Rebirth: My Mother is a Virgin Mary

"So distant?" Qi Mai on the other end of the phone couldn't help but chuckle.

I didn't answer him. I said in a low voice but made sure the girls could hear, "Really? Did you find the poster? He has admitted that it was a rumor, right? Okay, then I'll trouble you with the next thing."

He glanced coldly at those girls with bad intentions. People are born with a gossipy nature. It's okay to watch the fun, but don't look too closely, as it's easy to get into trouble.

"Is there anyone around?" Qi Mai asked.

"Well, five or six." The leading girl blushed with guilt, dragged a few people and left. Looking at their hastily running backs, I curled my lips and smiled, "Although I don't have much hope, I still hope they can help me spread the word."

"Are you sure they won't exaggerate?"

"I already said I don't have any hope. I just wanted to scare them. You want to laugh at me? You wish!"

"That's what I was saying. Why did you suddenly call me 'Officer Qi'?"

"Huh? I don't call you that all the time?"

"Really? Maybe I subconsciously think you always call me by my name?"

"So Officer Qi, what are you calling me about?"

"I'm going to have dinner with you."

"Business or private matter?"

"After get off work, it's a private matter, of course."

"Tsk, considering my current situation, Officer Qi still wants to invite me to dinner, it's really~"

"So what's the matter? I don't know who you are."

"Oh, don't act like you know me so well. Sorry, I don't have time."

"What are you going to do?"

"Beating someone." Qi Mai asked casually, not expecting me to answer, and certainly not expecting me to answer like this.

"…You called the police and told them you were going to beat someone up?"

"You're not going to say anything, just listen to some fun during your off-get off work hours."

"Really...fight?"

"Why are you panicking? I'm not going to hit you."

"Of course I'm not panicking! Hitting me is considered assaulting a police officer!" Qi Mai was very confident. "Of course, you can hit me if you want, but you have to change your identity..."

"What?" When he said the last sentence, the dormitory door was blown by the wind and closed with a "bang". I didn't hear it clearly.

"Nothing..." Qi Mai coughed tactically, "Well, be careful when hitting someone..."

I chuckled, "Who are you using to say this to me? Qi Mai or Officer Qi?"

He cleared his throat and said, "Of course it's Qi Mai. Ahem... I still suggest that you convince people with reason if you can."

"Bullshit, there's nothing to say to that nephew whose brain and asshole are inverted. If you don't beat him up, he won't know what respecting elders is!"

It was Qi Mai's turn to be confused, "You...nephew?"

"Yes, there is a jerk who is a few months older than me but is still a freshman in college. He goes to the same school as me. Although I don't want to admit it, he does call me "gu". In that disgusting comment section, he jumps around more than anyone else. What do you think, as an elder, should I educate such a young man?"

"Go!" Qi Mai's voice suddenly rose. "This kind of education is natural! I'll take care of you if anything goes wrong!"

"Not necessarily. I know my limits. And he wouldn't dare to do anything. Those married men are all cowards at heart, bullying the weak and fearing the strong. Oh, except my brother." I opened the dormitory door. Comrade Shu Yu was ready for battle, and Comrade Mo Lin was also downstairs, ready to go.

"Then Officer Qi, I'll treat you to a meal after the incident is resolved. Wish me good luck, bye."

Comrade Zhang Xiaoya and Comrade Shen Jingya said they would follow us no matter what. I put my finger on Xiaoya's lips and said, "If too many people go, it will be called a 'gang fight'. Be good and wait for our triumphant return~"

Xiao Ya's eyes were filled with tears: "Well! I will wait for you to come back~"