Honkai Impact 3: Taking Life as C? Even the Valkyries are afraid of me

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The rightmost red kite: "Hahahaha." (A friend's death is better than my death. I will take care of your wife, so you can take care of her.)

Su Mei: "Hey, this chicken actually knows how to divert trouble to others. It is so scheming. Could it be a spirit? Hiss~ We must not let it live. Kill it together."

The rightmost red kite: Born, born.JPG

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After introducing the residence, Su Mei took Bai Ming outside again.

After leaving the front yard, I stepped into a bamboo forest path. It was already midnight, and the breeze was blowing gently through the forest, making it very cool.

After walking about 200 meters, we came across a small stone pond.

The water is particularly clear. The bottom is made entirely of rocks. Near the shore, the rocks roll up to form islets, islands, cliffs, and rocks. Green trees and vines sway and tangle, and the water is covered with them.

There is a semicircular pool built with stones close to the shore, with a radius of about five meters. The spring water is clear and you can see dozens of fish in it.

There are also fish around the pond.

There are probably hundreds of fish in the pond, all of them seem to be swimming in the air without any support. Under the moonlight, their shadows are cast on the rocks, motionless; suddenly they fly away, coming and going quickly, as if enjoying themselves with the visitors.

Su Mei: "We also raise these fish. We will raise them until winter as reserve food. When we want to eat them normally, we just catch them directly from the pond. Of course, they are not as fat as farmed ones."

"In the backyard, there are vegetable gardens and red kites. There are fish here, and there are wild fruits in the mountains. If you buy some rice, flour, clothes, and salt, you will basically have no worries about food, clothing, housing, and transportation."

"See that waterfall up there?"

She pointed to the waterfall cascading down the distant mountain and said.

"The water source of this stone pool comes from there. Thirty-five meters up the stone pool, there is a small waterfall with a height difference of six meters."

At this point, Su Mei smiled, moved closer to Bai Ming, and whispered:

"Brother, let me tell you a secret. We take a shower there from time to time. Sister Lixue usually takes a shower at dusk, while Sister Chaoyu usually takes a shower at night. After practicing during the day, we also take a shower from time to time."

Hearing this, Bai Ming slapped her head hard and said, "You are so young and you don't learn well. You keep talking nonsense."

He is so cruel and insane that he is worthy of being the mastermind who planned to kill the immortal. His mind is so deep.

He sold out Senior Sister Lixue and Lin Chaoyu without hesitation, without saying anything about his own affairs.

If I wasn't a gentleman, she would have succeeded. Damn it, I'm just a fool.

Hmm? Such a reaction, but no one was secretly happy? I thought it was quite romantic. Su Mei rolled her eyes:

"Brother, what are you talking about? I'm telling you this specifically to prevent you from accidentally bumping into us taking a shower."

"Haha, did I blame you wrongly just now?"

"Haha, Senior Brother, do you think that I regard you as a playboy?

The senior brother was of course frank and honest, and the junior sister was just giving a kind reminder in order to avoid unnecessary misunderstandings.

Senior brother, don't mind those words. We trust you, senior brother."

Her move was very flexible and her answer was flawless. Not only did she express her trust in Bai Ming, she also praised his integrity.

It's hard not to love her. If it were an ordinary person, he would have been attracted by this little girl a long time ago.

Bai Ming sighed, he was indeed a recognized smart man in the martial arts world, with the title of "unparalleled wisdom and strategy".

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Su Mei is known for her wisdom and beauty, and is nicknamed "the Peerless Fairy". The "Pure Door" she founded acts in a secretive way, wandering between good and evil.

"It is better to offend the living King of Hell than to provoke Wushuang."

This proverb is exactly how people in the underworld evaluate Su Mei.

Bai Ming lamented in his heart: Alas, why don’t I have such a smart mind?

Wandering between good and evil, what a high evaluation, high IQ and EQ.

If it were me, who is not good at talking, I would just start hitting people directly. If I couldn't win the argument, and if my mentality was worse, I might even kill the whole family.

If you are disobedient, click, click, click, click.

"After saying so much, I think you must be annoyed. Finally, Su Mei has a gift for you. Please wait a moment."

After Su Mei finished speaking, she disappeared from Bai Ming's sight at an extremely fast speed. When she came back, she was holding two red kites in her hands.

The left hand is the fattest one, and the right hand is the red kite that wants to divert trouble.

"Those red kites, although Senior Sister told us to wait a little longer before killing them, but when we were in the backyard earlier, I saw Senior Brother take a second look at them and thought he must like them, so I took the liberty of getting two of them."

Seeing these two red kites, Bai Ming felt happy and nodded with satisfaction. This was the right way and had a future.

Su Mei came to the pond and quickly caught two red kites, leaving two bowls of chicken blood, plucked out the feathers, and used the internal organs to feed the fish.

Cut bamboo to make a grill, pick up dry firewood, skewer the processed red kites, and light a bonfire.

The two men sat on the crossbar and waited, the crackling fire illuminating their faces.

As time went by, the red kite emitted bursts of fragrance and dripped oil with a sizzling sound.

Su Mei's technique is very skillful. While rotating, she activates her internal Qi to speed up heat transfer without burning it.

In fact, she is also a habitual offender, but who can blame Chun Bulao for being so shameless?

At her age, she is in the period of growth, so shouldn't she have a good meal?

Su Mei doesn't want her private parts to be as flat as a real person's when she grows up, as she often eats those kinds of food that have no nutrition.

Soon the two red kites were roasted.

"Brother, please."

She cut off the largest chicken leg and handed it over.

Bai Ming took a few bites and found that the red kite meat was delicious. In fact, it was no different from chicken.

Although the seasoning is just simple salt and dried chili peppers, Su Mei handled it very well, with just the right amount of saltiness. Every bite has a little bit of the spicy flavor of dried chili peppers, and it tastes much better than what you get at roadside stalls.

Then, Su Mei took out another jar and opened it. A faint sweet smell of rice wine wafted out.

"The Immortal likes tea, but he also brews some rice wine himself. He drinks a few cups occasionally. Although it is not as good as ordinary famous wines, it is better in that it is sweet and made by immortals. Even the emperor wants to ask for a cup, but he can't drink it."

"How can we eat meat without wine? Brother, please try it."

Under the moonlight, her hair was shiny red, her beautiful face was as smooth as cream and as delicate as a baby's, her eyes were big and charming, and her lips were bright red.

At this moment, Su Mei was holding a wine glass and smiling respectfully. Her gentle smile made people want to get closer.

She is the image of a well-behaved little sister who wants to be close to her senior brother.

After this, Bai Ming felt like he couldn't hold it anymore.

I don't know why this girl even brought the immortal's wine to please me.

Although I know that there is a high possibility that he has ulterior motives, I still feel good.

Are you unhappy when a pretty little girl licks you? Are you still human?

I finally understand why those leaders like to promote people who can only speak nice words to be around them.

If this person is beautiful, has high emotional intelligence and is good at speaking, then even if she goes bankrupt, the boss cannot blame her.

At this time, Bai Ming thought of the seven disciples who killed their master.

At this moment, his heart was complicated, and he finally let out a long sigh.

Alas, how could such a good child be such an ungrateful person?

Training, training is necessary. Now that I am here, the seven disciples killing their master will never happen again.

I have been teaching him since he was young. If he dares to do it again, I will beat him until he behaves. Bai Ming has made up his mind.

Children still have a chance, but adults forget about it.

To put it bluntly, if the time point of the time travel was after the seven disciples had grown up, Bai Ming would not have to think so much and would have directly gone to their homes and beaten them into autism.

We have to deal with Otto's side and we have to deal with this side as well, and the distance between the two sides is so far. We have to get out of the teleportation anchor point quickly, otherwise we really can't do it.

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Bai Ming was just thinking in his mind and didn't say it out loud, but Su Mei was very keenly aware of the changes in his micro-expressions and couldn't help but wonder, what on earth did I do?

Senior Sister Lixue is an introvert, but that doesn’t mean that Senior Brother can also endure it.

In order to guess the answer, Su Mei immediately thought of more than a dozen feasible solutions.

This matter needs long-term consideration. Now, let’s get closer to my senior brother.