Lying down to the underworld starts: Oops, I’m dead

"Brother Li, why did you bring me to the theater today? Why did you want to treat me to a play?"

Lin Zheng was walking with Zhao Li in the park near the theater. It was a sunny day and the bright sunshine felt warm on his body.

Such warm and comfortable weather is perfect for sleeping, but it's a pity that Lin Zheng was pulled out by Zhao Li in such good weather. Lin Zheng knew that being pulled out by Zhao Li was definitely not a good thing.

"You still want to watch a bullshit show? I brought you here to do a job. A ghost escaped from the underworld. I am here to arrest him. He is the one mentioned earlier. Not only did he escape, he also used a corpse to revive. This is a serious crime."

Zhao Li stopped and pointed forward. Lin Zheng followed the direction Zhao Li pointed and saw a woman in a white dress sitting on a chair in front of him. Oh no, it was a female corpse.

A male ghost stole a female corpse

Watching Zhao Li walk over, Lin Zheng stood still. To be honest, he felt that this episode was actually quite scary, and the final result was not good either.

"I know who you are. I came here to find you. The water must be very cold. You haven't felt warmth for a long time. It's over 30 degrees today. Even if you use Yin Qi to suppress your body, you won't be able to hold on for long."

Zhao Li was sitting next to the other person. Although the other person was resurrecting by borrowing a corpse, the corpse he borrowed had been dead for a long time and was completely lifeless. After all, a corpse is a dead corpse and will not come back to life.

"It won't be long before your body starts to stink, corpse spots will cover your body, and your hair will dry up and fall out. Because you committed suicide, you will have to suffer in the fifteenth level of the cold water hell for three hundred years before you can be reincarnated. Now you have escaped back with the help of someone else's corpse, so all your sins and punishments will be doubled. If you repent now, perhaps I can still speak for you and ask for leniency."

Zhao Li talked for a long time, but the other party still sat in the sun without saying anything, so Zhao Li continued to persuade him.

"I know it's unbearably cold there, but you have to pay for the sin of suicide yourself."

After Zhao Li said so much, the other party finally responded. He turned his head and whispered something close to Zhao Li's ear. Zhao Li listened to his words and answered very straightforwardly.

"Okay, I'll come see you in the evening."

After Zhao Li finished saying all this, he stood up, walked to Lin Zheng and patted him on the shoulder.

"Let's go, come back in the evening"

Zhao Li usually works at night, and he was not used to working in broad daylight this time, so he gave the other party some time after listening to him.

Lin Zheng followed Zhao Li outside. Before leaving, Lin Zheng looked back and finally continued to walk outside with an expressionless face.

night

Zhao Li and Lin Zheng arrived as scheduled

On the stage, the other party was speaking his lines loudly, but in fact he had been secretly preparing to wait for Zhao Li for a long time.

"Names are meaningless. The flower we call rose, if given another name, would still smell the same. Romeo, oh Romeo, abandon your name. I would give my whole heart for an empty name like yours."

"If you call me love, I am willing to be baptized again, renamed, and never be called Romeo again from now on."

Zhao Li walked down from the audience stand and recited the lines from Romeo and Juliet in coordination with the person on the stage.

"Who are you, sneaking around in the dark and eavesdropping on other people's conversations?"

"I can't tell you my name, dear God. I hate my name because it is your enemy. If I write these words on paper, I will tear it into powder."

Zhao Li walked from the audience to the stage step by step, came in front of the other party and played a diagonal play with him.

"My ears have not yet been filled with a hundred words from your mouth, but I know your voice. Aren't you from Romeo Montague's family?"

"No, beauty, if you don't like these two words"

Zhao Li walked forward a few steps and lifted the hood on his head. The other party turned around Zhao Li, and his fingertips kept sliding across Zhao Li's face.

"Tell me how and why you came here. The garden wall is so high, how did you climb up? If my family saw you here, they would kill you."

"I flew over the courtyard wall on the wings of love. The brick and stone walls could not stop love."

As Zhao Li spoke, he took out his pistol and placed it in front of the other person.

"He will take risks and try whatever the power of love can do, so"

The other person leaned close to Zhao Li's lips and gave him a gentle kiss. At the moment of the kiss, a puff of black smoke came out. Zhao Li instantly felt that he could not hold the gun in his hand anymore and it fell down. His body also collapsed weakly to the ground.

“I am not afraid of your interference.”

"You put corpse oil on your lips"

Zhao Li knew clearly what the other party had done, because only corpse oil could corrode the bodies of their ferrymen. The other party picked up the gun that Zhao Li had dropped on the ground and walked to Zhao Li's side.

"You underestimated me. Now that I have a body, your gun can't kill me, haha."

"His gun doesn't work, but what about my sword?"

Just when the other party showed a rampant smile, Lin Zheng suddenly appeared between him and Zhao Li, kicked the gun out of the other party's hand, then turned to look at Zhao Li with a sly smile.

"Tsk tsk tsk, you stumbled, Brother Li, I didn't expect you would capsize in the ditch."

Lin Zheng was very happy to see this scene. Although he had known it for a long time, he just didn't remind others. He just wanted to see this scene.

"Oh my god, help me up now!"

Zhao Li felt a little embarrassed, he knew that he was indeed careless.

"This is the first time I see Li Ge so embarrassed. It's really rare. Li Ge, come and compete with me."

"what"

Zhao Li was a little confused, but when he looked in the direction Lin Zheng pointed, he found that Lin Zheng was actually controlling a mobile phone and recording in the audience.

"You kid, you..."

Zhao Li was speechless as he looked at Lin Zheng. When did this kid become so bad? Lin Zheng smiled at Zhao Li and stretched out his hand to pull him up. At the same time, a sword light was swung out and instantly killed the person who wanted to escape when he saw the bad situation.

"You scared him out of his wits?"

"I'm not that cruel. I just beat him out. Well, I've already taken action. Don't ask me to do any more work. The rest is up to you.

Lin Zheng pointed at the unconscious ghost next to the corpse. The reason why he took action was, on the one hand, to prevent Zhao Li from being completely defeated, and on the other hand, he felt that the girl was innocent.

No one would be able to accept that his father's old lover and his mother's rival crawled back from the underworld and took over his body.

Lin Zheng patted Zhao Li on the shoulder and walked out of the theater. However, when Lin Zheng was about to reach the exit of the audience stand, he turned back and said something.

"Brother Li, you knew it was a male ghost, but you still dared to eat it. You must be really hungry."