Pokémon: What should I do? My father-in-law always wants to tear me apart

"Yaoyao, are you sure this is mega stone?"

Lin Yi took a deep breath, tried hard to organize his words, then looked at Ruan Yaoyao seriously and asked.

"Yes, Uncle Lin repeatedly told me that it was the mega stone, and I took a look at it at the time, and it was indeed correct."

Ruan Yaoyao frowned slightly as she spoke, confusion written all over her face.

She leaned over and got closer to the box to take a closer look.

"Snapped!"

Just when Mi Yu wanted to lean over to see what was going on, Ruan Yaoyao reacted extremely quickly. She grabbed the box with quick eyes and hands. Her movements were so fast that people had no time to react.

At this moment, her cheeks instantly turned red, like a ripe tomato. She was so ashamed that she wished she could find a crack in the ground to crawl into. In a panic, she subconsciously crumpled the box into a ball.

"What is it?"

Mi Yu's curiosity grew stronger and stronger, and he couldn't help but ask.

"Yes Yes……"

Ruan Yaoyao's voice was as soft as a mosquito's hum, and her head was lowered almost to her chest.

"Little umbrella."

Lin Yi spoke up for Ruan Yaoyao.

"what?"

Mi Yu widened his eyes and looked at Ruan Yaoyao in disbelief, his eyes full of surprise and confusion.

"I, I took the wrong box! It's this one!"

Ruan Yaoyao panicked and fumbled around on her body with her hands. After a long while, she took out a box of similar color and handed it over, her hands still trembling slightly.

"No, the question is why do you bring a small umbrella? And put it in such a delicate box?"

Lin Yi looked helpless and asked in a helpless manner.

"..."

Ruan Yaoyao's face became increasingly hot, so red that it was almost bleeding. She twisted her fingers, her voice as soft as a mosquito's.

"I haven't seen you for a long time, I want to give you a surprise..."

“It’s a real surprise.”

Lin Yi nodded seriously, but the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise slightly with a hint of teasing.

He casually stuffed the box into his pocket, took out two sachets from his arms, smelled them, and tied them around his waist. Then he naturally reached out his hands and gently hugged Ruan Yaoyao and Mi Yu's slender waists with a mysterious smile on his face.

"Come, I'll give you two a surprise, too."

……

It was late at night, and the moonlight was like water, quietly pouring into the rooms of the villa through the windows, covering everything in the house with a layer of silver gauze.

Lin Yi quietly sat up from the bed, rubbing his aching waist, and glanced gently at Ruan Yaoyao and Mi Yu who were sleeping soundly on the bed beside him.

Under the moonlight, their faces were peaceful and beautiful, and their even breathing echoed softly in the quiet room.

"Something's wrong, nine out of ten is wrong!"

He never imagined that the first time he got along with two people at the same time would end up in such a lose-lose situation.

In the past, whether facing Ruan Yaoyao or Mi Yu, he could handle it easily, but this time, the two of them "attacked" together and almost drained all his energy.

Lin Yi doesn't think that this is due to his lack of ability. After all, he is usually quite confident in his physical condition.

Full of confusion, Lin Yi picked up his mobile phone, tapped the screen quickly, and sent a message to Ye Jinglei.

Not long after, Ye Jinglei replied, and Lin Yi asked again when he saw this.

"What do you mean? What do you mean this thing will harm your body if you use it too much?"

Ye Jinglei's message popped up: "It's not that this is without side effects, it's just that I only have one day off a month, and only on that day will I indulge myself with my girlfriend. Wearing the sachet is also afterwards, to nourish the kidneys."

"Why didn't you tell me earlier?"

Soon, Ye Jinglei replied: "Who knew your frequency was so terrifyingly high? It's amazing that you didn't get squeezed into a mummy."

Seeing this, Lin Yi curled his lips helplessly. Although he felt unwilling in his heart, he had to admit that Ye Jinglei was right.

"Ok."

Lin Yi simply replied with two words and then turned off his phone.

He looked at the sachet in his hand with lingering fear, recalling the madness of tonight. Then he realized that although the sachet could make people energetic during the process, it was actually overdrawing their physical strength in advance.

While doing it, he didn't feel tired at all, as if he had endless energy. But once the sage time came, the fatigue came over him like a tide, and he almost didn't have the strength to even move a finger.

Lin Yi sighed softly, carefully lay back on the bed, stretched out his arms, and gently embraced the two girls in his arms.

Feeling their warm body temperature, Lin Yi's mouth corners unconsciously lifted up, revealing a satisfied smile.

He slowly closed his eyes, and under the caress of the moonlight, he gradually fell asleep with a hint of tiredness and sweetness.

……

"…Am I dead again?"

Gradually regaining consciousness, Lin Yi slowly opened his eyes, only to be dazzled by a hazy white light that made it difficult for him to open his eyes.

When his vision returned to normal, he was surprised to find himself in a magnificent and sacred temple.

All around, huge stone pillars rise from the ground, with mysterious runes carved on the pillars, exuding an ancient and distant atmosphere.

A soft and holy light poured down from the dome, illuminating the entire hall, and the air seemed to be filled with subtle fluctuations of mysterious power.

Lin Yi's eyes slowly swept across this strange yet solemn environment, and finally stopped on the tall and majestic figure in front of the temple - Arceus, the God of Creation, the ruler of the Pokémon world.

Suddenly, a terrible thought flashed through his mind. Lin Yi's eyes widened, his face filled with horror and disbelief.

"What the hell? I can't be squeezed to death by Yaoyao and Miyu? It's really like a cow dying of exhaustion!"

[What and what? ]

Arceus' voice rang directly in Lin Yi's mind, with a hint of helplessness and disgust, and the tone seemed to say that Lin Yi's idea was simply absurd.

It exudes a soft yet majestic light, with a hint of dissatisfaction in its eyes.

[You are not dead. With me here, it is even more impossible for you to die in this way.]

As the God of Creation, if his messenger died in such a ridiculous way as excessive indulgence, it would undoubtedly be a disgrace to himself, and he would naturally never allow such a thing to happen.

After hearing what Arceus said, Lin Yi's heart finally settled down. The fear on his face gradually faded away, replaced by the relief of surviving the disaster.

"That's fine, that's fine."

He was not a coward, but if he really died in such a ridiculous way, it would be too shameful.

And he didn’t delete his browser history!

But just as this thought flashed through his mind, another idea inexplicably popped up in his mind.

Hiss, it seems like dying in that way wouldn’t be bad?

[I know what you are thinking!]

Arceus' voice exploded in Lin Yi's mind like a loud bell, interrupting his wandering thoughts.

Lin Yi raised his head suddenly, and saw Arceus's expression which was so serious that it seemed as if water could drip out of it. The majesty revealed in his golden eyes made people dare not look directly at him.

[This time I'm here to complain, when will I find my slate?]

Arceus' tone was filled with dissatisfaction and anxiety. As the God of Creation, he was in charge of the order of the Pokémon world, but the stone tablets that symbolized the source of his power were scattered all over the place. How could he not be anxious?

"I'm looking for it. I'm looking for it. You didn't tell me the exact location. I can only wait for Yu Xi to find it."

Lin Yi quickly explained, with a helpless smile on his face.

Uxie is the Pokémon in charge of knowledge. Only it can find clues about the stone tablet from the vast amount of information, but this is easier said than done.

[……All right.]

Arceus sighed and closed his eyes tiredly.

Arceus sees the shitty things happening in the Pokémon world...

At this moment, somewhere in another space...

Dialga and Palkia are still fighting...

Further away...

Reshiram and Zekrom are still fighting...

So far away now...

Xerneas and Italtar are still at loggerheads...

More distant islands...

A bunch of messy ultimate beasts messing around...

Oh, this has been solved by Lin Yi, which makes Arceus feel a little relieved.

In a land far away...

The two sisters, Cang Xiang and Zang Marant, fought against Wuji Taina...

Asia is peaceful...

If the three stupid birds don't commit suicide...

It possesses supreme power, but due to various constraints, it is not convenient for it to easily intervene in these disputes.

Therefore, it placed its hopes on Lin Yi, chose him as its messenger, and resurrected him several times when Lin Yi died unexpectedly.

But look at what Lin Yi is doing? !

Not doing business properly!

Adultery and pleasure!

I bother!

Although reproduction is the instinct of living things, isn't it too much to do it every day? !

Is this more important than finding the all-important stone tablet?!

"Okay, okay, I will speed up the process next. After collecting the badges, I will have to wait for a while before the Chinese League Tournament starts. I will go then."

Seeing that Arceus the alpaca was showing signs of getting angry, Lin Yi's heart tightened and he quickly made a solemn promise.

[All right. ]

Arceus nodded slowly, the dissatisfaction in his eyes fading a little.

Then, it gently turned its head, and a mysterious force enveloped Lin Yi's consciousness, forcibly kicking his consciousness out of its own temple.

[Go!]

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