The eldest lady became popular in the farming variety show
Chapter 166 Ox Cart
The burns Jiang Hexi suffered this time really confirmed what she had said before: lazy people have good fortune.
But this laziness comes at a price.
She looked at her burned thighs, sat on a long bench, and tore cabbage lazily while feeding King Yan's four pet ducks.
Twenty-four ducks to be exact, after all, there were twenty extra ducklings, quacking around the mother duck.
All the guests in the Stone Courtyard went to the Sanxi Lake to work, and she was the only one left in the courtyard.
She chatted with the PD in a casual manner:
"What's so good about filming me sitting here feeding cabbage? It's a rare opportunity for me to recover from my illness. Why don't you two put down the camera and take a rest?"
Follow-up PD: "Ximei, do you know how many people are watching you feed the ducks in the live studio right now?"
"How many?"
"Fifty thousand people."
While Jiang Hexi was stunned, the PD followed up and said, "Now it has increased to 60,000 people."
She looked at the mallard duck tearing up the cabbage and quacking at the rice, and suddenly understood:
“Are the majority of netizens laughing at my joke?”
The PD who was filming didn't dare to say a word. He laughed so hard that his shoulders began to shake, and the camera also shook slightly.
[Xi Mei prayed for blessings and got them. After her legs were burned, she was now idle and had nothing to do, so she actually started feeding King Yan's ducks. ]
[She is not satisfied with being lazy by herself, and she cannot bear to see others busy, so she has to drag others to be lazy with her. ]
[Sister Xi, if you want to work, there will be endless work to do. It is rare to have a chance to rest, so just live in the present. ]
[The above poster knows how to use Ximei's original words for irony. ]
Jiang Hexi was tearing cabbage leaves to feed the ducks when Li Youtian came over, wiped the sweat from his forehead and said:
"Is this the duck you asked me to bring to Professor Luo?"
"Twenty-four ducks, all of which are gifts from Prince Yan to Professor Luo."
Li Youtian took a plastic box and walked into the duck cage, and started catching ducks. He caught them all accurately. He put the whole family of ducks into two large boxes and carried them to the door separately.
Jiang Hexi followed him slowly and went out the door together.
Li Youtian paused, turned around and asked, "Your leg injury hasn't healed yet, why are you following me?"
Jiang Hexi said as a matter of course: "Send the ducks to the Sanxi Lake, and I will go to see how the garden is built."
"Your leg injury hasn't healed yet, why are you going out? Go back to your room and rest."
"I stayed in the house all day and was covered in mold."
Jiang Hexi looked around outside the door, but didn't see his electric tricycle. He wondered, "Uncle, where is your tricycle?"
"Are you sure you want to take my car?"
"Are you sure? Otherwise, can I still walk over there with these two legs?"
After she said this, Li Youtian came out from the small path outside the wall, pulling an ox cart.
[Ximei was stunned on the spot. The village tyrant's vehicle was actually a bullock cart! ]
[Li Youtian is a well-known fish farmer in the village, and this car... is indeed unique. ]
[Ximei is such a face-conscious person, asking her to ride a bullock cart around the village, isn't that asking her to die? ]
Jiang Hexi tactfully raised her objection: "Uncle Youtian, where is your electric tricycle?"
"Lu Jiukai went to the flower garden to pick up seedlings."
Li Youtian carried two boxes of ducks onto the oxcart and pointed to a pile of hay and said, "Sister Xi, sit over there."
Jiang Hexi looked at those two helpless legs, and under Li Youtian's repeated urging, sat on his ox cart very awkwardly.
A bullock cart is not much faster than walking, especially when it is a cart carrying people and goods.
Jiang Hexi watched a group of children playing and running past the car, and then disappearing at the end of the street. She said secretly:
"Uncle, how long will it take for your ox cart to reach the shore of Sanxi Lake?"
"It will be there soon. It will be there in forty minutes."
"Just blow as hard as you can. At this speed, we won't reach Sanxi Lake in two hours, let alone forty minutes."
"There are so many people here, I'm afraid the bullock cart will hit someone if it runs."
"Uncle Arita, the car has to be running first."
Li Youtian was provoked by Jiang Hexi, and his already manic temper was completely irritated:
"Sister Xi, please sit down."
He cracked the whip and hit the ox hard on the neck. The ox excitedly spread its hooves and ran wildly on the road.
Jiang Hexi had never seen a yellow cattle running so fast, and was so scared that he held on to the railing of the car tightly.
"Uncle, your bullock cart has no iron shell, no seat belts, and no airbags. If it crashes, it will be like renting a car!"
"So I asked you to hold on tight, don't let go."
"Uncle, my hair is all messed up, can you make the cow run slower?"
"This isn't a car that can be stopped by simply stepping on the brakes. My cow runs like crazy and can't be stopped easily."
Jiang Hexi's face turned pale, and he shouted in horror:
“Then what should we do, Uncle Arita, you can’t just let it run like crazy like this—”
"When the cows get tired, they will stop naturally. If that doesn't work, I'll take you off the car."
[Haha, haha, haha, I never thought that this cow would run so fast when it went crazy! ]
[Ximei’s first concern was not whether her life was in danger, but whether her hair was messed up by the wind. ]
[These two people were in a mess in the wind, and the two boxes of ducks quacked together. It was so funny that I almost died of laughter! ]
[When the cow gets tired, it will stop naturally! Hahahaha, this reason makes so much sense! ]
[In my opinion, Ximei’s legs can’t be saved this time…]
When Director Chen saw this scene in the interview car by the Sanxi Lake, he was so panicked that he immediately jumped up from his chair.
He asked the staff who were filming to take out the loud speaker, stick it out of the car window, and shout at the oxcart in front:
"The oxcart in front, please slow down! The oxcart in front, please slow down!"
"Li Youtian, your bullock cart is speeding illegally on the road. Please stop the bullock immediately and park on the side of the road."
Li Youtian raised his voice, and his deep sound drowned out the loudspeaker, making people's heads ache:
"This cow can't stop. If it stops, it won't be able to run anymore!"
"The road ahead is wide, there are no people or cars. I will only stop it if I have no other choice—!"
Director Chen put the walkie-talkie in his hand. He almost forgot that the village tyrant had quarreled with the five chaebols because he refused to listen.
He could still hear the conversation coming from the intercom:
"Uncle, how come you're not tired after running for so long?"
"It's almost there. It also wants to graze by Sanxi Lake, so it will be there soon."
The assistant director was really worried for Jiang Hexi, and also worried for his own career:
"Director, what if something goes wrong?"
What could Director Chen do? He couldn't just let the interview car go forward and force the ox cart to stop.
"Trust the village tyrant. With his many years of driving experience, Ximei will most likely be fine."
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