Wife is safe, cute baby makes trouble in the world of special forces.
Chapter 178 He is no longer a child
Chen Haonan glanced at him, then turned his head to glance at Lei Zhan, and said, "So the two of you, one from the East Factory and the other from the West Factory, are going to catch me and make me a eunuch?"
This kid is not simple, he has a clear understanding of the problem... The experienced Fan Tianlei found that he couldn't continue.
He saw through me at a glance. I stood in front of him, naked, and everything was visible to me. He always spoke to the point, which made me feel choked up. If it was Lao Kang, he would be able to handle it with ease, but this...
Lao Fan, who had never lost a negotiation, felt that he had met an opponent this time. He talked for a long time and his mouth was dry, but the person involved, Chen Haonan, refused to listen and blocked his way out with just a few words.
Fan Tianlei felt like he had run out of ideas. He had no choice but to hold Lei Zhan's hand and let him go ahead.
As a result, Lei Zhan's eyes seemed to be glued to An Ran, and he didn't even glance at Fan Tianlei.
Looking at the wife he chose as his wife, serving a child like a bed-warmer, how could Lei Zhan not keep an eye on her?
Lei Zhan stared at them intently. Seeing the way the two interacted like an old couple, his expression became more and more unsightly.
Is this guy trying to piss me off on purpose? There are so many people here and he doesn't even need to be careful.
Lei Zhan felt a green sensation on his head and was extremely angry. He wished he could rush over immediately, pull Chen Haonan up, then lie down himself and let An Ran give him a massage.
woohoo...
Lei Zhan kept taking deep breaths, trying to calm the impulse in his heart.
"Impulse is the devil, hold back, Lei Zhan, a little impatience can ruin a big plan, he is just a child..."
As soon as this thought flashed through his mind, Lei Zhan's eyes suddenly widened, because he saw that when An Ran was massaging Chen Haonan's calves, the waistband of her pants loosened a little, revealing a big head that was even bigger than his.
Lei Zhan's eyes were as big as lanterns. He kept staring. When he wanted to take a closer look, he found that the head had been hidden by An Ran.
He knew he was not mistaken, because he had seen it once during a military exercise, and thought that this guy was only strong because he had applied some medicine, but it turned out to be the real deal!
After such a comparison, Lei Zhan felt unwell.
Holy shit, is this real? Are you sure this is a child and not an adult with dwarfism pretending to be one…
When Lei Zhan thought about the size of his thing, he suddenly felt a little inferior.
What should I do if I am the worst at everything and the most despised person? An Ran is really going to run away with this guy any minute.
Lei Zhan became more and more upset and blurted out, "Impossible, you have such a big thing, and you are a child, it's unscientific, tell me the truth, are you taking drugs?"
An Ran frowned and said coldly, "Thor, what are you doing? He is not a child anymore. Besides, this is a hospital. What kind of drugs is he taking?"
"impossible!"
Lei Zhan did not give up. He rushed to the bed and reached out to lift up Chen Haonan's pants to find out what was going on.
"What are you doing? Are you mentally ill?"
An Ran was quick-witted and slapped Lei Zhan's hand away.
"An Ran, please move aside first. I just want to see if he has taken drugs..."
"Are you sick, Thor? I have tolerated you for a long time. You are not welcome here. Please leave."
An Ran had a cold face and ordered them to leave.
"No, An Ran, listen to me..."
Snapped!
Before Lei Zhan could finish his words, a crisp sound was heard, followed by a slap mark on his face.
Fan Tianlei slowly withdrew his hand and cursed: "Old Lei, what nonsense are you talking about? Have you been drinking?"
Lei Zhan's face darkened and he started to curse, "Old Fan, you want to fight, right? A gentleman should talk instead of fighting. Can't you just talk nicely?"
"I think you've lost your mind. You want to pull down the pants of this little comrade. I'm trying to wake you up. Don't embarrass yourself."
"What the hell? I just want to confirm one thing. I'm doing this for his own good."
"..."
Chen Haonan frowned as he felt two flies buzzing in his ears. He looked at them and waved his hand, "Alright, each one is more boring than the other. You all should go back. I don't want to become a eunuch."
After saying that, he turned to look at An Ran and said in a baby voice, "Wife, don't move. You will feel it."
"You..."
An Ran no longer paid attention to Lei Zhan, smiled dotingly, and moved her hands elsewhere.
Depend on!
Lei Zhan felt like he had suffered a critical hit of 100 million points. He really couldn't bear it anymore and was in no mood to talk nonsense with Lao Fan. He just turned around and left quickly without looking back.
Fan Tianlei was helpless and could only say to Chen Haonan: "Comrade Chen Haonan, please think about it. You don't have to reply now. Take a good rest first. I will come to see you later."
After saying that, he rushed out without waiting for Chen Haonan to reply, and then he saw Lei Zhan with a dark face, cursing outside.
"Damn it! What the hell is this child? Is he a child? His thing is obviously very big, bigger than mine..."
Fan Tianlei said coldly: "Nonsense, it must be bigger than yours. I have seen everything you have, even the size of a pinhole, mine is much bigger than yours."
After hearing this, Lei Zhan got anxious and said coldly: "Bullshit, you are older than me, do you dare to take off your pants and compare?"
Then, he wanted to pull Fan Tianlei to the toilet to compare their size.
Snapped……
Lao Fan slapped Lei Zhan's hand away and said speechlessly, "Lao Lei, I think you are really crazy? Is it necessary for a woman? Is it interesting to hang yourself on a tree? The couple has such a good relationship, can you interfere?"
This is heartbreaking.
Lei Zhan's face turned purple and he was silent for a long time before he spoke.
"Old Fan, is it fun to sprinkle salt on the sand? Just wait and watch with your dog eyes wide open. I will definitely catch Violet."
Lei Zhan felt a little lacking in confidence when he said this, but as a man he couldn't admit defeat, so he could only grit his teeth and shout it out.
"You are like this? I just haha..."
Fan Tianlei rolled his eyes. Although they were good buddies, he didn't think highly of Lei Zhan at all. Even a fool could see that An Ran and Chen Haonan had a very good relationship. The key was that An Ran always responded to Chen Haonan's requests, like a child bride. Besides, there were too many sister-brother relationships nowadays.
He couldn't bear to hit Lei Zhan, so he changed the subject.
"Well, if you don't want to apologize, go back and raise pigs."
Speaking of pig farming, Fan Tianlei became upset and started cursing.
"Damn it! I must have done something sinful in my previous life. I have blown up so many kindergartens to finally encounter a landmine like you..."
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