Holding an ordinary script, pretending to be a god in various worlds

In a palace, the retired emperor stretched his neck to look inside, his eyes rolling around, and tried to move forward a little.

"Father!" The emperor sat steadily in the chair, frowning and looking at the retired emperor with disapproval.

The person who was stopped did not feel the slightest bit of shame for trying to peek. After strolling back, he gossiped to the emperor and said:

"Aren't you curious that this dog can turn into a human?"

"He was a human in the past, but was transformed into a dog by a monk using evil magic. Father, you must be careful with your words in the future and don't hurt the hearts of people who have made great contributions."

The emperor said indifferently, but thought in his heart, no wonder the black dog delivered the message for the God of Wealth, maybe the God of Wealth promised that the divine dog would turn back into a human.

The emperor stroked his beard and changed the subject:

"It would be nice if I could really turn back into a human, but I'd have to give more to win people over. Your 20-year-old sister is just 15 years old."

"It's not impossible for the royal family to marry off their daughters, but father, have you forgotten? None of my sisters has a good temper. Be careful that we might end up making enemies."

The emperor thought of his seventh sister who had hanged her husband and concubine outside the palace, and his third sister who had caned five or six of her husband's relatives in one day.

The fifth sister, who liked beauties as much as her husband and did not restrict gender, and the other princess sisters who were good at their own fields all started to have a headache.

"Then think about it again. In fact, there are also beautiful women among the royal family." The emperor didn't care.

:In fact, don’t limit your thinking…

……

Inside the palace, familiar scene, familiar host.

He was a little dazed, looking at the black dog lying on the bed, sighing in his heart. Liuzi, who was transformed by Ling Xiao last time, now has a bright future.

"Ahem, are you ready?"

The first time is new, the second time is familiar. The God of Wealth changed into snow-white clothes and asked in a very realistic manner.

"Shouldn't I just take a bath?" Lin Zhen asked in confusion.

There is always pity in his eyes. How is this possible? He saw from the corner of his eye that the host had been anesthetized for a while, so he kindly reminded:

"Have you read any of the books?"

"No." Lin Zhen understood immediately and said shyly: "It's mainly because the website address is not easy to find."

The next second he came to his senses. Why would the ancient god's golden boy know all this? And he actually talked to him about this.

"How did you..."

Looking at the unconscious black dog, he muttered to himself from a high position:

“There are real Niangniquan, but there is a lack of funding, so sometimes the works are just marginal in certain fields.

Although there are some side effects, it is cheap! ”

"What are you mumbling about over there?" Ling Xiao turned a scalpel in his hand.

He looked at the black dog as if he were looking at meat on a chopping board.

"Nothing", get rid of the mimicry, stuff the shell into the space, and jump up and down to warm up.

The knife flashed, and the dog's hair flew everywhere. The black dog's body became completely bald except for its ears and tail.

Ling Xiao nodded in satisfaction as he realized that his swordsmanship had not deteriorated.

With a wave of his hand, a large plastic tub appeared, filled with a warm and slightly sticky liquid.

"On the system!"

At the command, the matchstick hand stretched out and grabbed the dog's leg. With precise throw, the black dog splashed a tiny splash of water.

This time, it must be at least at the level of the Asian Games!

"You're going to drown," Ling Xiao glanced at him casually, then reminded him nonchalantly while playing with his nails.

What? The proud system quickly pulled up the black dog whose head was submerged in the water and wiped the sweat off its forehead.

Time passed minute by minute, and wisps of mist were floating in the pool. Looking dimly, the black dog had gradually taken on a human shape.

There was a splash of water, and the snow-white arms were swung out unintentionally with a fresh charm. The water drops fell on the erected ears, causing them to tremble a few times.

"Tsk tsk tsk, host, if we can't make it, let's open a plastic surgery hospital together.

Don’t be afraid of templates at all, as long as you perform normally, you can create different types in minutes."

He narrowed his eyes and said jokingly.

"I can't help it. Years of hard work and unparalleled talent are the result of accumulated experience."

Study hard and practice diligently - be familiar with the structure of the human body, and you will be able to remove the appendix without hurting the kidneys.

Unparalleled talent - booming self-confidence and jumping ideas, and cold-bloodedness that disregards the lives of others.

Ling Xiao forgot about his great achievement of having punctured his veins eight times, and felt very complacent as he looked at the charming and playful face.

"Speaking of which, there are so many perverts out there. There are even some who want animals to retain their own characteristics and ignore the fantasy of changing their gender into a girl."

"Hey, why can the Lord God materialize this kind of product in the mall?"

Ling Xiao's eyes were sharp and he found the highlight.

"Well," he said unconsciously, "Maybe it's because the Lord God has seen it. It's really perverted!"

The next second the system reacted, breathing became tense, and the matchstick hand covered its mouth tightly.

Ahhh, he didn't mean it, it's the host's fault for always complaining about the Lord God or something!

Seeing that the system regretted wanting to bang its head against the wall, Ling Xiao showed a gloating expression on his face.

Soon, the water in the bathtub became very clear and transparent.

The "most stunningly beautiful" lady's long eyelashes trembled slightly, and her body curled up because of the cold water, with her furry tail draped over her wet body.

If things continued to develop, it would become something unspeakable, so I tried every possible means and just tore off some curtain cloth to wrap the person up.

"Ahem, you're awake, are you feeling unwell?"

When he opened his eyes, the dazed Lin Zhen heard these words. What he saw was no longer dog hair, but fair skin.

Ling Xiao looked at Lin Zhen, whose face seemed to be twisted with both sadness and joy, and waited considerately for him to finish venting.

……

Lin Zhen, who accepted the fact, looked towards the water. His face showed signs of happiness or anger. No matter what expression he had, he was beautiful from every angle. With the addition of the animal ears and tail, he was absolutely stunning!

A strange feeling of liking suddenly arose in his heart.

Ah, I am so beautiful.

Ling Xiao's "kind" reminder: "You can retract the ears and tail"

One person with two forms is even more exciting...

Wrapping the rough cloth tightly around his body, Lin Zhen endured the discomfort on his skin, walked out of the water, and looked towards the God of Wealth——

She is like a naive girl, naughty and cute, but also cunning and vicious. She treats everyone as a pawn just to achieve her goal.

A gleam of determination flashed in his eyes, and he began to recount the two or three things that had to be said about himself and the system. He broke down several times and burst into tears.

Finally, he said: "As the host, I don't want a penny. I will sell the system to you."

You dog, go eat shit, I don’t want you anymore!

Ling Xiao cue the system in his mind: "Excuse me, abandoned system, how do you feel now?"

: “I’m a little speechless, but more of a bewilderment. As a system, the realization of life value depends on the host, but I’ve been abandoned…嘤嘤嘤”

Ignoring the drama queen's system, Ling Xiao simply agreed to Lin Zhen's request. The Dahan system was going to disappear anyway and had no use value.