Honkai Impact 3: Taking Life as C? Even the Valkyries are afraid of me

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Cang Xuan Zhi Shu: "Although your battery is useful, it is not Honkai energy after all. I'm sure I will run out of power soon."

The con man: "Don't worry about this matter, customer, just check your current power level."

苍玄之书：“等等怎么会有两个电量标志？当前电量100%后备电量900%，100%加900%就是1000%，那岂不是说我至少能正常活动一万年？哦——我已经森怕森脱了。”

The old con man smiled crookedly: "Zai Ya's products must be top-notch, please be sure to buy them, Zai Ya~"

…………

On the top of Taixu Mountain, in front of the immortal’s residence.

After replacing the battery, the Cang Xuan Book restarted and opened its eyes.

"Chi Yuan, long time no see."

She flew up on the scroll, circled around Fu Hua, and looked back and forth.

"You really haven't changed at all."

Fu Hua: "Long time no see, Cang Xuan Book."

The Book of Cang Xuan has accompanied her from ancient times to the Tang Dynasty, so it can be considered an old friend.

The three greatest joys in life are passing the imperial examination, wedding night, and meeting an old friend in a foreign land.

Now seeing the Cang Xuan Book again, Fu Hua curled up the corners of her mouth.

After restarting, the Cang Xuan Book seemed a little excited and was quite curious about everything around it. After circling around Fu Hua, it cast its big blue eyes towards Bai Ming and Cheng Lixue.

"Hey, who are you two?" she asked.

"I am Master's eldest disciple, Cheng Lixue."

"I am the most beloved, most favored, most promising, and most proud disciple of the Chiyuan Immortal, Bai Ming."

Upon hearing this, Cheng Lixue shook his head in his heart. Master was right. This junior brother was indeed not serious.

It’s obvious that I’m the master’s favorite, most beloved, most promising, and most proud disciple, okay?

But if I argue in front of my master, it would seem too childish, so whatever.

"So you are my apprentice, Chi Yuan. You have kept our promise."

Cang Xuan Zhi Shu was very happy to see the two of them.

Although Chi Yuan has always avoided interacting with others, she knows that Chi Yuan is happiest and most blessed when she is with others, so Cang Xuan Zhishu suggested that Chi Yuan open a martial arts school to recruit disciples and interact with more people.

Cang Xuan Zhishu's gaze and words made Fu Hua feel guilty and embarrassed. When Cang Xuan Zhishu made this suggestion, she said she would consider it.

As a result, after several hundred years, due to the rampant demons and the shortage of manpower, she began to recruit disciples.

Cang Xuan Zhi Shu straightened his chest and began to introduce himself to the two people:

"I am the Cangxuan Book. I have been passed down from the ancient Shenzhou to the present day. I am the magical weapon of the Red Kite Immortal. I believe you have heard of my name."

In front of these two disciples, she, Cang Xuan Zhishu, is already an old senior. It really makes her feel a little emotional. Time flies so fast.

Cheng Lixue shook her head: "I haven't heard of it. Master didn't tell me."

Bai Ming: "I haven't heard of it either."

What kind of personality does this little ancestor have?

The character in the game is Cang Xuan, who has a more stable personality.

In the anime, "Journey Crisis! Saint Freya's Special Event", it is Danju's lively and eccentric personality.

Thinking of this, Bai Ming stretched out his finger and flicked it on Cang Xuan Shu's forehead.

"Aowu~"

Cang Xuan Shu felt pain and yelled at the presumptuous guy in front of him.

"You hit me? You dare to hit me? Do you know who I am?"

"I know, Big-Headed Doll, Book of Cang Xuan." Bai Ming didn't care.

"That's right, Big Head Doll, Cang Xuan Book. No! The first four words are not there."

The brat dared to play tricks on the Book of Cang Xuan. It seems that I have not appeared in public for too long and the world has forgotten how terrifying I am.

Well, let this kid who doesn’t know how to respect his seniors have a taste of my power.

Cang Xuan Shu smiled cruelly in his heart and directly launched an ultra-small missile.

Try it, this is modern technology that can make you have a big hairdo with just one shot.

Cang Xuan and Dan Zhu installed a lot of strange functions in their program, such as Go, cooking, jokes, and of course prank functions.

Cang Xuan Book: "Take it."

"Mu Da!" The moment the missile hit, Bai Ming slapped it on the head of Cang Xuanzhishu as if he was playing table tennis.

Bang! There was a muffled sound and black smoke rose.

The Cang Xuan Book turned into an afro, and its eyes turned into two blank circles, and the whole person was stunned by the explosion.

"how can that be?!"

Have times changed, sir? What happened to the promise that within seven steps, the gun would be both accurate and fast?

"You're so noisy as soon as you wake up." Fu Hua shook her head, speechless.

She knew very well that Cang Xuanzhishu had such a personality and had always been like this. The calmness he showed in those years was simply because he was running out of energy.

Fortunately, the Cang Xuan Book is made entirely of soul steel, and as long as the core processor, including the hair, is not damaged, it can recover automatically.

Bai Ming held the collar of Cang Xuan Book and completely understood that this Cang Xuan Book represented Dan Zhu's lively and outgoing personality.

"Asshole, bastard."

Cang Xuan Book struggled, but without the scroll (flying vehicle), her arms and legs were completely useless.

Bai Ming: "You should thank me. If it weren't for the battery I provided, you would still be sleeping now."

"..." Cang Xuan Shu was speechless and didn't want to pay any attention to Bai Ming at all.

The fact that I could wake up means that the technology of the time has supported charging the armed dolls.

It's just a special battery, nothing to brag about.

Seeing that she couldn't break free, she quickly asked Fu Hua for help:

"Stupid head, why are you just watching? Come and save me."

Fu Hua was silent for a while: "Stop playing."

Cheng Lixue took Cang Xuan Zhi Shu away: "Look how cute she is, little junior brother, please stop messing with her."

There are still people who know what’s good. Cang Xuan Zhi Shu snorted coldly: “Go away. I don’t want to see you. This person is too much.”

Bai Ming rolled his eyes at her, wondering who was going too far.

I give you a snap of my fingers, and you hit me with a missile, and it's still my fault?

"Okay, okay, if the little ancestor doesn't welcome me, I will leave. But, Cang Xuan Book, don't regret it."

Cangxuan Book: Ghost Face.JPG

"Humph, even if I starve to death or jump off here, I will not regret it."

………………

In the afternoon, Fu Hua introduced the Book of Cang Xuan to all the other disciples.

Because Cang Xuan Zhi Shu is very cute and has a lively personality, he quickly became friends with everyone.

"Chi Yuan, the disciples you accepted are pretty good, except for that guy of course."

At night, Fu Hua, who was eating Chunbulao alone, was driven down by Cang Xuanzhishu to eat with his disciples.

"Are you always alone? You need to be with everyone. Also, don't always eat those worthless foods like Chunbulao. Look at how many years it's been and you still haven't gotten rich... Awooo~＞﹏＜"

As I was walking on the road, I smelled the delicious aroma of food wafting from afar.

Cang Xuan Zhishu was drooling with greed: "It smells so good. He accepted an apprentice who is such a good cook, but he didn't even want the chance to enjoy the food. He is actually alone in the mountains. He is really stupid."

Fu Hua: "..."

"Hurry up, hurry up, I don't know which disciple of yours it is."

Cang Xuan Zhi Shu urged, as a foodie she couldn't wait.

...............

When he arrived at the front yard of the wooden house, Cang Xuanzhishu saw Bai Ming coming out of the kitchen carrying food, and his face suddenly turned dark.

With so many female apprentices, the best cook is actually this bad guy?

She shamelessly followed Fu Hua inside, only to be stopped by Bai Ming.

Cang Xuan Zhi Shu: "Hey, you're not so stingy as to not let me eat, are you?"

Bai Ming: "How can I do that? You are the senior, how dare I embarrass you? Just imitate the squeals of a pig and I will let you in."

Cang Xuan Zhi Shu: "You wish, I have self-respect too, okay?"

Bai Ming turned the plate of food in his hand towards her nose.

Cang Xuan Zhi Shu's heart skipped a beat. The delicacy was right in front of him but he couldn't eat it. For a foodie, it was like a treasure chest was right in front of him, but Paimon jumped out and said, "Let's explore the area ahead later."

This was too much to bear. Cang Xuanzhishu was so angry that she had never suffered such an injustice before. But in order to have a good meal, she still endured the humiliation.

"Bai Ming, don't regret it."

“I’m the chef.”

[Includes the dark history of Cang Xuan Zhi Shu imitating the sound of a pig]

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