Chang'an Xu's hometown
Chapter 96: Slap the stall owner
After finishing speaking, he raised his hand, pulled out a tattered book from his sleeve and handed it to Xu Gu, who looked at him expectantly.
Xu Guli then lowered his head and saw the four most conspicuous characters on the tattered book: The Book of Chasing a Wife.
He pointed at the book in front of him and said to the stall owner, "Stall owner, are you sure this is the book you mentioned about chasing your wife? It can't be fake, right? It's too tattered. You are not just picking up a tattered book to fool me, are you?"
After hearing this, the stall owner said, "No, no, no, sir, you misunderstood me.
I'm a small business, I will compensate you tenfold if the product is fake. How dare I sell fake products? I can't even make up for it.
What I gave you is indeed the Guide to Chasing a Wife. It is in such a tattered state. Sir, if you think that what I gave you is intact and brand new, then it must be fake.
After all, how could it be so intact? It must be the latest product.
Think about it, isn’t this the truth? There are indeed many fakes on the market, but I guarantee that this is the real thing, after all, I wrote it.
Sir, I have said this much. If you still don’t believe me, then go away. I will wait for the next destined person. It seems that you are not the destined person I am waiting for.
What a pity, it seems you can only watch her marry someone else."
After saying this, he lowered his head and stroked his white beard on his chin, then slowly walked back to his stall step by step.
After seeing this, Xu Guli said, "Wait, let's stay with the stall owner first."
The stall owner's eyes lit up after hearing this, and then he quickly turned around and looked at him expectantly and said, "What's the matter? Young man, you changed your mind, I knew you must be the one for me."
After hearing this, Xu Guli said, "Yes, stall owner. I don't know if I am your destined one, but I have decided to buy your book on chasing wives. I hope it is really useful and not a tool for you to deceive people."
After hearing this, the stall owner said, "Okay, okay, boy, I knew you have good taste.
Of course it is useful to you. I am a small business and I will compensate you tenfold if you make a fake payment. Sir, do you want to pay in cash or send someone to pick it up at your home?
Don't worry, I have time today and I'll be at this stall. You don't have to worry about me running away."
Xu Guli heard this and said, "Cash. My mansion is not here now, and I can't send anyone back to get it. But what is the cash you want to pay? You haven't told me yet. Is it real gold?"
After hearing this, the stall owner said, “Oh, sir, this is your situation.
I'm a small business, so I don't need anything as expensive as gold. The cheapest one is only 10 silver dollars. How about it? It's very cheap, definitely worth it."
After hearing this, Xu Guli was puzzled and asked, "Silver dollar, what does silver dollar mean? How come I have never heard of it before?"
The stall owner was puzzled and said, "No way, sir, you have never even heard of the silver dollar, which is the main currency of our dynasty.
You are not an outsider, are you? No, you look like a native of this dynasty. Are you a liar?
Go away, liar, don't affect my business. "
Then, he stretched out his hand to drive Xu Guli away. While driving him away, he muttered, "What bad luck! I thought a big customer came, but it turned out to be a liar. I was wondering, with my luck, how could such a good thing happen? Alas, I was so happy for nothing."
After hearing this, Xu Guli said, "Wait, stall owner, listen to me. I am not a liar."
After hearing this, the stall owner asked in confusion: "You said you are not a liar? How can you not be a liar? If you are not a liar, how come you don't know what a silver dollar is?
You must be lying to me again, please go away, I don't want to chase you away anymore, it's a waste of my time."
After hearing this, Xu Guli took out a piece of gold from his pocket, held it up high and said to the stall owner: "Stall owner, look at what this is? Now you should know that I am not a liar."
The stall owner looked up and saw him holding a piece of gold. He was extremely surprised but also very happy. He quickly walked up to Xu Gu and said to him flatteringly: "Oh, oh, look at my stubborn temper. I was so blind that I drove away such a big customer like you.
This is my fault. I apologize to you here and hope you can forgive me. To express my apology to you, you can choose any item you are interested in at my stall.
It will be completely free. I hope you will be magnanimous enough to forgive my rudeness just now."
After saying this, he bowed deeply to Xu Guli, as if he was truly expressing his deep apology to him.
Xu Guli didn't care, he just waved his hand to let the stall owner stand up. After the stall owner stood up, he said to the stall owner: "It's okay, if I don't care about your unreasonable behavior just now, you can just sell me your wife chasing manual.
How much are 10 silver dollars? Is one gold coin enough? If not, wait a few days and I will get it for you. Remember to keep it for me. "
After hearing this, the stall owner said flatteringly: "Enough, enough, one gold is definitely enough. But can you really give me the gold in your hand?"
After he finished speaking, he looked up at Xu Guli expectantly. No, he was looking at the gold in his hand.
After hearing this, Xu Guli said, "Sure, as long as you sell me this book on chasing wives, the gold will be yours.
But I only bought a treasure book with my gold. Isn't that a bit too much of a loss? How about buying some hairpins you sell?
I bought the hairpin you sold, but I don't need it now. Should I buy it? Does the stall owner have any good recommendations?"
After hearing this, the stall owner said, "Sir, you are wrong. You will lose money if you only buy one treasure book, but you can also buy some hairpins to carry with you.
Although you can't use it now, you can definitely catch up with the person next to you by using my book. Then won't the hairpin be useful?
If you don’t buy it now, you may not be able to buy it later.
Because I may not be doing this job anymore.
Wouldn't it be a pity if you want it but it's no longer available?
So you might as well buy it now, it’s better to have it than not.
You can not only buy some hairpins, but also some wood and books on making hairpins.
Don't worry, you don't have to worry about not being able to buy these.
These old guys’ stalls have everything you want.
Just think about it, if you really become her husband in the future, you can make a unique hairpin for her as a token of love. What a wonderful thing that would be.
In this way, you will definitely be special in her heart and she will remember you for the rest of her life.
When you are not with each other, you can still look at the hairpin and recall the person you miss.
When you are old, you can still look at the hairpin and recall your past life. What a wonderful and desirable thing that is.
So, after listening to this, are you interested in trying some?
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