Rebirth: My Mother is a Virgin Mary

Mu Zijin is drunk.

I think he is pretending.

But my uncle, an old drunkard, said that pretending to be drunk is different from being really drunk.

"But he can drink a lot." Last time he pretended to be drunk and leaned on my shoulder on purpose.

"Lin Lin, the alcohol tolerance varies from person to person! He usually has a good alcohol tolerance because he has his job and he has to stay sober at all times. He drinks differently from me. Now! He is not the only one who wants to call me uncle~"

"Don't pay attention to your uncle, he's drunk too. If Xiaoqizi was here, he'd be even drunker than this." My aunt also took a sip of the wine. "Don't you know what kind of person your uncle is? Anyone who drinks homemade rice wine will get drunk, and what nonsense is he talking about?"

"Don't worry about your uncle. He will fall asleep on the sofa soon. Help Zijin to go to the room on the first floor and sleep for a while. He will be fine when he wakes up."

"Me?" I pointed at myself and asked a soul-searching question.

My aunt looked around and asked, "If not you, then who else? Who of us can he listen to?"

"What if he wants to take advantage of the opportunity to flirt with me? After all, he has bad intentions towards me!"

"Hmm..." My aunt looked around again and handed me her morning exercise tool, the "Pegasus Meteor Hammer", solemnly, "Beat him up!"

My aunt is so violent, I like it so much!

But Mu Zijin is determined and there is no need for me to take any action.

When he walked unsteadily like a little penguin, I really believed he was drunk.

Next, please enjoy the famous young entrepreneurs drunkenness awards:

The person who usually has a graceful figure suddenly turned into a chatterbox.

"Hello, please move aside, you are blocking my way."

In front of him was Lin Shuang's treadmill clothes rack.

"Huh? Why is my watch spinning in circles? Is it quantum mechanics?"

Lin Shuang knew why the watch was spinning.

"Dude, it looks like you have more hair than I do."

What he touched was the green ivy that his aunt had been growing for two years.

"I'm going to show you how to walk in a straight line!"

As a result, the mountain road became crooked with eighteen twists and turns, and he even applauded himself.

"Wow, you're so round, you're the best...potato in the universe!"

He was holding the skull model that his uncle brought home.

"Your figure isn't as good as my Ah Lin's~ It's a pity that she doesn't let me hug her, but I can still see that she has a great figure, hehe..."

What he was hugging was the standing fan that his aunt had just bought.

Hmm? What did he say? Take my kick!

Of course, I am honored to have recorded these wonderful moments of Mu Zijin~

So much so that after returning to Dongyuan, Mu Zijin came to me every few days to ask me to delete the video.

It is impossible to delete it.

This is a very precious and unique video of Huayuan Group. It contains a lot of dark history of Mu Zijin. How can it be deleted? Hahahaha~

With the evidence in hand, the world is mine!

"Ah Lin... I beg you, please delete the video, okay? I'll buy you snail noodles, lots of snail noodles, and I'll buy you a snail noodle factory, okay?"

Another day of asking me to delete the video.

"NO!" I shook my head.

"How about we go out for fun during the National Day holiday? Thailand, Singapore, Indonesia, it's up to you~"

"NO!" He continued to shake his head.

"I'll buy you another car. This new Maserati model is perfect for you. I'll bring it to you this afternoon, okay?"

"NO!" He shook his head firmly.

"As long as you delete the video, I'll do anything you ask me to do, please~"

"Is anything really possible?" Chrysanthemum tilted her head, her wise eyes full of doubts.

"Yes!" Mu Zijin was very determined. As long as the video could be deleted, he would be willing to breakdance in public. No, no, no... That would give him another handle...

"Then just don't like me anymore." I stated my request lightly.

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!" Mu Zijin lay straight on the sofa opposite me, "I will never dislike you even if the universe is destroyed! Don't even think about it! Humph! Vicious woman!"

"I'm so vicious, and you still like me?"

"What's wrong? I just like vicious women, so what?" Mu Zijin showed a fearless expression, "If you don't want to delete it, then don't delete it! Just post it on the platform and let everyone laugh at me! I am upright, I... at worst I don't want to be a CEO anymore!"

"Well...it's already been sent."

Mu Zijin jumped up, not caring about the wrinkled suit, "Ah Lin...how could it be...I trusted you so much..."

If someone didn't know, just by hearing what he said, they would think that I had done something outrageous to him.

"You said I was vicious, so I will show you how vicious I am~ Hey, Mr. Mu, what you need to do now is to do some emergency public relations~"

Mu Zijin was so nervous that she frowned but it disappeared in an instant. "It doesn't matter, as long as Ah Lin is happy."

"Hmm? You're really not worried?"

"Don't worry, it might even have other positive effects."

"Wow..." I couldn't help but applaud, "Mr. Mu is so generous!"

Although Mu Zijin looked calm, his tightly pursed lips and clenched hands revealed his inner thoughts.

"Okay, okay, I won't scare you anymore. I did send it, but I didn't send it to the public platform. I sent it to Xiaowan and Zhuizhui."

"Huh..." Mu Zijin breathed a sigh of relief, "I knew that A-Lin was the most considerate."

"But I can't control who they send it to~"

Mu Zijin suddenly realized that there was something fishy going on here.

"Xin! Chase! Chase!"

In the next few days, Mu Zijin suffered continuous critical blows in his life.

Xiao Wan rolled on the sofa with laughter in front of him: "Brother, can you help me see why my watch is spinning~"

"Son, this is the new air-conditioning fan I bought. Come and see if it is in good shape?" Aunt Xin also spared no effort to tease.

Even Uncle Mu said to Mu Zijin in a loud voice, "Let's compare and see who has more hair." No one knew who had more hair, but everyone knew whose complexion was more interesting.

This state even spread to all relatives and friends.

Wen Lingyu, who hadn't joked for eight hundred years, sent him a skull: "I heard that you like eating potatoes recently."

The "evil" Sunshine driver Xiaoguang would say "Hello, Master!" every day when picking up Mu Zijin.

Uncle Fan, who was expanding the cat and dog villa, would say when he saw him: "Master, I paved a path. It's very straight. You can walk straight with your eyes closed."

Even his aunt, who was attending a fashion week abroad, would come to show her concern for him: "Jinjin, can I buy you a digital watch?"

Mu Zijin: Don’t cue, the living person is almost dead.

From then on, Mu Zijin stopped drinking, just a little bit. Every time he drank, he would ask himself two questions:

“It’s not homemade, is it?”

"Isn't it rice wine?"