Honkai Impact 3: Taking Life as C? Even the Valkyries are afraid of me

"Can you let me become Lord Shirakami's shrine maiden?" Yaezakura said this hesitantly.

Miko?

When hearing this word, the first thing that came to Bai Ming's mind was not a certain pink-haired fox Yae Kamiko, but Yoshino Asatake in Thousand Love Banka.

Bai Ming still remembers the impressive scene: Please accept my virginity.JPG

If only there was a shrine maiden who could satisfy my fantasy of this famous scene, he couldn't help but enter fantasy time.

Ahem, just kidding.

In response to Yaezakura's request, Bai Ming said: Instead of believing in those weird gods, you might as well believe in me. I, the cheater, am the master of all the heavens and worlds in the future.

Those who believe in me will have eternal life, dark blue, add some dots! .JPG

[You can, your sister can too]

Believe me, everyone, believe me. As for those unruly people in the village, emmm...

So many people came before, but only two of them really believed in me, one was Yae Sakura and the other was Kakashi Shikato, so forget it.

"Really?"

Upon hearing this answer, Yaezakura's eyes suddenly lit up.

Not only himself, but also Rin can do it, which means that he and his sister have been personally recognized by Lord Shiragami.

The sudden huge surprise made Yaezakura feel like she was in a dream, and she stood there motionless.

【Why, you don’t want to? 】

Yaezakura kowtowed quickly and thanked him profusely: "Yes, of course, I am very willing, and my sister is also very willing."

[Okay, that's it]

Bai Ming was not stingy with his believer, the No. 1 sister on the list, and he took out some props to give to her.

……

[Pink Bunny Gun (White)]: Pink children's revolver, a revolver that is more suitable for little girls' physique.

Daughter: What should I do if someone bullies me? Dad: Shoot him to death.

Daughter: But I’m a girl; Dad: You can use pink.

[Brooch Amulet (Green)*2]: Automatically generates a protective shield that can block a certain amount of damage when attacked. Cooldown: one hour.

……

After giving these things to little Yaesakura and telling her how to use them, he let her leave.

As for the drought-resistant orange trees that had been sent out to the villagers to plant, Bai Ming did not ask about them.

He no longer cared about the unruly people in Yae Village. Bai Ming had planned to kill them when he first came to Yae Village, but he gave them a chance out of conscience.

Such a good opportunity is in front of them. If they don’t know how to cherish it, they can only blame themselves.

As for these unruly people, Bai Ming only cares whether they will tie up the innocent girl and offer her to the gods to pray for rain.

The two sisters Yae Sakura and Yae Rin are the few people with conscience in Yae Village. If they dare to move, Bai Ming will have a reason to turn them into dark chocolate.

Well, you said that people from the Far East belong to the Asian race and are yellow. It’s very simple, just put them under the sun and get some more sun, right?

After several years of labor, the white chocolate from Bai Ming's plantation has been turned into dark chocolate under the processing of the sun.

……

shrine.

She walked up the red torii stairs and looked up. The destination, Yae Rin, was already waiting for her.

"Sister." She waved at Yae Rin with a smile on her face.

Seeing her sister so energetic, Yaezakura also smiled.

"It's cold here, go back inside."

Inside the room, a fire was burning, and above it, a large kettle was gurgling, spewing out hot white steam.

The two sisters knelt obediently on the floor, and Yaezakura carefully took out the good juice from the cloth bag.

Neatly laid out on the floor.

Yae Rin: “(⊙o⊙) Wow, six more bottles, plus the ones left in the cabinet yesterday, that’s nine bottles now.

It's like it's free, Master Baishen is really generous."

To be honest, after drinking three bottles, she felt that her cough had healed and her body was basically fine.

It's just lack of physical strength, but this problem is caused by the fact that I have been bedridden for many years and have not exercised, so it's not a disease.

"For gods, money means nothing. Oh, and Lord Shiragami also gave us a gift."

As Yaesakura spoke, she took out two brooches and a pink gun from her bag.

"Sister, what is this?" Yae Rin looked at these things with curiosity.

"This is a weapon used to fight bad guys and wild beasts. It's very dangerous, Rin, you'd better not touch it.

The remaining two are amulets given to us by Lord Shiragami, called brooches." Yaezakura explained patiently.

The beautiful sapphire on the surface of the brooch amulet is clear and transparent, seeming to emit a faint blue glow under the light, and the smooth mirror-like surface reflects the faces of the two sisters.

"It's so beautiful." Yae Rin exclaimed in admiration.

"Come, let me carry it for you. Don't lose it. This is a gift from Lord Bai Shen."

"Of course, I will keep it safe."

"Oh, there's another piece of good news."

"It's sister who has successfully become the shrine maiden of Lord Shirakami, right? Seeing how happy you were when you said this, I guessed it right away." Yae Rin raised her little chin with pride.

She thought this was natural. Her sister was so outstanding, so gentle, and so cute. Not only humans, but even gods would like her.

"Correct, but only half right."

"Eh, half?!"

"Master Shiragami said that you can also become his miko."

After these words fell, Yae Rin's mind went blank, and then he spoke incoherently:

"I, I, I can too? Really?"

"Ah."

As Yaezakura nodded, unspeakable joy exploded in Yaezakura's heart.

As a child who was born and raised in a shrine, and as the villagers were very respectful to the gods, she naturally had expectations for the priesthood of a shrine maiden.

Before she fell ill, she and her sister Yaesakura were both educated as shrine maidens.

Until she fell ill and could not be cured for a long time, as her body became weaker and weaker, Yae Rin seemed to have seen death, so she gave up her so-called dream and no longer imagined what her future would be like.

I just pray that I can do something for my sister who has always taken care of me, and that after I die, she won't be sad.

But now, her body is healed, and the door to life and the future is open to her again.

The dreams I once had become clear again.

Now, sister Yaesakura's words completely ignited the bonfire in her heart.

Compared to the fox god enshrined in her own shrine, Yae Rin would rather become a shrine maiden of Lord Shirakami.

After all, she truly did receive the blessing of the White God, cured her illness, and regained her health.

In addition, Yaezakura's constant chatter and praise of Shirakami made her worship this god even more.

To her, the fox god was just a stone statue placed in the shrine. How could it be compared to the god who saved her?

"Sister, sister, I have forgotten all the knowledge about witches that I learned when I was a child. Can you teach me?"

"Of course, leave it to me. We will become the best witches together."

"Ah."

…………

After lunch, it was time to take the medicine. Yae Sakura still looked at the delicious fruit in her sister's hand and swallowed her saliva. Of course, she once again rejected her sister's invitation and insisted on waiting until Rin recovered and had some left before drinking it.

Until the third day, the fourth day, the fifth day...she could get a lot of good juice from Bai Shen every day.

Yaezakura felt that her persistence seemed a bit clownish, and couldn't help but say: "Master Shirakami..."

【What's wrong, isn't it enough? 】

"..."

Yaezakura was silent. With the ones she had in her hands, the magical medicines in her home could already fill up half of the cabinet.

[Too heavy, drink a few bottles, then go back]

Yaezakura was stunned: "Can I drink?"

Bai Ming thought: Of course, this is juice with special effects, it is perfect for children to drink, and I didn’t say you can’t drink it.

Wait, this kid couldn't be the one who wanted to drink it all the time, but was afraid that if he drank it, his sister would become incurable, so he just kept holding it in.

Thinking of this, he felt a little uncomfortable, but he forgot that Yae Sakura was a sister-con and had a strong sense of responsibility. No matter what, she would not compete with her sister for food.

Okay, sorry, it’s my fault. I should have made it clear. Poor kid has to endure it all the time.

[Drink, you are my witch, you should enjoy this right]

Yaezakura couldn't help but opened a bottle on the spot, gulping it down. It tasted so good that tears came to her eyes.

“It’s really delicious.”

She had been enduring for too long, just like someone who had been eating plain porridge for a week and finally got to eat the food he had been craving for. It was so satisfying.

What's more, this juice tasted better than he expected.

"Thank you, great, kind and generous Lord Shiragami."

Bai Ming: “…”

Eat whatever you want, and don’t hold back next time.

He felt that Yaesakura had been too deeply poisoned by the disciplinary education. Children should not be naughty, but being a little naughty and naive is normal for children. It is not good for her to be as boring as adults.