Honkai Impact 3: Taking Life as C? Even the Valkyries are afraid of me

"Bai Ming~"

With this sound, Bai Ming's throat rose up, just like the first time he watched "The Grudge" as a child, that icy cold feeling with goose bumps all over his body.

"Mei, Meiyi."

Bai Ming turned around tremblingly, but what he saw was - the Heavy-Armored Bunny was repeatedly playing the recording of Mei calling Bai Ming.

It is true that brothers are meant to be betrayed, but the relationship between Bronya and Bai Ming is that of close friends, not bad friends.

It would be fun to stab him in the back, but if you take the joke too far it is no longer a joke.

But Bronya didn't want to miss this fun, so she could only use this method to tease Bai Mingliao.

Bai Ming: “…”

Seeing this, Bronya, who had not received professional training, could no longer hold back:

“Pfft, humph, humph, surprised or not? Unexpected or not?”

How could he not know that the other party did not bring Mei with him at all, and was simply trying to scare and tease him? Bai Ming took a deep breath and pushed her against the wall: "Bronya!"

"You almost scared me to death! Do you know that?"

Even so, Bronya still couldn't stop, and after laughing for a long time with her hands on her belly, she returned to her usual cute little self.

"You should thank Bronya. If Bronya hadn't kept this secret for you, you, a scumbag, would have been killed like Makoto."

"Oh, there's one more thing. Bronya will eat this secret for the rest of her life."

Bai Ming's face turned black: "You are a bastard!"

ξ?(???)?ξ: "You're going to talk to Bronya with this attitude? Xiao Mingzi, go buy me a bottle of water!"

Bai Ming: “…”

ξ?(???)?ξ: "You don't want Mei-sister to know about this, do you?"

Bai Ming felt like a thorn in his side: I will remember this grudge.

………………

In order not to disturb Ji Zi, Bai Ming opened another room, and of course did not forget to put a trap card here.

You want to control me with just a piece of fried duck? Look at me.

Bronya sat on the bed, drinking a cold drink, enjoying the cool air conditioning and Bai Ming's massage, feeling very comfortable.

I don’t know where my little darling learned this massage technique, it’s so effective.

"Please help massage my legs and soles, too. I've walked for three hours and I'm so tired."

As she said this, she turned around, lifted her little feet and placed them in Bai Ming's hands.

"You came here by car, right? And you don't usually walk, you float."

"I told you to press it, so press it quickly!" Bronya said bossily.

Of course, this behavior is based on the relationship between each other. Bronya wants to do this, and Bai Ming has been cooperating with her.

ten minutes later.

"Alright!" Bai Ming took the initiative to end this farce, "You must have something to tell me, right?"

"really."

Bronya had wanted to discuss Seele's matter with her little darling before.

But the other person seems to be always busy, either flirting with girls, on the way to flirt with girls, or doing something else.

Of course the key is that there is always someone around Xiao Gan, and she doesn’t want anyone else to know about Xier’s affairs.

"With our relationship, you're just telling me now that it's getting cold, cold."

Bai Ming was heartbroken. He took out a trash can of the same type as Beloberg from the system space, hugged Bronya from behind, and put her in it.

Her petite body fit perfectly, with even a little space left.

(Xing: I found a three-no loli, so I said there are good things in the trash can, right?)

Bronya squatted in the trash can and didn't care. After all, the trash can was brand new and didn't contain any garbage or any peculiar smell.

She raised her head, stared at Bai Ming blankly, and then said out loud everything that was in her mind.

After hearing this, Bai Ming took out the "Magic Phone" without hesitation and threw it to Bronya.

Bronya smiled half a pixel, she knew that this was the tool that could travel through time and space.

Such an important thing was thrown to me so casually by my sweetheart, which shows the friendship between them.

She didn't say anything polite. After fiddling with it for a while, she shook her head.

"Bronya can't afford the price the other party asked."

Bai Ming took back his phone and saw that it was 2L of lifeblood every day.

If I didn’t have an [autonomous control system] that could produce blood quickly, I would be finished on the second day, no, maybe on the first day.

"It's okay, I'll take you there next time."

Bronya shook her head: "This price is too high. 2L of blood per day, you will die."

She wanted to save Xier, but she didn't want to do it at the cost of someone else's life, let alone the life of her closest friend.

"You underestimate me." Bai Ming smiled. "Have you heard of the legendary [Autonomous Control System]?"

After listening to his explanation, Bronya was surprised that there was such a skill.

Being able to completely control one's own body, does this mean that one has unlocked the genetic lock to a certain extent?

She pulled herself together again: "What are you waiting for? Let's go!"

Since it won't really hurt your little darling, then what are you worrying about? Just get started.

"Sorry, I'll wait until next time. It will only be a few days. When I come back, I will help you right away.

Because I already have an appointment here, it’s like this…”

As Bai Ming continued to speak, Bronya was shocked again.

"What? You are going to take over destiny and conquer the world?! Then we can do whatever we want!"

Bai Ming nodded and said affirmatively: "Do whatever you want."

Bronya: "Do whatever you want."

"Haha, haha, haha."

The two looked at each other and saw a cunning smile in each other's eyes.

Bronya: "What position do you plan to give Bronya?"

Bai Ming: "Captain Bronya, I will name you the General of Siberian Potatoes. From now on, all the beautiful girls in the orphanage will be yours."

ξ?(???)?ξ: “…”

Huh? What kind of position is this?

"Look, I'm good to you. Since I'm so good to you, shouldn't you do me a small favor?"

Bai Ming came forward, whispered, told her about Xilin, and asked her for help.

Bronya gave a thumbs up: "Six, last night with Himeko, the day after tomorrow, after Kiana finishes her exam, go find another one, the speed at which the Sea King casts the net is not as fast as your speed at catching the bait."

"For now, she's just a sister. Just in case."

Are you sure it's just your sister? Then, Bronya didn't comment again, but just sang the song that Bai Ming had taught her:

"She's just my sister. My sister said purple is very charming~?"

Bai Ming: “…”

After a song.

Bai Ming took out his phone: "Let's take a picture."

"Why?" Bronya was puzzled.

After taking the photo, Bai Ming opened the previously covered card and explained the effect:

"Now, there is a record of you and I in the hotel room. Our relationship is usually so close in her eyes. And we are alone. If Mei finds out, ahem... you know."

After a moment of silence, Bronya said: "You, bastard!"

Brother and you are connected heart to heart, but you are playing tricks with your brother?

Look at this person, this person is really too much.

...............

Bai Ming did not leave. After seeing Bronya off, he bought some food and returned to the hotel.

With the help of God's Tongue, he borrowed the hotel's kitchen utensils to make some lean meat porridge for Ji Zi.

Ji Zi was attracted by the fragrance in her dream, she opened her eyes, and saw Bai Ming coming in with a big bowl of porridge and smiled:

"I thought you, such a scumbag, would run away irresponsibly."

"I'm not the kind of guy like Cheng who would abandon you after having sex with you. I will take responsibility."

Bai Ming sat on the edge of the bed, scraped a spoonful of the hot porridge, blew gently, felt the temperature, and brought it to Ji Zi's mouth.

"Come, I'll feed you, ah~"