Pokémon: What should I do? My father-in-law always wants to tear me apart

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There was a lot of noise at the subway security checkpoint. The security inspector skillfully picked up a bag and prepared to conduct a routine inspection.

The moment he opened the bag, the expression on his face froze, replaced by a look of confusion and bewilderment.

There were a few long objects lying quietly in the bag. They looked a lot like... shit. Even the image shown in the security scanner did not allow anyone to make any other associations.

The security officer subconsciously closed the bag quickly, thinking he was seeing things, but when he looked at the scanner again, the "shit-like" object was still clearly visible.

"Why do you carry this thing?"

The security officer couldn't help but ask, his tone full of disbelief.

When Lin Guochang heard this, his face darkened instantly, and he replied awkwardly: "Take it home and feed the dog."

“You feed this to the dog?”

The security inspector's face was full of doubt, his brows twisted into a knot.

“It’s sausage.”

Lin Guochang explained helplessly, secretly complaining about the sausage made by An Qing. Apart from anything else, the appearance alone was too easy to be misunderstood.

Because he really had no appetite and did not want to waste food, Lin Guochang originally planned to take it home first and find an opportunity to ask Lin Yi to help improve it. However, he was careless for a moment and completely forgot about going through security check.

Lin Guochang suddenly thought, isn't it the routine procedure to prove food safety to just take a bite?

So he reached into his bag, pulled out a "Mosaic Sausage" and took a bite without hesitation.

This scene frightened the security inspector. His eyes widened and he quickly picked up the intercom and shouted in fear:

"There are dangerous people eating shit at the security checkpoint!"

The voice was trembling and was particularly abrupt in the subway station.

When Lin Guochang heard this, he broke out in sweat and his eyelids twitched uncontrollably.

What is a dangerous element? Don't tell me that what I eat is not shit. Even if it is, how can it be dangerous?

The security inspector was extremely emotional at the moment, perhaps because he had never seen such an outrageous scene before. He kept calling for support on the intercom, his voice getting louder and louder.

Passersby at the surrounding subway station were attracted by the unusual noise. They stopped and gathered around with curiosity, casting inquiring glances, whispering to each other, and guessing what was going on.

Lin Guochang looked at the crowd of onlookers gathering like a tide, and he began to feel nervous.

He was eager to prove his innocence, so he blurted out:

"This is really a sausage. If you don't believe me, try it and you'll know!"

Having said that, he didn't care and just reached out to hand the "sausage" that looked like shit and had bite marks on it to the security officer's mouth.

For a moment, an extremely absurd scene took place at the subway security checkpoint:

A burly man, holding a "disgraceful" object, tried to stuff it into the security officer's mouth.

The security guard was so frightened that his face turned pale, his eyes were wide open, his mouth was tightly closed, and he struggled with all his might, tears streaming uncontrollably, he looked as if he was facing some ferocious beast.

Lin Guochang looked at the security inspector trembling with fear, and glanced at the shocked and distorted expressions on the faces of the passers-by around him. For a moment, he was speechless and could only fall into deep silence.

At this moment, he suddenly understood why the other party regarded him as a dangerous person. Anyone who saw this scene would be terrified.

Not long after, hurried footsteps were heard in the subway station and a large number of security personnel quickly arrived.

However, they did not take tough measures as usual, but instead surrounded Lin Guochang and tried to persuade him in a gentle voice.

The reason for this was that, firstly, they were sharp-eyed and recognized that Lin Guochang was one of the four newly appointed kings of China, and his identity was very important. On the other hand, uh...

Just the fact that Lin Guochang was still tightly holding that "suggestive" thing in his hand made everyone think twice, and no one had the courage to step forward rashly.

After much persuasion, Lin Guochang finally explained the farce clearly.

Before leaving, the security inspector, who had just been sitting on the ground in fear, stood up with lingering fear and repeatedly reminded him in a trembling voice:

"The subway has a rule that you must not eat this in the train. Can you imagine the consequences?"

The fear on the security inspector's face had not yet completely faded, and his eyes were full of worry.

Lin Guochang looked around helplessly, only to see passers-by holding up their mobile phones, aiming the cameras at him, with flashes of light going off one after another.

He sighed heavily and thought, it seems that Lu Wusong has to arrange 3D Dragon and Rotom to help.

Otherwise, given the situation, tomorrow's news headlines will most likely be "Shocking, China's new Four Heavenly Kings actually force-fed others shit in a subway station." If this gets out, he'll be completely embarrassed.

Ten minutes later, the subway that Lin Guochang was riding on slowly entered the station.

In the carriage, the inquiring gazes were like thorns on his back, making him feel uncomfortable all over and every second was like sitting on pins and needles.

Unable to bear the "attention", he had to get off the bus one stop earlier, for fear of being discovered by the paparazzi with a keen sense of smell and causing even greater trouble.

Lin Guochang was feeling bored while walking on the street when a wild Yorkie came bouncing by, rubbing against his trouser leg affectionately, its little tail wagging like a rattle.

Looking at the cute little fellow beside his legs, Lin Guochang remembered the sausage in his bag that he had bitten before and originally intended to ask Lin Yi to process and improve it. He thought that since it was inconvenient to give it to Lin Yi, he might as well feed it to this cute little dog.

He then squatted down and carefully took out the sausage from his bag.

But who could have thought that the little Yorkie, who was so close to him the previous second, seemed to have seen something terrible the moment he saw the sausage. His originally cheerful eyes instantly turned into fear, and he ran away without looking back.

Not to mention eating, he wouldn't even get close, and let out a few whimpering sounds of fear as he ran.

"It doesn't eat it? I think it smells delicious."

Lin Guochang was full of confusion and muttered to himself.

He put the sausage under his nose, sniffed it hard, nodded seriously, and thought to himself.

Well, although the sausage looks terrible, the aroma and taste are still good. Compared with the meals An Qing made before, it is a qualitative leap. At least it is eatable.

Lin Guochang was immersed in his own judgment and was unaware that a sanitation worker had been standing not far away and witnessed this scene.

The expression on his face instantly changed from curiosity to disbelief, his eyes widened and his mouth slightly opened, as if he had seen something that went against common sense.

"You put it there, I'll take care of it, I have the tools."

The sanitation worker walked up and pointed at the sausage in Lin Guochang's hand, with a tone of unquestionableness, as if he regarded the sausage as some kind of garbage.

Lin Guochang subconsciously clenched the sausage and replied, "This is mine."

There was a hint of protectiveness in the tone.

The sanitation worker showed an even more puzzled expression, his eyes moving back and forth between Lin Guochang and Little York who was fleeing not far away, and he couldn't help but say:

"I thought it was a dog's..."

Although the second half of the sentence was not spoken, the meaning was obvious.

"..."

Lin Guochang suddenly felt a surge of anger rushing to his forehead. He clenched his fists tightly, and his joints turned white from the force. He roared in his heart: Who do these people think I am?

"That was not what I meant."

"Oh, I don't mean to compete with you."

The sanitation workers tried to ease the atmosphere, but the effect was counterproductive.

“This is food!”

Lin Guochang almost shouted.

"impossible."

The sanitation worker responded in a decisive tone, as if he was stating an ironclad fact.

"Snapped!"

The long-suppressed emotions suddenly burst out. Lin Guochang threw the sausage in his hand to the ground, turned around and strode away. Each step was heavy and quick, leaving behind a series of angry footsteps.

Seeing this, the sanitation worker shook his head helplessly and walked forward to clean up.

But when his broom touched the half sausage, his movements suddenly froze.

Only then did he realize that there was a row of clear teeth marks on the sausage. At that moment, he felt his scalp tingling and cold sweat instantly soaked his back.

He raised his head in panic and shouted at Lin Guochang's receding back:

"Don't be angry. If you like, I have more in my car!"