Honkai Impact 3: Taking Life as C? Even the Valkyries are afraid of me

"The Complete Collection of Magic of Kaito Kid" is a good thing, but Bai Ming still wants to emphasize that it should only be used to show off and pick up girls, but not for other purposes.

For example, for fighting, etc.

Moreover, you cannot use these little tricks in front of people who are more powerful than you.

Bai Ming can perform many of the magic tricks mentioned above without learning them, such as stepping in the air and standing on the wall.

No matter how unscientific science is, it can never compare to a world with a higher level of combat power.

Especially Otto, Bai Ming gave him special instructions.

The panel couldn't keep up. No matter how fast the hands were or how fancy the techniques were, even if it was performed in front of Karin, she would be able to see through it at a glance. In her eyes, this little trick was no different from slow motion.

Otto: "You mean don't get carried away and show off your skills in front of an expert, right? I understand, teacher."

Bai Ming nodded and said, "This boy is teachable."

"Okay, let's get back to the point. Let's get started."

"The first magic trick is to make a pigeon appear. Make a pigeon appear from a hat or a belt. Let me see how he does it."

Otto murmured, and turned the page of the book with a flick of his finger.

“Put your hand inside your bag or hat and imagine you are catching the pigeon, then take it out.

Pulling out one pigeon is the entry level, pulling out five pigeons in a row is a minor achievement, and pulling out more than ten pigeons in a row is a major achievement. "

Seeing this, Otto was confused and turned the pages of the book back and forth: "That's it? That's it? Is this all there is to this magic trick?"

Bai Ming said, don't worry about these details.

To put it simply, science refers to supernatural phenomena that do not conform to Newtonian principles and frequently appear in the world described by Qingshan Laozei.

Part of Kaito Kid's magic is real and can be found in reality, while the other part is made up and cannot be done in reality. Even the old thief Aoyama himself doesn't know how he does it.

"Is this right?" Karen followed the method Otto read out, put her hand into her belt, and pulled it.

A snow-white dove suddenly appeared in her hand.

Really? This is unscientific. There is no description of the specific techniques and principles to be used. Ke Xuezhen made it up out of nothing. Otto was stunned, so he tried it himself, but it didn't work.

Again, no. Again, no. La la la la, no, no, no.

Otto: "..."

Kallen succeeded in one try, but I am so smart, but I didn't succeed even once. Damn it, what on earth is going on?

“Is it that difficult?”

Seeing that Otto failed every time, Bai Ming muttered and reached into his pocket.

Imagine a pigeon, then yank it out, nothing.

Otto: "I'll tell you."

Bai Ming thought about it and quickly found out where the problem lay, and repeated the previous steps again.

He successfully pulled out a pigeon.

"Cuckoo."

Huh? Otto was confused again. Why was I the only one who couldn't do it?

Bai Ming pointed out Otto's problem. Perhaps it was because he was too smart and subconsciously did not believe in science.

Just like SpongeBob turning Patrick into mayonnaise, it requires absolute confidence that you can succeed.

Kallen has the talent of the Kaslana family, Bai Ming has an autonomous control system, and Otto is too smart and has no way to deceive his own brain and subconscious, so he can't say it.

"If you want to do this, you have to completely deceive your subconscious mind and make it believe it, okay?"

"The subconscious mind is not so easy to control."

"I, Kallen, did that."

"..."

Otto was silent after hearing this. I am out of place with you because I am too normal.

Ah, it’s totally impossible, Otto thought. Maybe I can invent a hypnotic pocket watch, but that’s not possible with the current level of technology.

It may be possible in the future, but the lowest-cost method right now may be to get some mushrooms from the forest behind the plantation and eat them to create a similar mental effect. Anyway, there is good juice to eat without worrying about poisoning.

A week later, the gifted Karin learned all the magic in "The Magic Collection of Kaito Kid".

When Kallen appears on the field and Otto assists, she always succeeds, without fail.

Soon, the Kaito Shion became famous. The Kaito Shion, who robbed the rich and gave to the poor, became an idol of the common people.

Every time a preview letter is released, countless fans come to join in the fun, of course most of them are girls. Well, a young girl who wants to give birth to a monkey for Shion can be said to have perfectly inherited the charm of Kaito Kid.

The nobles, however, were unable to capture the Phantom Thief Shion because of her bizarre and strange methods of committing crimes, and regarded her as a thorn in their side.

In order to punish the Phantom Thief Ziyuan, various capture plans were formulated, but they all failed without exception. The failure of the nobles undoubtedly made the Phantom Thief Ziyuan more popular.

……

During this period of time, Bai Ming has already started packing his luggage and preparing to go back.

First, sell off the plantation.

With one gold bar, he continued to expand the plantation and obtained free chocolate. After more than ten years, the net profit from the chocolates, plus the proceeds from the sale of the land, totaled 50,000 gold bars.

A gold bar, ten taels, or fifty taels of gold

It’s real gold, my God, the plantation economy is no joke.

It's simply a matter of compounding profits. If there were no politics and some other limiting factors, I could start with a piece of land and a piece of chocolate, and if I were given enough time, I could buy the entire earth.

Whoever invented the plantation economy was a genius.

Of course, the Age of Discovery had not yet begun in this era, so they could not obtain natural dark chocolate, nor could they turn the military or civilians into chocolate at will.

Therefore, in the entire era, Bai Ming was the only one who could artificially synthesize chocolate, and the plantation owners could use this economic model.

As for the chocolate in the plantation, Bai Ming gave them two choices.

One, no one will get hurt if you just leave.

Second, come to the farming version of the Human Emperor Flag (portable plantation) and enjoy eternal youth and peaceful years.

Most of them left, but a small number remained.

After all, this is a temptation that even Qin Shihuang could not resist.

As for the hard work, they actually know very well that in the endless years, there will only be more chocolate, not less, and they, the old chocolate people, will have the opportunity to move up.

Ancient wisdom.

………………

After selling the plantation, Bai Ming came to Yae Village.

Bai Ming's purpose of coming here is very simple, which is to take Yaesakura and Yaesin away.

After all, they are my believers. It would be terrible if something happened to them if they were left here.

They have already suffered once, and Bai Ming doesn't want any more accidents, so it would be best to take them away directly.

And in history, Yae Rin had already died, and Yae Sakura was about the same time.

Anyway, they are of no use to the world, and the world is quite hostile towards them, so it is better to take them away.

Bai Ming put on his clothes and looked down the mountain.

Today's Yae Village is completely different from what it used to be. It is much richer now than the poor little village it was back then.

It perfectly illustrates the saying that a mountain is famous not because of its height, but because of the immortals living there; a river is magical not because of its depth, but because of the dragons living there.

Although Bai Ming has never interfered here since the last fox god sacrifice incident.

But the two sisters Yaezakura and Yaezakura Rin hold two great divine weapons in their hands.

First, drought-resistant oranges (which is equivalent to a monopoly on water resources in a country with little rainfall);

Second, the pink bunny gun (American Iai, the most powerful killer move that no one can defeat in this era)

If you get one of the above two, you can establish your own territory and become a hegemon.

The Yae sisters already have two of them, and with the blessing of the White God, it would be amazing if they don’t become rich.

The only bad thing about this village is that it's full of widows.

As for their husbands, they were of course in Bai Ming's farming version of the Human Emperor Flag.

You unruly people, come to my Nonghuang Banner and have a chat.