Quick Wear: Everyone knows I am a good person

Seeing Emperor Jiaheng's expression change slightly, Shu Jiao's lips curled into a smile, "Your Majesty, you wouldn't know this. Back in the day..."

As he spoke, Emperor Jiaheng handed her a handful of melon seeds, saying, "Don't just talk, eat."

Otherwise, there won't be any atmosphere.

Shu Jiao didn't hold back either.

She never showed any courtesy to Emperor Jiaheng, unlike Sun Wenzhong, who had served Emperor Jiaheng since childhood and was somewhat more disciplined, making it difficult for Emperor Jiaheng to fully enjoy the gossip.

Shu Jiao's arrival perfectly filled the gap in the atmosphere group segment.

"Your Majesty, a few years ago, Prince Cui and Wang Qingyi of the Yue Prince's Mansion got engaged. *Click click*... Ugh... After that..."

Shu Jiao swallowed two sunflower seeds.

That's why people say ancient times were so troublesome.

These sunflower seeds are limited and precious; we can't eat them freely.

"Every now and then, Young Master Cui would help Young Master Cui send gifts to Miss Wang. Guess what?"

Without waiting for Emperor Jiaheng's reply, she continued, "After a while, the two of them fell in love!"

I've hit it off...

and many more.

俩？

Emperor Jiaheng shook his head in a daze, "Who two?"

"Young Master Cui and Miss Wang are in love with each other."

As she spoke, Shu Jiao clapped her hands with great regret, "Alas, the marriage certificate has been issued and cannot be changed. Lovers have ended up as uncle and sister-in-law. It's truly a pity that Heaven doesn't have mercy on us!"

His monotone and emotionally charged delivery left Emperor Jiaheng numb.

Is that so?

"They were quite discreet."

Emperor Jiaheng pondered this carefully; he truly hadn't received the message. "Neither of the two families knew?"

"I don't know, they probably haven't found it."

Shu Jiao shook her head. "Right now, all I know is that Second Young Master Cui treats his mistress ridiculously well. He showers her with all sorts of expensive and luxurious gifts—clocks from overseas, silks from Jiangnan, leathers from the border regions, and luxury apartments from the capital."

"So generous."

"Oh, and I also sent some to his sister-in-law."

As for who is the one who came along incidentally, that's hard to say.

Upon hearing this, Emperor Jiaheng's lips twitched twice.

He even suspected that if Prince Cui were to die unexpectedly, Second Prince Cui would have to knock on the Prince's wife's door overnight, without delaying for the entire night.

However, both companies probably genuinely didn't know.

If anyone knew, Cui Er would be exiled to the borderlands overnight.

"Moreover, this Second Young Master Cui has caused a scene at home several times, saying he wants to marry that actress."

Shu Jiao was happily munching on sunflower seeds. "I heard that Young Master Cui was beaten so badly that he couldn't get out of bed for half a month and had to kneel in the ancestral hall for many days, but he still wants to marry that actress."

"The Duke of Cui and his wife are adamantly against it..."

"Of course I'd agree to that."

Emperor Jiaheng curled his lip, "It's only because the Duke of Cui and his wife doted on their child that they didn't beat him to death."

"Duke Cui also intends to silence that actor."

Shu Jiao had an expression that said, "They are truly ruthless." "As a result, Cui Er said that if the actor died, he would hang himself. That night, the Cui family summoned the imperial physician overnight."

"I remember that."

He had been saying that Duke Cui was in excellent health, so why did he suddenly become so enraged that he came to the palace to summon the imperial physician?

So the family has produced a "filial son".

Emperor Jiaheng shook his head with sympathy, "Every family has a couple of good-for-nothings, you'll get used to it."

"So, the Duke of Cui's mansion is in a hurry to find a more reliable marriage for Cui Er."

As she spoke, Shu Jiao grabbed another handful of peeled walnut kernels.

"Would Cui Er agree?"

"I disagree. She's threatening to kill herself at home."

Shu Jiao shrugged. "What do you mean? If his family insists that he marry someone else, he'll become a monk."

"Oh~"

Emperor Jiaheng and Sun Wenzhong both exclaimed in surprise.

That's incredibly reckless.

"Really becoming a monk?"

Emperor Jiaheng asked incredulously.

"Who knows?"

Shu Jiao shook her head slightly.

She and 003 had been chirping crickets for a while, and she felt that Prince Cui might not live a long life.

Cui Er has all the necessary elements: meeting the right person at the wrong time, the unattainable white moonlight, and keeping a substitute while remaining chaste.

If you can't keep your virginity, wouldn't that be a tragic love story full of misunderstandings, melodrama, younger man/older woman dynamics, and a tragic ending?

It would be a real shame if this didn't turn into a "I am my brother literature" phenomenon.

However, in the storyline, it seems that Crown Prince Choi did not die.

"I really didn't realize that."

Emperor Jiaheng sighed twice, then asked curiously, "What about the eldest daughter of the Prince of Yongkang?"

"Her~"

Shu Jiao's expression became interesting, but she didn't say anything, only rubbed her fingers together.

People~

You can't miss any opportunity to make money, especially when you encounter a generous sucker.

Emperor Jiaheng thought for two seconds, "There is a pink tourmaline thumb ring in my private treasury, it's yours."

"Speaking of Yu Ningjia, the legitimate daughter of the Prince of Yongkang, she is even better than Cui Er."

With just one sentence, Shu Jiao immediately captivated Emperor Jiaheng: "Your Majesty should be aware of Miss Yu's reputation."

know.

He was brave and skilled in riding and archery, and could wield a broadsword and a long whip.

One evening, she stormed a gambling den and chased her younger brother, who had fallen into a trap, from one end of the street to the other, becoming famous overnight. There should be few in the capital who did not know her name.

Therefore, she faces some difficulties in finding a husband.

The Cui family took a liking to her, probably because they thought this girl was fierce enough to tame Cui Er.

Emperor Jiaheng nodded slightly. "What?"

"Last month, Miss Yu went out for a spring outing and kidnapped... oh no, rescued a scholar she fell in love with at first sight in the suburbs and settled him outside."

Shu Jiao didn't hide it from her either.

"what?"

Emperor Jiaheng and Sun Wenzhong spoke in unison, their faces displaying only two words—

Shock.

Wait a minute~

Is this right?

"How did you know?"

Emperor Jiaheng asked, puzzled, "Those ladies even said this at the banquet?"

"Hehe~"

Shu Jiao smiled subtly, "It's quite a coincidence."

She was wandering around the various palaces, thinking she was getting tired and wanted to find a place to hide and rest.

But who knew it would be such a coincidence!

As soon as they settled down, the two people involved sneaked out of the main hall, avoiding the guards, and unfortunately ended up standing in the courtyard where she was hiding.

The two looked around carefully, but there was no one else there.

Indeed.

When Shu Jiao saw them coming, she quickly climbed up the roof beam.

Then I heard the two of them standing below, discussing their wedding plans one after the other.

These days, marriages are often arranged by parents and matchmakers.

When the time comes, Miss Yu will agree to marry him, and Cui Er will pretend to refuse to the death.

"Cui Er said that on the night of his wedding, he deliberately hanged himself, so that Miss Yu would remember to save him and beat him up. After that, Miss Yu would go to the outer room to find him."

As she spoke, Shu Jiao's eyes crinkled with laughter, "What a coincidence, isn't it that scholar that Miss Yu is raising..."

Shu Jiao's voice trailed off, "He lives right next door!"

At that time, the couple will appear to be at odds on the surface, with one trying to catch the other and the other trying to escape, but what will they actually be like?

They went to the street full of brothels and went off to find their own pleasures.

correct!

"Cui Er is quite generous."

Shu Jiao gave a thumbs up and said, "Cui Er also said that if Miss Yu gets pregnant, she should be his. He will use the money from his household to support her."

Emperor Jiaheng: ...

Sun Wenzhong: ...

Talent!

"Your Majesty, please tell me, is this marriage possible?"

Shu Jiao asked with a light laugh.