Pokémon: What should I do? My father-in-law always wants to tear me apart

On the grassland where heavy rain was pouring, Mega Blastoise's three-barreled water cannon tore through the rain curtain. The water mist rising from the muzzle collided with the rain in mid-air, blasting out layers of water curtains.

Deoxys switched to speed form and turned into a stream of yellow light. Its eight tentacles plowed the ground, leaving burning marks. Every time it changed direction, pieces of grass flew up.

Suddenly, two dark shadows rose from the horizon.

Mega Gyarados swung its nearly twenty-meter-long body and broke through the water. The spikes on its dorsal fin hung with heavy rain like a steel knife unsheathed. Mega Swampert followed in the mud, and the rock spikes on its arm armor rubbed against the ground, producing blue and white sparks.

The two water giants opened their huge mouths at the same time, and the waterfall climbing skill turned into two water tornadoes, which gathered in front of Deoxys to form a water prison with a diameter of ten meters.

The diamond-shaped pupils suddenly shrank into dangerous vertical lines.

Deoxys' body suddenly expanded as it moved at high speed. Its metallic skin instantly thickened three times, and its streamlined outline was covered with a thick shell.

When the defensive energy field was deployed, the impact of the waterfall hitting its back only caused a spark.

"Boom!"

The muffled sound was like an ancient war drum, causing the direction of the rainstorm to change suddenly.

Blastoise's water cannon hit the target at this moment, but there was not even a dent left on Deoxys's carapace, but instead spider-web-like cracks were created on the ground.

The cigarette Lin Guochang was holding suddenly broke. He looked at the huge yellow shadow standing still in the rain, but his eyes under the tactical eyepiece became more and more excited.

"Are you finally willing to use your defensive form?"

He wiped the rain off his face: "Dragon, Slowpoke, Thorn Dragon, Tidal Swirl!"

The three Pokémon instantly formed a triangular battle formation. Three whirlpools with a biting chill gathered under Deoxys' feet into a giant whirlpool with a diameter of 50 meters. Mud and rain were swept into the air, forming an inverted water curtain dome.

Deoxys in defensive form struggled in the whirlpool. Although its thick shell could resist physical impact, it was unable to break out from the depths of the whirlpool.

It was forced to change its form, and the heavy defensive shell was replaced by a streamlined body that was more conducive to speed. A gray-blue figure had broken through the air with the centrifugal force of the whirlpool.

The serrated dorsal fin of the megatooth shark cut through the rain curtain, and the ice spikes in its bloody mouth were still hanging with swirling water droplets.

"Crack!"

The sound of metal biting mixed with the crisp sound of ice breaking.

As soon as Deoxys transformed into its speed form, it was bitten tightly by the Megalodon's tooth blades.

Extremely cold frost condensed on the specially trained tooth enamel and spread along the wound at a speed visible to the naked eye.

After succeeding in its attack, the megalodon did not want to be greedy and immediately turned around and fled.

"It's now!"

The moment Lin Guochang swung his baton, more than a dozen water cannons rose up on the grassland.

Deoxys trembled violently in the whirlpool, and its streamlined body in speed form was cut by the water cannon, causing sparks to fly.

Amid the stinging disorder of the energy field, its diamond-shaped pupils suddenly emitted a blood-red glow.

Instead of passively taking a beating, it is better to fight with all your might!

The strong light from the form switching tore through the rain curtain, and the tentacles of the attacking form spread out like sharp blades. The spiritual power condensed in the palm was no longer dark blue or orange-gold, but pure black.

When the energy ball exploded, the air whistled like shattering glass, and the swirling water prison was shattered into pieces.

"boom--!"

The aftermath of the explosion rolled dark clouds straight up into the stratosphere, and the heavy rain stopped in an instant.

The sun shone through the holes in the clouds and onto Deoxys. The wound on its back was healing at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Lin Guochang frowned. He didn't expect that even in this situation, Deoxys still hadn't lost its combat capability.

Watch as Deoxys uses self-regeneration to recover from his injuries.

Is this guy stronger than the previous Holy Pillar King Regichikas?

Lin Guochang looked at the Mega Blastoises that were gasping for breath.

The sky went from light to dark, dark to light. A conservative estimate is that the fight had lasted for more than ten hours.

Blastoise and the others are running out of physical strength, and their mental energy has been exhausted, and they can hardly maintain their mega evolution.

"Retreat first..."

He muttered to himself, stroking the keystone with his fingertips.

Looking back, the group of reporters outside the cordon spread like a black tide.

The guy with the long lens closest to him even set up a tripod, and the flash light jumped into a glaring spot of light on Deoxys's healed wound.

A drone flew past his hair, and an excited roar came from the microphone: "Dear audience! Four Heavenly Kings Lin Guochang is about to have the final battle with the alien Pokémon--"

"Fuck the decisive battle."

Lin Guochang waved the camera away while cursing, and suddenly noticed that Deoxys' tentacles suddenly straightened.

The alien creature looked up at the sky, and for the first time, there was a fluctuation in its diamond-shaped pupils—not the will to fight, but surprise.

When the dragon's roar fell from the ionosphere, the grass on the grassland was blown away by the sound waves.

The golden dragon shadow of Rayquaza tore through the clouds, its green scales shone with a cold metallic luster in the morning light, and a lingering light flickered on the edge of each scale.

It didn't even glance at the human on the ground. Its dragon eyes were fixed on Deoxys, and the roar that rolled out of its throat carried a huge pressure:

"Roar--!"

(You're called the Space Virus?! You're so arrogant! You got me scolded by Arceus! Die!)

The finishing touch was brighter than the sun, and Rayquaza's dragon head turned into a meteor cone. The air in front of it burned into plasma, and its tail dragged out a golden comet tail that was a kilometer long.

As soon as Deoxys switched to defensive form, it was knocked straight to the ground by this overwhelming force, and its tentacles drew desperate arcs in the air.

"boom!!!"

……

Lin Yi opened his eyes in front of the bathroom mirror, and the knife in his palm was still stained with blood.

He touched his healed neck, feeling the subtle energy flow under his skin, and cursed with a twitching mouth:

"If you report someone, you'll die... It's really terrible."

"Dong dong."

There was a sudden and urgent knock on the door, as if it was going to break it down, followed by Ruan Yaoyao's slightly anxious voice: "Lin Yi, you're not well yet?"

"immediately."

Lin Yi responded casually, but his hands did not pause at all.

He quickly threw the blood-stained knife into the system space. A blue light flashed and the knife disappeared without a trace.

However, the blood-stained shirt was still in his hand. He frowned slightly and threw it away. The shirt and the knife were sucked into the blue light.

Lin Yi looked down at his jeans, which were stained with a large blood stain. He couldn't help but sigh and muttered to himself, "This is really troublesome..."

He muttered as he hurriedly took off his pants. At the same time, he picked up his phone with his other hand and quickly typed in the search engine: "How can I commit suicide with less bleeding?"

Just as he was concentrating on staring at the screen of his mobile phone, Ruan Yaoyao outside the door seemed to have become impatient and shouted, "No, I can't hold it anymore!"

Before he could finish his words, there was a loud bang and the door was suddenly pushed open.

In the face of this powerful force, the door lock was like paper and had no power to resist.

Lin Yi was startled by this sudden scene. He looked at Ruan Yaoyao in astonishment and was a little at a loss for a moment.

But Ruan Yaoyao walked into the room as if she didn't see him at all, and then closed the door with a bang.

Then, Ruan Yaoyao walked straight to the toilet, lifted her skirt without hesitation, quickly took off her underwear, and sat down.

Lin Yi's gaze fell on Ruan Yaoyao, his eyes widened and his face was full of disbelief.

Ruan Yaoyao seemed to realize that her behavior was inappropriate. Her cheeks turned slightly red, and she scratched her cheeks embarrassedly and explained: "Well... I really can't hold it in anymore, so..."

She looked at Lin Yi's movements curiously and couldn't help asking, "Are you changing clothes? There's no need to go to the bathroom to change. There's no one else here."

However, as she was talking, she suddenly noticed something strange on Lin Yi's pants. "Huh?" she exclaimed in surprise, "Why is there blood on your pants?"

"..."

After hearing Ruan Yaoyao's words, Lin Yi was silent for a moment, then replied hesitantly:

"Uh... am I here, uncle?"

"???"

"what?"

Ruan Yaoyao was obviously confused by this answer. She widened her eyes and didn't know how to respond for a moment.

At this moment, her eyes accidentally swept across Lin Yi's mobile phone screen, which showed an article titled "One Hundred Ways to Commit Suicide."

"!!!"

Ruan Yaoyao's eyes widened even more, she was completely stunned by the scene before her.

Lin Yi noticed Ruan Yaoyao's reaction, was silent for a while, and finally spoke:

"I think I can explain..."