Honkai Impact 3: Taking Life as C? Even the Valkyries are afraid of me

Seeing this, Su Mei guessed that maybe he was too deeply in love and couldn't extricate himself, so she comforted him:

"Brother, don't feel sad. Love is the most hurtful thing in the world. But you should know that Miss Liu is also in love with you.

There is a saying that goes, if love lasts forever, it doesn't matter if you are together day and night. We can redeem her."

Bai Ming: "That's not the reason."

Huh? Su Mei was confused. This was the first time she had misjudged someone's thoughts.

She followed Bai Ming's steps closely: "Isn't it because of love?"

Bai Ming: "I wasted the whole night."

Nothing was done, a whole night wasted.

Huh? Su Mei's face was filled with black question marks.

"If you want to see Fairy Snow, the minimum price is ten thousand taels of silver. Some people spend millions of taels and still can't see her. You..."

Bai Ming: "The key is that I don't like her."

She is very pretty and multi-talented.

But my evaluation is that she is not as good as Rita, not as good as Kiana, not as good as Mei, and not as good as Himeko (of course with the bonus of the lovers filter).

Originally, Bai Ming didn't think about that. After all, he was a married man. He just wanted to listen to music in a brothel and have some experience, after all, he had never seen it before.

As a result, I started to sit there with a few people for a long time, reciting poems, playing the piano, playing chess, and discussing life. If it was Li Bai, I could chat with him all night, but those people were just simple nerds. They had no real talent or knowledge, but they were very boastful.

Although he was finally selected, Bai Ming was extremely unhappy.

I am a powerful person, the strongest person in the current era, and the future master of the universe. I am actually being chosen by someone? Are you kidding me?

As for the courtesan, she is very beautiful, even prettier than Lin Chaoyu, but her IQ is not high. She is obsessed with looks and piano.

Bai Ming reached the limit of her level with just a slight move.

After singing the song of Phoenix Seeking the Phoenix, she immediately issued some special invitation.

Bai Ming was very conscious. He did not go to pick the fruits but discussed the philosophy of life with her and drank a few bowls of chicken soup.

Then she started crying, otherwise how could people say she had a low IQ.

All in all, time is wasted.

Su Mei: "You don't even like the one ranked first on Jianghu Beauty List, how high are your standards, Senior Brother?

Is it because you don’t like that type? Then what kind do you like, brother?”

"You are like this."

Sensible and knows how to lick, Bai Ming added in his heart.

Su Mei: "Brother, do you mean that I am prettier than Fairy Snow? Even if you praise me like that, I won't be happy."

[Emotional value +5, total: 800]

Su Mei: "Let's go around in the remaining days."

Bai Ming: "We still have things to do. Although Master can do it alone..."

Su Mei hugged his arms, bit her red lips gently, leaned forward slightly, and whispered playfully:

"Please, brother~"

Bai Ming straightened his face and said coldly: "Don't always think about those nonsense."

Su Mei lowered her head, her face full of loss, listlessness, and even a hint of grievance.

Ridiculous, do you think you can please me by using connections, paying money, and taking me to a brothel to listen to music? I am not someone who can be easily persuaded.

"But..." Bai Ming changed the subject and glanced around guiltily, "This won't happen again."

Because you have this intention.

"Great."

When Su Mei heard these words, her eyes brightened up, and her endless energy and spirit returned with them.

"Senior brother is the best. Senior brother is the best."

Bai Ming: "Even if you are so good at pleasing me, I won't be happy."

【? ? ? Collector】: +0.01%, total: 28.111

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In the following days, Su Mei visited many friends in the world.

From centenarians to unborn babies in the belly, he even took Bai Ming to Shaolin to visit the Sweeping Monk in the library, yes, the hidden master Sweeping Monk.

Although he had retired, Bai Ming had no doubt that he could call out a bunch of famous people in the martial arts world and even the imperial court with just a roar.

After all, Su Mei and he have become close friends regardless of age difference. It is impossible that she is just after his weak combat power that can't even use Honkai energy.

In this regard, Su Mei has taken interpersonal relationships to the extreme.

…………

Three days later, the two men, who had had enough of wandering, returned to Taixu Mountain, but Fu Hua had already returned.

Because the immortal's behavior of killing children was too insane, Bai Ming wanted to solve this problem quickly.

But on second thought, perhaps through the interaction between the Demonic Immortal and the rebellious disciples in the Tsukuyomi world, some of the truth about the seven disciples killing their master can be restored.

Good idea. This way I don’t have to explain to the immortal.

Because of Yu Duchen, the illusion cast by the Mangekyō Sharingan may have little effect.

If there is any way, I would like to let her fall asleep first.

Then Bai Ming looked at a bag of tea in the system space and smiled evilly in his heart.

[Sleepy Black Tea (Purple)]: Drink it and you will fall asleep all day long and will never wake up. Those who understand will understand.