My bad words were heard by all the civil and military officials in the court
Chapter 68 The Queen Mother Can't Beat a Donkey
"What trouble have those two animals gotten themselves into?"
Emperor Jingming stood up suddenly, with veins throbbing on his forehead.
The young eunuch had a sad face.
"Your Majesty, when His Royal Highness had the donkeys sent to the Imperial Study, they suddenly went mad and ran into the Queen Mother's Palace."
Queen Mother?
Emperor Jingming and his ministers saw darkness.
These two beasts will pick on people to offend.
Ye Shengxin blinked.
It’s not too big to watch the bustle.
[System, what should I do? I really want to go see what's going on. ]
The system wants to go too.
[How about we quietly follow the emperor when he leaves?]
[When the time comes, I will bring along a group of civil and military officials in the name of caring for the Empress Dowager. Even if the Emperor wants to question you, he cannot blame you, a fifth-rank official.]
Emperor Jingming: ...
This system has some brains.
Ministers:...
Fairy, you are really good at dragging people into trouble!
Ye Xingxin applauded inwardly.
[Let’s do this. I don’t believe that these ministers don’t want to eat melons. ]
The ministers coughed and looked around, not looking at Emperor Jingming.
They really wanted to go and see it.
Emperor Jingming snorted coldly and flicked his sleeves, without knowing what he was thinking.
He took everyone to the Empress Dowager's Cining Palace.
The crowd heard the noise coming from the palace from a distance.
The sounds of people and donkeys came one after another!
Everyone hurried in and saw a group of people holding sticks, feather dusters and vases confronting the two donkeys.
Because of the nominal mother-son relationship between the emperor and the empress dowager, no swords or weapons were allowed in the Cining Palace.
So these are all I can offer at this critical juncture.
In the crowd, the empress dowager had not yet finished combing her hair and makeup, nor was she wearing any hair accessories. Her official attire looked a little messy, but her face was still calm.
Standing there with such dignity, no one can underestimate her.
But the two donkeys were more arrogant than her. They grinned and swayed their lips at the Queen Mother with an attitude of victory.
The queen mother was so angry that her face turned darker and darker!
This damn beast!
“Ahhh—ahhh—ahhh—ah.”
Emperor Jingming covered his ears, frowned and ordered: "Take down these two donkeys."
The guards he brought with him immediately drew their swords.
Emperor Jingming said again: "Don't kill them, capture them alive and send them back to the Crown Prince's East Palace, and let him take good care of them."
After he said this, the guards hadn't reacted yet. The empress dowager raised her eyebrows and said she would stop doing it.
"Emperor, these beasts who barged into the palace should be killed immediately to serve as a warning to others."
“How can we get them out alive?”
The Queen Mother was very dissatisfied and wanted to avenge the ghosts in the mirror that were affected by the two donkeys.
By the way, to prevent future troubles.
Emperor Jingming rubbed his jade ring on his finger, his face indifferent: "Mother, they are just two animals, why are you fussing over them?"
"If they knew reason and etiquette, they would not offend you."
The two donkeys bared their teeth and laughed foolishly, making "Er-ah-er-ah" sounds.
The Emperor and the Empress Dowager had always been at odds. Prime Minister Shangguan twitched his eyes at the donkey's laughter and said:
"Empress Dowager, these two animals are indeed the prince's favorites."
"With more discipline in the future, what happened today will never happen again."
"Your Highness, please be magnanimous. Please don't let these two animals hurt the relationship between you and the Crown Prince."
Xu Zhong also stood up and spoke for the emperor and the prince.
The Queen Mother had a cold look in her eyes, and she glanced past them and looked at the factions she had supported.
Try to get them to speak up.
But these people all avoided her gaze and had no intention of coming out to support her.
The Queen Mother was so angry that she had a headache, and even had a vague feeling that these people were about to lose control.
She took a deep breath, suppressed her anger and said:
"Then let it be as the emperor says."
After the masters had discussed it, the guards put down their swords and rushed towards the two donkeys.
The two donkeys dodged and struggled, and kicked at the people who were attacking them with their hind legs.
Among them, the smaller donkey was very agile and broke through the defense line and ran straight towards the Queen Mother's bedroom.
The queen mother's expression changed drastically, and she pushed the people protecting her:
"Quick, stop it!"
The palace maids and eunuchs joined the capture camp one after another.
The little donkey was blocked. After a dissatisfied cry, it went towards the empress dowager, who looked weak and easy to bully and had the fewest people around her.
The Queen Mother was shocked, "Quick, quick, protect the emperor!"
There were only a few people around her, all of them palace maids. None of them had ever seen such a scene, and they were even more afraid of the aggressive donkey.
She just dodged while screaming, and when they turned around again.
The little donkey then flew up and knocked the queen mother, who was standing there, flying out.
"Ah!" screamed the Queen Mother.
Everyone gasped: "Hiss!"
So scary! So fierce!
Cover your eyes quickly.
The Queen Mother fell into the flowers and her butt was poked by the branches, which hurt.
With leaves falling on her head, she shouted angrily, "Protect the emperor! Come and protect me!"
The little palace maid helped her to stand up.
The emperor saw that the situation was getting out of control and hurried over to express his “smile”.
Before she could say any words of comfort, the Queen Mother said coldly, "Emperor, I will definitely kill these two beasts today!"
Being humiliated in front of all the civil and military officials, the Queen Mother was furious and her reason was on the verge of collapse.
The emperor, suppressing his secret joy, angrily ordered the few guards he had brought with him:
"Catch these two animals first."
As for execution, it is impossible.
It is absolutely impossible.
His prince had finally found him two donkeys that could vent his anger, but he would not kill them even though he was disgusted by the queen mother.
The two donkeys have sensitive ears and even more sensitive perception.
The little donkey felt the Queen Mother's full of malice towards it and refused to do it.
"Uh-ah!"
It used all its strength to rush towards the Queen Mother again.
The Queen Mother dodged in panic.
"presumptuous!"
"I am the Queen Mother, how dare you attack me!"
The little donkey didn't understand, so it only chased after the person who was most malicious towards it and attacked him.
Then everyone saw the queen mother running in front with her skirt lifted up, and the little donkey dodged the guards and ran after her with all its hooves.
She was the only one who was furious at the Queen Mother's misfortune. She kept shouting threats as she ran:
"You beast, if you don't stop I will kill all your clans!"
Everyone:...
Emperor Jingming: ...
He twitched the corners of his mouth.
How to say it, he, the emperor, couldn't find out the abilities of the donkey's nine clans, but his mother dared to make such arrogant remarks.
Ye Shengxin stood behind, covering her mouth with her fingers, and bent over with laughter.
[System, just wait and see. The Queen Mother's words will definitely offend this little donkey even more. She will suffer the consequences! ]
The eyes of the crowd are starry, as they will not be affected at all. Is this true?
Emperor Jingming and his ministers expressed their anticipation.
In the field, the Queen Mother's greater malice completely annoyed the little donkey.
It rushed forward and the queen mother turned around.
After the man and the donkey looked at each other briefly, the empress dowager sprained her foot and her body accidentally fell on the donkey's back.
The little donkey was so angry that he jumped on the spot.
Get out of here, old man!
The Queen Mother was shaken all over by the tossing, and the donkey wanted to throw her off.
In order to protect herself, she would grab the hair on the back of the donkey's neck more and more tightly.
So the man and the donkey started to compete with each other, and no one dared to step forward to help.
"You beast, let me down."
The Queen Mother punched the donkey's belly with her little fist.
Donkey: "Uh-ah-uh-ah."
Its donkey butt was twisting and its hind hooves were kicking.
Let go of my Maomao, old man!
Don't hit me in the belly!
"Stop, stop for me!" The Queen Mother felt like she was about to vomit.
I am devastated again. How can this beast be so inhumane?
The little donkey was too stubborn and remained unmoved.
The Queen Mother gritted her teeth and said, "Put it down...ah...put it down, and I will spare your life!"
"I will also spare the lives of your entire clan!"
The queen mother, who was forced to humiliate herself, could not beat the donkey, her face flushed and she decided to surrender.
But the little donkey took a long time to shake the person off its back, and its patience was completely exhausted.
It whinnied long and irritably, let go of its hooves, and rushed out towards the palace gate with the queen mother on its back...
Everyone:...
Emperor Jingming: ...
They stopped breathing.
I blinked several times, unable to believe that I would see such an explosive scene.
Is this the good fruit that the Queen Mother wants to eat?
Ye Xingxin gasped.
[Damn it, how come things are getting more and more outrageous! ]
The system sympathizes: [The Queen Mother has such a miserable life! ]
[She completely sacrificed herself for her grandson's hobby! 】
Ye Xingxin: [Then she is really a good grandmother! ]
Everyone:...
Emperor Jingming: ...
He observed a few seconds of silence for his cheap mother.
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