"King Chi...I..."

Chi Wang said in a hoarse voice, "I am... Chi Wang."

As it spoke, its voice became much smoother, "I am alive. I am still alive. I have succeeded! I will live forever, I am alive... Hahaha... I am the King of Chi!"

This conversation left netizens with goosebumps.

Omg!

Help!

This Chi King is not only alive, it can also speak, it clearly knows that it is the Chi King, and it even has logical thinking!

Is that correct?

Is this correct?

Two thousand three hundred years!

It really is a person... oh, right.

It's not actually a human.

Netizens stared at Chi Wang's body, which displayed a variety of animal-like features, and fell silent.

"Can you get out?"

Shu Jiao asked slowly.

Can we go out?

Chi Wang kept a close eye on Shu Jiao.

"You won't be able to get out of this tomb."

Shu Jiao said slowly, "In the tomb, these Gu and Feng Shui formations allow you to live forever. You need this energy; once you leave, it's certain death."

"In two thousand three hundred years, you have woken up twenty-three times."

"Your consciousness is slowly fading away."

"In the next hundred years, you might become a real Gu. You won't remember that you were the Chi King; you'll just be a worm. A pathetic worm waiting to die."

"Gu...worm...no! I am King Chi. I am King Chi..."

King Chi screamed, "I'll kill you—! Intruder, you deserve to die!"

It began to writhe wildly, spitting out spider silk.

Strands of white spider silk, like death ropes, attacked Shu Jiao.

Shu Jiao lifted her foot and retreated.

What netizens saw were those spider webs, all heading straight for them.

It came fiercely and quickly.

Some didn't even realize they were watching a live stream, instinctively dodging left and right, and ended up tripping and falling.

"Dong dong!"

"Snapped!"

Chi Wang's enormous body swept through the main burial chamber, smashing it to pieces. Even the throne and Emperor Zhao's skeleton were violently thrown to the ground.

"You deserve to die—!"

It roared fiercely.

"Look, you're in a hurry again."

Shu Jiao opened her fan with one hand, and several thin throwing knives flew out from the fan ribs with a "whoosh" sound, heading straight for its eyes.

She flipped herself up again, her body so soft it seemed boneless, curving in a bizarre arc to dodge the spider silk that sprang from her.

Netizens: Wiping away sweat.jpg

Hehe~

This was my first time using a first-person perspective, and facing such a huge insect, my heart was really a little overwhelmed.

Thanks to Mr. Shu for the fighting instruction.

Do not worry.

They would never go to that Gu Tomb in their lifetime.

Even if they jumped off the building, they would never go!

That side.

Shu Jiao and Chi Wang were evenly matched when Shu Jiao suddenly slid back and casually pressed a button to close the door.

No one was killed.

Killing is possible, but there's no need for it, is there?

Since it can't get out anyway, it might as well stay inside and enjoy its "longevity" while it guards the tomb.

She wanted to come back for a stroll around this tomb later.

"Bang bang bang!"

Chi Wang went berserk and pounded on the massive tomb door in the main burial chamber.

The dust on the tomb door fell off with a "whoosh," shaking out some pebbles in the process.

A violent and ferocious scream continuously emanated from inside the tomb, "Shu Jiao! Shu Jiao!! Shu Jiao—!"

Shu Jiao remained unfazed.

"See that?"

Shu Jiao's live stream was still running when she sighed softly, "Bosses, please don't follow this example! What's the difference between this and going to jail? Oh~ this is even worse than jail, they'll change your very species..."

Netizens: ? ? ?

Mr. Shu, you really overestimate me.

[Me, learn? What should I learn? Who should I learn from? Can I even learn it?!]

【I?】

"Boss Shu, let's stick to antiques. This thing... let's not talk about it."

Only after getting away from danger did netizens feel relieved.

But the donations in the live stream never stopped.

It was so enjoyable to watch.

To be able to escape unscathed from such a huge mutant is truly amazing!

what?

You're saying that Boss Shu escaped unscathed?

I'm a loyal fan of Boss Shu. What's the difference between her and me? She got out unscathed, so I got out unscathed too!

First-person perspective, excellent immersion!

Shu Jiao wandered around for a couple more times, then turned off the live stream and strolled around to the tomb chamber on the opposite mountain.

I encountered a bunch of mutated organisms.

Bats with snake-like teeth, fish with sharp fangs and black hair, a combination of octopus tentacles and snakes...

Shu Jiao didn't say anything, but sent a message to Chi Yu.

[Shu Jiao]: Ask Professor Zheng if he is interested in these creatures?

Professor Zheng is the biology professor in the archaeology team.

A short while later, Chi Yu replied to the message.

[Chi Yu]: He wants it.

[Chi Yu]: The biological research institute will pay for it, five million for a live one and three million for a dead one.

[Chi Yu]: Be careful, don't mess with those things.

[Chi Yu]: You weren't injured by Chi Wang, were you? That size was truly unbelievable. When Professor Zheng saw it, he couldn't catch his breath and fainted.

[Chi Yu]: Say something! Are you alright?

Shu Jiao looked at the messages that popped up and quickly reassured her anxious friend.

She grabbed some samples and treasures and then left.

—Everyone is immersed in the joyous feast, wishing the New Year to surpass the old. (Yang Wujiu, "Shuangyan'er: New Year's Eve")

Happy Lunar New Year's Eve! (*^▽^*)