Honkai Impact 3: Taking Life as C? Even the Valkyries are afraid of me

[Hi~ This is the cutest and most beautiful place in the universe…?]

[Bang! Sizzle! Sizzle!]

[Meowpass...Tiger Shark...You're fucking going to chop my melon, right? ]

"Ok?"

Listening to all kinds of messy voices coming from the mobile phone, Bai Ming was full of questions. What was going on on the other side? And why did the first sentence sound like Ellie? Was it an illusion?

Without much thought, the other party quickly replied with the next sentence.

[Sorry, I was just adjusting the language just now, do you understand? ]

His voice is so charming and his polite tone makes people feel that the person on the other side is a very gentle and gentlemanly person.

It seems that it is not the old ancestor Shichen. Bai Ming felt sorry and responded: "I understand."

[To facilitate transactions between you and me, please press key 1 ten times in a row]

After Bai Ming did as he was told, the brick-sized mobile phone immediately turned into a small smart phone with only one chat page on it. It didn't even have a voice function and could only send text messages.

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[Please give me something to eat]: "Very good, now Demon God No. 1 is at your service."

【Bai Ming】: "Number 1?"

[Please give me food]: "Just think of it as a clone. Besides me, there are No. 2, No. 3, and No. 4. So if there are some pranksters who say something familiar to you and offer you some weird deals, please ignore them."

[Please give me something to eat]: "After saying some useless words, let's start our transaction right away."

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Please give me something to eat:

Pre-Civilization

The First Collapse

The Second Collapse

...

·The End

Modern Civilization

Ji Xuanyuan Period

·The period of Shenzhou Xianxing (Fuhua line)

·The Black Death in Europe (Otto and Kallen line)

·The Sword of Divine Land Period (Li Sushang Line)

...

The First Collapse

The Second Collapse

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[Please give me something to eat]: "The above is the timeline of your world. I have roughly sorted it out for you. You can travel through time by clicking on these timeline events. Isn't it convenient?"

"This demon god provides high-quality time travel services:"

"First, your death in the past does not affect you in the present."

"Second, you will become a time assassin. There is only one you in the entire timeline, and you have no future or direction."

"Third, in order for you to better integrate into the timeline and meet the needs of this demon god, you will be subject to certain restrictions."

"Fourth, I suggest you don't take advantage of your ability to travel through time and do whatever you want. If you do something perverted, my fun-loving colleague might be remembered by some people, and then you can leave this world overnight by carrying a train."

"Fifth, the location after crossing will ensure safety while being as close to your desired location as possible."

"Sixth, don't worry about changing history and causing important people to disappear. This demon god will fix this bug, but it's another price (laughs)"

"In addition, if you have other requirements or questions, please tell me and I will answer your questions at any time."

Bai Ming swiped his phone and found that it was exactly as the other party said. In addition, the specific time of travel and the things he needed to sacrifice could be adjusted up or down in units of years for each period.

Very good, now I can jump back and forth on the timeline of the past. Let me think about what to do?

Of course, I will train my Ah Quan first. As for Otto? I will try to keep him hanging. You know, the quality of a service provided by paying first and paying after the service is provided is different. Those who understand will understand.

For example, those Internet cafes that charge 200 yuan and give 500 yuan and then run away with the money. Damn it, give me back my money!

Let me think, the second collapse occurred in 2000, when little Silin was 14 years old. The best time to develop feelings was her childhood, around the age of five or six. OK, that's the time point.

[This deputy demon god needs "Bai Ming's pain". In order to eat the maximum amount of things, the following restrictions will be imposed on you after crossing:]

[You cannot use your personal belongings, including equipment, skills, system items...]

[Obtained traits: Depression, weakness, amplified pain, African chieftain]

【Infantile body (about five years old)】

Bai Ming raised his eyebrows when he saw this condition. Except for [Lifeblood] and [SSS-level Honkai Impact Response], all his other things would be useless.

"The system, couldn't it be blocked as well?"

[This system does not belong to the host, please rest assured]

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[Bai Ming]: "The conditions for the first dungeon are so harsh. It's too much."

[Please give me something to eat]: "It's up to you to use it or not. If you don't need it, there are plenty of people who can (picking nose)"

[Please give me something to eat]: "Sorry, that's my colleague, Devil No. 3."

[Bai Ming]: "I think it's you."

[Please give me something to eat]: “…”

[Bai Ming]: "Then remove these negative buffs and restrictions for me."

[Please give me something to eat]: "Sorry, honey, I need to eat too."

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After seeing these messages, Bai Ming threw his phone into the system space. Since the other party did not intend to bargain with him, there was no need to continue the conversation.

In order to ensure the safety of Xiao Xilin and myself, I have to have some ability to protect myself.

Although the system can be brought over, he gave it the trait of "African Chief". He is already very unique, and with this added, wouldn't he become "African God Chief"?

This system has no guarantee. What if I can't draw any good stuff? And because of some historical reasons, I may not be able to save little Xilin but be captured and tortured in the Tower of Babel. What should I do?

However, Bai Ming changed his mind and realized that this copy was neither easy nor difficult. He just needed to find a way to survive the early stage and wait until the Herrscher was born. He would be able to adapt to the SSS-level Honkai Impact 3rd, and as a natural Herrscher, he would be chosen to kill everyone.

The key is little Xilin. I have to find a way to protect her. As a human-shaped medicine, I am worth studying. If I threaten her with my life, I can only be drugged and taken away. I can't protect her at all, so strength is necessary.

What should he do? Bai Ming paced back and forth in the room, the solution to the problem was in his own hands.

Suddenly, an idea flashed in his mind. He took out the golden slime, looked at the detailed introduction given by the system, and the corners of his mouth curled up.

"I remember now, this slime is the one from "FFF-level Brave Seeking Attention"."

The hero who killed his teammate at the beginning of the game realized the skill of controlling his body by touching this slime [Autonomous Control System]

Yes, it turns everything that is automatically controlled by the brain, such as heartbeat, hormone secretion, muscle generation... into something that can be controlled by itself. For example, if an arm is broken, as long as there is enough energy and raw materials, the omnipotence of cells can be used to autonomously direct the body to grow a new arm.

In other words, these rubbish effects such as [depression, weakness, and amplified pain] are no longer effective.

With this effect, even if she is captured by the Tower of Babylon, she can use her own life to threaten the group of researchers and protect little Silin from harm.

Drugging, tying up, and all other methods to prevent people from committing suicide are useless!

After all, it’s not too much to exchange a little girl’s safety for a humanoid medicine like me who possesses SSS-level Honkai adaptability and the blood of life, right?

Bai Ming is aware of his own value and can even make some more excessive demands.

What?! If you don't agree, I'll die in front of you. Luo Ji: I like to press the button in my dream.JPG

Of course, the above is based on the situation of being caught. It is better not to do that. As long as Tiandao (Mihoyo) doesn't cause trouble, why not survive until the second collapse?

Bai Ming lifted up the slime, but now he couldn't feel the slime's physical condition.

You still need to master the method of controlling Honkai energy before touching the slime to feel how it controls the entire body.

No matter what, Taixu Sword Qi still needs to be practiced. The restrictions have disabled the system skills, but the Taixu Sword Qi that you have learned cannot be taken away. You still have to rely on yourself.

Knock knock knock, the door rang.

Bai Ming put away the slime and opened the door. Bronya was standing at the door.