Rebirth: My Mother is a Virgin Mary

I've read some erotic novels recently, and my mouth is faster than my brain: "Which shui?"

"Lin hopes...which shui?" Mu Zijin raised the corner of his mouth in a sly arc.

I slapped my mouth and said, "I just farted."

I looked over and over at the cleaned, shiny lunch box, feeling a little sorry for it: "Have you really finished eating?"

"Yeah, it's delicious."

Of course I know it tastes good, but only if there is no lethal amount of pepper and mustard...

"Ah Lin took great pains to add ingredients for me, so I certainly can't let him down."

"When I took my first bite of sushi, I choked and began to question my life. I seemed to see my deceased grandfather, and I cried even more than I did at his funeral."

"The soup also made me so numb that I wouldn't feel any pain if someone stabbed me. Luckily, there was no one around except you, so I did a little breakdance on the spot."

I held down the corners of my mouth that were trying desperately to rise, and replayed my miserable childhood memories in my mind before I could barely hold back my laughter.

It’s so graphic hahahahahaha…

How did he manage to say these things with a straight face?

"Well, can you breakdance again?" I looked expectant, wanting to see.

"Ah Lin..." Mu Zijin raised his head and looked at me helplessly, "I have the burden of being a president, and I have to save face."

“There’s no one else here~”

"There is only one person who can watch me dance, and that's my wife." Mu Zijin said seriously.

"Oh, then I won't watch it." I suddenly lost interest. "Sorry, I didn't mean to tease you. I won't add any more ingredients to the food next time." I apologized with some self-blame.

"No." Mu Zijin smiled again, "I would feel that my position in A-Lin's heart is different. Why did he give me the credit instead of others? Doesn't it prove that I am the special one?"

Wow, the first person to do self-PUA...

"You... drink more water. After all, your stomach has been so irritated. I'm leaving first..." Without waiting for Mu Zijin to say anything else, I picked up the lunch box and ran away like a flash.

As soon as I walked out the door, I saw the secretary coming in with documents. I grabbed his shoulders and shook him: "Where are my mushrooms? Where are my mushrooms?!"

"Ms. Lin Lin, you're shaking me so hard that I'm going to vomit... Let me go, and I'll bring the mushrooms to you."

When I held Kiss Mushroom again, I was so sad that I couldn't even cry.

The snow-white fur is a little greasy. I don’t know how many people have “ruined” it. There are also two obvious lipstick marks on its forehead... I know that my mushroom is extremely cute, but it’s not like this.

"Mushroom baby, mom will take you home to take a bath. I will never bring you here again, no matter how much you are paid!"

When I got out of the car with the mushrooms in my arms, I saw Song Chenyang wandering around the door of my apartment building.

"When did you come back?"

"Just arrived this morning..." Song Chenyang opened his mouth with a smile, and then pointed at the little marshmallow in my arms and kept exclaiming "ah ah".

"What? This is my puppy!" I looked at him with disdain, "Are you afraid of such a small dog?"

"No way? I'm afraid of such a small dog. Am I still a man..." He hesitated for a long time, "Did Mu Zijin send it to you?"

"Yes, yes, everything was sent by him..." I rolled my eyes at him and said unhappily, "This was clearly sent to me by my brother after much trouble. How could you tell that it was sent by Mu Zijin?"

"Hehe~ I was just talking nonsense~" He shook my arm like he was acting like a spoiled child, "I was just thinking, since you already have a dog, what should you do with it..."

Since I met him, he had one hand behind his back. When he stretched it out, my mouth opened into an "O" shape.

"My friend runs a cattery. This is a long-haired golden tabby cat. He's three months old. I booked him when his mother was pregnant. He's been vaccinated and has all the necessary documents. I should have taken him home a long time ago. I wonder if you're willing to accept such a big boy..."

"It shouldn't be a big deal to raise a cat and a dog together. I wonder if this white marshmallow would mind having more furry dogs competing for his affection..."

Song Chenyang tried to touch Xianggu's head, and Xianggu did not refuse.

Could it be that I have been numb from being touched? I wailed in my heart, but my eyes were fixed on the kitten.

So cute so cute so cute!!!

If shiitake mushrooms are marshmallows, then this little cat is a fluffy pork floss bread!

But no matter how much I like her, I have to stay rational. I can't let Xianggu think that I'm a philandering mother who falls in love with every girl she meets!

But it's really cute~

If you count carefully, the kitten is bigger than the mushroom.

"Baby Mushroom..." I rubbed Mushroom's forehead carefully, "Do you mind having an extra brother~"

My Shiitake is a very human-like puppy. I always believe that it can understand what I say, otherwise why would it stretch out its little paws to touch the kitten so affectionately!

What’s even more bizarre is that the kitten did not refuse Shiitake Mushroom’s touch. It had been lying obediently on Song Chenyang’s arm before, but now it actually wanted to jump into my arms.

I tried hard not to pick up the kitten, and I was screaming madly in my heart: It can’t be too obvious, it can’t be too obvious, it can’t be too obvious!

"Shiitake mushrooms have only been with me for a few days. It would be too much for me to get a cat so soon..."

"But it seems that these two can love each other..." Song Chenyang reminded me.

Of course I can see it! These two are almost hugging each other! But I have to stay calm!

At this moment, I was cheering for Xianggu crazily in my heart: My daughter understands me so well!

"Well..." I pretended to be embarrassed, "Let the kitten stay in our house for a few days and try it out. If you get along well with it, it can stay. If not... I will only keep the mushrooms and return the kitten to you!"

Song Chenyang didn't expose my poor acting skills, and couldn't stop smiling. "Well... But I think you don't have the chance to give it back to me."

"Thank you, Song Chenyang..."

"Why are you being so polite to me? This is a gift I have planned for a long time. The fact that you like it is the greatest affirmation to me."

"Hehe, I like it, I like it very much..." I think my smile must be very worthless now. I'm living a life with a son and a daughter so soon. Who can be as happy as me?

"Can I make a small request?"

"You said..." I held the mushroom in my left hand and rubbed the kitten's head with my right hand, enjoying the peak of my life at this moment. I had already thought of a name for the kitten in my mind.

"Can I be their father?"

"No!" I was still very sober at the critical moment, and I knew exactly what Song Chenyang was planning. "Although it is true that you brought Chrysanthemum back, since it was given to me, I am its owner, I am its real mother! Shiitake and Chrysanthemum can only be from a single-parent family, they only need their mother's love, they don't need their father's!"

"You...if you don't want to give it to me, I'll give you the money you got from selling it. I don't mind giving you more. I'll give you whatever you want for the travel expenses, gas expenses, and labor expenses...it's already mine, you can't take it away..."

The more I spoke, the softer my voice became. I don't own the Chinese spinach yet, and Song Chenyang can change his mind at any time.

"Silly girl...what are you thinking? What's given to you is given to you, and you are its real mother." Song Chenyang touched my head lovingly, "I'm just a porter, don't consider my feelings."

I boldly suggested: "Then...would you like to be their uncle?"

"Well, it's better than having no name or status at all."