He secretly changed his character

Fei Mingze asked in the Three Musketeers group, "How can I take someone down quickly?"

Guan Shanyue, "We got married with a baby in our belly."

"This road is blocked. Try another one."

Du Ruofei, "First, trick them into getting the marriage certificate. The rest is a piece of cake."

"What if he realizes what's going on and doesn't forgive you?"

Guan Shanyue: "In view of the nobleness of the purpose, the meanness of the means can be forgiven."

Fei Mingze, "..."

Du Ruofei, "How about I teach you a trick?"

Fei Mingze, "What?"

"The first step is to get the other person drunk."

"and then?"

"Take off your clothes and lie down on the bed."

"What happens next?"

"The next morning, please start your performance."

"Perform what?"

“Lines: I will definitely be responsible for you.”

"What if he doesn't want me to be responsible?"

"He doesn't want you to be responsible for him, but you can ask him to be responsible for you."

Fei Mingze suddenly realized, "That makes sense."

Du Ruofei, "Master, you are a genius student. Do you still need someone to teach you how to fall in love?"

Guan Shanyue said in disgust, "People say that love can lower a person's IQ. This is so true. Master, look at your IQ now, it must be negative."

Fei Mingze, "Shut up!"

Guan Shanyue, "I recommend you a few novels to read and learn from."

"Which ones?"

Guan Shanyue, "The Overbearing CEO Falls in Love with Me", "Mr. Lu's Million-Dollar Bride", "White Moonlight Concerto", "Don't Chase the Runaway Sweetheart", "Mr. Fu Will Marry Me Only".

Fei Mingze, "When I saw the name, I felt like thunder and blood were rolling in my face."

“Don’t look at the name.”

"Then what are you looking at?"

"The tricks inside! The tricks!! The tricks!!! I have to say it three times because it's important."

"But I just want to have a good relationship."

"Has it been successful so far?"

Fei Mingze had the urge to die, "...No."

Guan Shanyue sneered, "Deep affection cannot be retained, only tricks can win people's hearts."

***

Lu Zichu was lying on the bed with nothing to do. Seeing the diamond ring on Fei Mingze's finger flashing, he suddenly thought of the kiss on the Ferris wheel and the proposal in the evening.

My heart was in a mess, like a tangled mess of hemp, and I felt uncomfortable everywhere. My heart, liver, spleen, stomach, and kidneys were all beating fast. So I logged into WeChat to try to divert my attention, but the screen was already flooded with blessing messages.

Millions of red envelopes were distributed in the company group, which made up for everyone's psychological trauma. This group was established at the request of Mark, and except for Chu Lanxi, all employees in the company were members.

Originally, the company would go to the Maldives before the New Year to hold the annual meeting and reward employees. At the very least, it would be Phuket.

But when Chu Lanxi arrived, the annual meeting was held in the conference room of the company headquarters. Even the quality of the grand prizes in the lucky draw dropped sharply.

When Lu Zichu was here, the biggest prizes were either a luxury cruise or a ten-day trip to Europe. Apple tablets and prizes of 10,000 yuan were even more common.

The company held its annual meeting this afternoon, so we are officially on holiday. And the year-end bonus is gone.

Lu Zichu did not participate.

I heard that the highest prize is an Apple phone, and there is only one spot available.

The rest is either a 1,000 yuan bonus, or one exemption from a penalty ticket for being late, and one exemption from an overtime ticket.

Lu Zichu felt that this was the worst time Apple had been hacked.

Lu Zichu received 100,000 tons of complaints from the company's employees alone.

The only way to appease them is to use red envelopes.

Then she sent a blessing text message to Xiao Yushu. Unusually, she did not ask him where he was spending the New Year. This saved Lu Zichu from having to rack his brains to come up with one feeble excuse after another.

After chatting with her for a while, he was still concerned about yesterday's accident, so he sent a private message to Gu Hanzhu, asking her to answer his questions.

"How can I quickly and accurately figure out whether I like someone or not?"

"Do you want to clap for love with him?"

"But what if you only like the other person's body?"

"Then congratulations. You have already fallen in love with half of the other person."

"What if it's love itself that you fall in love with, not the person?"

"Is that so... Then you can keep working hard and try to fall in love with this person."

"What if after trying everything, I still don't fall in love with this person?"

"Impossible. There can only be one reason."

"What is it?"

"Some kind of kung fu of the other party is too poor."

Lu Zichu, "???!!!"

Fei Mingze came over and asked, "Who are you talking to?"

Lu Zichu was caught off guard by his sudden attack and was so frightened that his phone fell to the ground. He bent down to pick it up, but his balance was unstable, and Guangrong came into close contact with the Fei family's wool carpet.

He covered his painful coccyx and couldn't get up for a long time. Fei Mingze's cheerful laughter came from above his head.

Lu Zichu glared at him, "You're still laughing!"

Fei Mingze bit his lip and still couldn't stop laughing, but he did not forget to extend his hand to pull Lu Zichu up.

Lu Zichu didn't want to pay attention to him at first, but suddenly frowned and thought of a plan. He held his hand tightly.

Then Fei Mingze fell off the sofa and used the person on the ground as a human cushion, almost crushing him into a picture of a beautiful woman named Lu Zichu, and he looked like he was about to vomit blood.

What was even worse was that Fei Mingze's nose hit Lu Zichu's lips, and then the tooth finally died and fell out of the gums.

Lu Zichu wanted to cry but had no tears. He shouldn't have been so naughty and wanted to punish Fei Mingze. He didn't expect that the force was mutual and it rebounded on him.

Lu Zichu, [This is unscientific. This is not how it is played in TV dramas.]

Leonardo da Vinci, [This is science. No matter if the beautiful heroine falls from a tree, a roof, a staircase, or a horse, the hero will jump up to save her, and the two will hug each other in an extremely romantic way, either doing a 360o magic circle of love or a fancy mouth-to-mouth kiss. I was so confused and embarrassed when I saw it.]

Lu Zichu, [Hehe. ]

[Newton would burst into tears after watching this. His three laws of mechanics must have suddenly run away from home on Earth and settled on the moon. He rolled his eyes and gave a middle finger to the domestic bad drama. ]

Lu Zichu's face turned red immediately. This was not what he meant.

Fei Mingze raised his eyebrows, "I didn't know you were so eager to throw yourself into my arms."

Lu Zichu covered his mouth and said nothing, with an expression that showed he wanted to eat Fei Mingze alive.

"What's wrong? I hit the nail on the head, and you have nothing to say?"

"Fei Mingze! Damn you."

"what happened again?"

Lu Zichu stopped talking again, partly because he was in pain and partly because he didn't know what to say. His eyes were filled with tears.

Fei Mingze took a closer look and saw blood flowing from between his fingers. He became anxious and asked, "What happened? Did I really make you vomit blood?"

As she said this, she tried to pry his hands open, wanting to find out what was going on.