Pokémon: What should I do? My father-in-law always wants to tear me apart
Chapter 1194: One hand for money, one hand for trouble
"Clap."
Lin Guochang slowly walked into the villa, dragging his body as if it were crushed by a heavy burden.
After entering the living room, Lin Guochang reached out and turned on the light. In an instant, the bright light illuminated the entire room.
At this moment, his eyes fell on the sofa, and he saw An Qing wearing a thin home pajamas, sitting there quietly.
The cat in her arms was shaking the tip of its fluffy tail, its pink paw pads patting An Qing's wrist, and a cat's unique purring sound rolled out of its throat.
Lin Guochang was a little surprised by An Qing's appearance. He couldn't help but blurt out: "Xiao Qing, you're back?"
"Yeah, my recent research projects are almost finished, so it's summer vacation."
"Research Institute, summer vacation?"
"So what? I'm a doctor, the boss of the institute, and I have the final say!"
An Qing put her hands on her hips proudly.
Xiangwei Miao jumped from An Qing's lap to the sofa, and lowered its head to lick its fur that was messed up by An Qing.
The hind leg that was injured earlier has now almost recovered.
Lin Guochang looked around and asked, "Where are Lin Yi and the others?"
"Oh, they said it was Ye Feng's birthday today, so they went out to celebrate."
An Qing caught a glimpse of the fatigue between Lin Guochang's brows and stared at him, "Very tired?"
"Well, Lu Wusong is injured, and all his work falls on me."
Lin Guochang's eyes were slightly red, and he cried and said aggrievedly, "Wife, I'm so tired... Is there any way to soothe my tired body?"
"Of course it's my love~"
An Qing's eyes flashed with cunning, and she gently hooked the strap with her fingertips and pulled it, revealing the tender pink underwear on her fair shoulders and chest.
"I'll give you more than just a little bit~"
As she looked at him expectantly, Lin Guochang slowly approached. Just as his fingertips touched her well-proportioned, ageless forearm, he suddenly exerted force and pulled her up...
The next second, he collapsed onto the sofa, grabbed the cat curled up in the corner, lowered his head and took a deep breath:
"Huh... Is this what heaven feels like? Huh..."
"..."
The air solidified instantly.
Veins bulged on An Qing's forehead. She first looked at her husband with a look of disappointment, and then turned her jealous gaze to the cat that was wagging its tail contentedly.
……
"Hiccup~ Xiao Linzi's cooking skills are still so amazing."
Ye Feng patted his bloated stomach and wandered around the bottom of the building with a toothpick in his mouth.
Su Su beside him looked up at the house she rented, a trace of worry flashing across her eyes.
"Don't worry, Xiao Linzi said that he, Sister Yaoyao, and Mi Yu will take care of it."
Ye Feng stretched out his long arms and directly embraced the girl's slender waist.
Su Su's ears suddenly turned red, and she lowered her head without dodging, allowing his fingertips to gently stroke the fabric around her waist.
"Come to think of it, today is my birthday. Xiao Linzi gave me a graphics card and Mi Yu gave me a figurine - I guess it was probably bought by Xiao Linzi. Sister Yaoyao was even more ruthless. She directly gave me a set of Poké Balls for my collection..."
He suddenly leaned over, his nose almost touching Su Su's hot cheek, "It's your turn now, what are you going to give me?"
"Who said you have to give gifts on birthdays?"
Su Su rolled her eyes at him, but turned around and took out a small box from her pocket.
Just as Su Su was holding the small box in her pocket with her fingertips, hesitating whether to give the gift to Ye Feng right now, Ye Feng suddenly pointed at the corner of the street and shouted:
"Hey? There's a fortune teller over there, go take a look!"
"Wait--"
Before she could finish her words, her wrist was pulled and she staggered a few steps, and in the blink of an eye she was in front of the fortune-telling stall.
The old man wearing small black round glasses was taking a nap. Next to him was a monster, chewing a fruit from a tree. Its purple fur was dotted with fruit juice.
"Master, what does this mean?" Ye Feng poked his head out.
"Um?!"
The old man suddenly woke up, adjusted his glasses that had slipped to the tip of his nose, squinted his eyes and looked Ye Feng up and down, and instantly put on a smile like a charlatan.
He sat up straight and nudged Monini with his elbow neither too hard nor too lightly.
"Money?"
Monini, who was enjoying the food with great concentration, suddenly shuddered, hurriedly wiped the juice from the corner of his mouth, stood up on the wooden table, and waved at the two of them while shaking his clown-like body.
"My divination covers everything, including love, study, health, good or bad luck. You can choose whatever you want. Young man, look at your face, I need to read it carefully."
The fortune teller smiled with his eyes narrowed, and his fingertips tapped on the wooden table with a "dong dong" sound, as if he was staring at a money tree.
"Emmmm, let me think..."
Ye Feng touched his chin and pondered.
Academics? The top three freshman grades in the Imperial University's Combat Department are there, so there's no need to calculate.
love……
He turned his head to look at Su Su. The girl's eyelashes were fluttering and her watery eyes were staring at him.
Ye Feng raised the corner of his lips, thinking that there was no point in settling on this matter.
"Young man! Your forehead is black!"
The old man suddenly slammed the table.
Ye Feng was startled, and hurriedly took out his phone to look in the mirror, exclaiming: "Why is my forehead so dark?!"
"Lin Yi's Blazing Roaring Tiger used a fire skill to burn me yesterday. If you don't wash it yourself, I thought you were just following the trend."
Su Su sighed helplessly, took out a handkerchief, dipped it in water, and wiped his forehead, and sure enough, a large amount of black smoke was wiped off.
"Oh? Don't believe me? Let me show you another trick—"
The old man was not in a hurry, he just counted on his fingers and shook his head:
"Your father is a man, your mother is a woman, your brother is a man, your girlfriend..."
He suddenly pointed at Su Su and said, "It's a girl!"
"Holy crap! This is amazing! It's so accurate?!"
Ye Feng excitedly grabbed the old man's hand, "Master, please save me——"
Su Su: "..."
The corners of Su Su's mouth twitched and her expression was weird. She silently took a half step back and looked at Monini who was chewing fruit nearby.
The little guy was picking his teeth with his claws, and there was juice on his purple fur. He looked much more reliable than his trainer.
"Hey! Fortune and misfortune go hand in hand. Since we are destined to be together, the original price is 888, but today I will only charge 88!"
The fortune teller shook his head and sighed, then suddenly slapped his thigh and said, "Okay, I'll give you another discount - just one hundred will do!"
Su Su's eyelids twitched. How could the price go up with discounts? Did she not see that this old man was asking for an exorbitant price?
"Ye Feng, let's go." She tugged at the corner of her boyfriend's clothes.
Ye Feng waved his hand, took out a hundred-dollar bill and slapped it on the table.
The old man's eyes lit up immediately, and he swept the banknotes into his pocket with his fingertips like lightning. He coughed twice and straightened his back:
"Young man, I will bear your misfortune for you. See you later!"
"Take care, Master."
Ye Feng clasped his fists and let Su Su pull him forward.
"Are you confused? He is obviously a liar!" Su Su finally couldn't help but speak.
"Well, it's my birthday today so I want to have some fun, and then..."
"Boom!"
There was a sound of something heavy falling behind me.
The two men looked back and saw the old man hurriedly packing up his stall, but suddenly a truck came speeding over and knocked him into the air!
"Shit! What a disaster—"
The old man turned more than ten times in the air, screaming like a pig being slaughtered, and shouting the above words.
"Moni——!"
Monini hugged the fruit and made a sharp roar at the top of her voice.
"Shit! Is this really a disaster?!" Ye Feng was stunned.
Su Su's mouth twitched: "Is this... paying with one hand and causing trouble with the other? You're quite 'honest', you really have to take responsibility when something happens!"
"But the money..."
Ye Feng scratched his head and said, "I picked up this counterfeit money on the roadside this morning. I wanted to throw it away..."
The two looked at each other, silently watching the old man rolling on the ground in the distance, and the Monini squatting on top of him and stuffing fruit into his mouth.
The night wind blew up the fallen leaves on the roadside, bringing with it a sense of absurd coolness.
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