Honkai Impact 3: Taking Life as C? Even the Valkyries are afraid of me

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The host of Jianghu News Radio: "Excuse me, Fairy Lingshuang, how did you win the verbal battle against your senior sister Wushuangniang?"

Cheng Lingshuang: "How could I have said anything bad to her? I just repeated what she did."

Su Mei: Oh, yes, yes, yes.

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"Brother, do you want to come with me? We can get married, live like a couple of gods, and travel the world together. Isn't that wonderful?"

Bai Ming looked up and down at Su Mei, a little girl who was only as tall as his waist, and thought:

If I do this, I will be taken away by the police and live in the same cell with the Dragon King, right?

Seeing Bai Ming's attitude, although she had known it would be like this, Su Mei still felt deeply lost and depressed, but she still smiled brightly:

"Hehe, I'm just kidding. After all, Senior Brother is a romantic and passionate man. I'm leaving now."

She passed Bai Ming step by step.

Bai Ming: "Why don't you explain it to them, or let me explain it for you?"

"No. Others may not know me, but you still don't know me, brother? That's it."

Su Mei waved her hand and walked down the mountain without looking back.

“……”Bai Ming just watched.

If there is a misunderstanding and it is not clarified, you will not die if you explain it. It is just like the Riddler. Just leave. Sometimes Su Mei's personality is quite awkward.

Also, because she is very smart, although Su Mei herself does not realize it, she is actually a little conceited.

Just like Yuanzi who was reborn, he always talked about his 500 years of experience in his previous life, until he was beaten to a pulp.

At this moment, Su Mei felt the same way. Could it be that she thought that Lin Chaoyu, Jiang Wanxi, Jiang Wanru, and Cheng Lingshuang were all fools and couldn't guess?

………………

Su Mei walked down the mountain step by step.

There was a wisp of smoke rising from the mountainside. She knew that it was Senior Brother Bai Ming, Senior Sister Chao Yu, or Senior Sister Li Xue cooking.

If it was Senior Brother Bai Ming who cooked, as expected, Wanxi, Wanxi, and Lingshuang would have already gathered around the dining table.

After all, what the three of them were craving for was Senior Brother Bai Ming's cooking skills. Ling Shuang didn't care about anything else but liked this.

As she thought about it, Su Mei couldn't help but fall into memories.

Together with everyone, I listened to the master's morning lessons and learned music, chess, calligraphy and painting.

Having a private lesson with Senior Brother Bai Ming.

Together with Senior Sister Chaoyu and Senior Sister Lixue, she cleans up the mess for the two junior sisters Wanxi (the main culprit) and Wanru (the accomplice) who love to stir up trouble.

There is also Junior Sister Suyi. Although she is fake, I have known her for a long time.

Maybe we'll meet again in the future. Since she hasn't had this experience, she might be surprised that I know her so well.

She has been in Taixu Mountain for so many years and has experienced so much, both happy and unhappy.

Good memories make Su Mei smile knowingly, while not-so-good, sad and miserable memories also make her miss them.

Before I knew it, I had arrived at the market at the foot of the mountain.

Passing by the tofu stall.

"Is Fairy Su here to shop again?" Aunt Lin asked enthusiastically.

Su Mei shook her head gently: "No, I was just passing by."

"How is the immortal doing these days?" Aunt Lin asked as before.

"Master, she is just like..."

Having said that, Su Mei paused and then spoke.

"No, Master has had some good things happen to her recently. She is in much better shape both mentally and physically than before."

"That's great." Aunt Lin smiled, as happy as if her grandson came to visit her.

After saying goodbye to Aunt Lin and walking a few steps forward, Su Mei smelled a familiar smell of lamb and chili oil.

Finally, let’s go and have a bowl of mutton noodles here. If nothing unexpected happens, you won’t be able to eat it again in the future.

However, halfway through, in front of a shop selling cloth, Su Mei stopped.

Lin Chaoyu, holding a piece of cloth, walked out with Jiang Wanxi, Jiang Wanxi and Cheng Lingshuang.

After a brief look at each other, Su Mei felt a little embarrassed and thought:

It must be a coincidence. I am disliked by everyone in Taixu Mountain. Let’s just ignore this sisterhood.

She pretended not to see it and continued walking forward, passing by several people.

"Where are you going?" Lin Chaoyu suddenly said, "It's almost time for dinner, let's go back together."

Huh? Before Su Mei could react, Lin Chaoyu grabbed her hand and pulled her back without saying anything.

On the way, Su Mei looked confused.

Lin Chaoyu: "Su Mei, you are always like this, whether it's about the peach blossom forest or forcing us to take sides, can't you be a little more honest?"

Su Mei: “…”

Jiang Wanxi: "If you have a reason, just tell me. Why are you sneaking away? Is it fun to be a riddle teller? Or do you think we are petty?"

Jiang Wanru: "Yeah, sister is right, if there is any misunderstanding, just say it directly, we don't hate you."

Cheng Lingshuang: "Don't be so confident, there are still some annoying people, such as relying on their own intelligence. Senior brother explained it once, and Master said the same thing again, still treating us as brainless idiots.

So, you didn't expect it this time, we came down early to block you, by the way.

Because in order to resolve the misunderstanding without being sentimental, Senior Sister Chaoyu naturally brought you back, so she created a coincidence that made us stand in that store for a long time. "

Lin Chaoyu was silent.

Jiang Wanxi: "Ling Shuang, if you don't know how to talk, you can keep silent. Why do you expose other people's shortcomings for no reason?"

Jiang Wanru: "Look, even Senior Sister Chaoyu has become silent."

He was already silent, and after hearing what the two sisters said, Lin Chaoyu's face turned dark.

Seeing this, Su Mei couldn't help but laugh out loud, but a warm feeling rose in her heart, and a tear slipped out from her fingertips as she rubbed her eyes.

It’s great that everyone is still playing and joking like before.

She did not let Lin Chaoyu go with such an opportunity: "Haha, you said I was not honest, but I am the same. Next time, just say it directly. We won't have to go down the mountain in vain."

Cheng Lingshuang: "It's obviously your fault, Senior Sister Su Mei. If you want to leave, you can just fly away on your sword in any direction. Can we stop you?

It's obvious that you don't want to leave. You're actually taking this familiar road to get us to find you, right?

"..." Su Mei was speechless. From a common sense perspective, it seemed to be true.

Cheng Lingshuang: "On the one hand, you thought we would never forgive you, so you ran away secretly. On the other hand, you hoped we could come and find you."

Forget it this time, don’t do this next time. Just tell us what happened directly. We won’t understand your feelings if you keep messing around like this.

And is the sisterhood we have had for so many years all fake? We have such a good relationship, is it really okay to treat her like this?

Come on, you're not really a 10-year-old anymore."

"Eh, eh?!" Su Mei began to feel confused and had a bad feeling.

Cheng Lingshuang: "If you feel ashamed, you can write to us and tell us.

But your behavior is just like the heroine in a romance story, who is heartbroken by the hero due to a misunderstanding and wants to leave, but deep down she hopes that the hero can find her and thus leaves clues. It's so pretentious.

It's as childish as the little kid who ran away from home because he was too playful and forgot to dry his clothes and was afraid of being beaten by his parents.

Where did that unparalleled fairy who was famous for her wisdom and beauty go? Do you have a better solution? Don't tell me that because your body has become smaller, your IQ has also dropped. "

Su Mei was extremely depressed and wanted to cry but had no tears. She felt like her heart was stabbed again and again.

It was such a simple matter, but after being talked about like this, it seemed like it became one's own black history.

"Stop talking, stop talking, or I'd better leave."