Rebirth: My Mother is a Virgin Mary

I forced Shu Yu to eat dinner with me. Huo Feifei asked for leave to go home to attend his cousin's wedding. If she didn't eat with me, who would she eat with? Could it be that I really had to choose one out of three?

Can't choose one.

During the meal break, Chen Ruyue called.

Although it was an unfamiliar number, my intuition told me that it was her who opened the call.

Ms. Lin didn't let me answer the call because it was for my own good, but I was a little curious and wanted to understand Chen Ruyue's amazing train of thought.

The "battle plan" is similar to the one used against Cheng Xinlin, pretending to be dumb.

"Hello? Is this Cheng Lin? I'm Chen Ruyue." The voice sounded weak.

"I know you are listening. I'm calling for nothing else..." Hey, Cheng Xinlin and I are really a family and we don't sleep in the same bed.

"I won't ask you for money, because I know you won't give it to me even if I ask." I know this but still say this. If you are capable of giving it to me, does that mean you appear to be considerate?

"But after all, I am still your stepmother in legal terms." Forget it, get out of here. Do you know that you are such a jerk to Cheng Xingmin? Oh, he should know it now.

"My marriage with your father has come to this point..." Are you going to blame me for this?

"It's inseparable from you." Fuck you!

"As a daughter, you can't even fulfill the most basic filial piety. You don't even have the most basic concern for your father." Do you want to look at what you are saying? Where do you get the face? Oh, I forgot, you have no face. You are filial, so filial that you married your former stepfather. You are really filial to your mother.

What else she said afterwards was just the same disgusting words over and over again, about how she envied me for being me and surpassing me, how she was growing more and more hateful towards me and how she wished I would disappear and so on.

It was an unforgettable humiliation for her, but it was a mild irritation for me.

Don't try to understand what a psychopath is thinking, just treat it as a joke.

She then went on to say a lot of things which I didn't hear nor was in the mood to listen to. It was very noisy, but it didn't affect Shu Yu's and my appetite. Shu Yu kept her eyes wide open the whole time, communicating with me in sign language that only the two of us could understand without any language barrier: "My eyes have really been opened!"

I still said nothing, but Chen Ruyue showed no signs of stopping. Her hoarse voice was still getting excited. It seemed that Cheng Xinyuan went easy on her when he beat her. Otherwise, how would she have the energy to make a fool of herself in front of me?

Seeing that there was still no sign of stopping and she was still enjoying performing her one-man show, I decided to fight poison with poison.

Using another mobile phone to play the classic drama clips of "Xiang Lian Scolds Shi Mei" and "Wang Po Scolds the Chicken" that had been prepared in advance, Chen Ruyue said over there, "I'll play it here, let's see who is more annoying."

Fortunately, Shu Yu and I had our meal in a small private room, otherwise I couldn’t imagine how many people would have come to watch the fun.

I don’t know if it was because of the stimulation, but Chen Ruyue hung up the phone after screaming.

Comrade Shu Yu, a famous summarizing expert, said: "Tsk, actually, when you listen to it this way, opera is quite interesting!"

"plus one."

Perhaps it was because of the opening of Shu Yu's Ren and Du meridians that Shu Yu's opera bloodline was awakened ahead of time, and he played "The Case of the Chopping of the Beauty" in his dormitory for three consecutive days.

Huo Feifei came to me and cried, "What happened? What happened when I was home a few days ago? Where is my sweet, gentle, soft and sweet wife?"

How much love and what a big filter this must be, kid, where does your wife get her gentleness and softness from?

Does that mean she kicked Fang Jinyu away?

That’s right, one day during the days when I was “hanging out” with Shu Yu, we met Fang Jinyu on the way home from school.

Also traveling with him were his roommates, and, well, they had all been beaten up.

Fang Jin was obviously looking for trouble: "Didn't expect that? Xiao Wen and I are still fine. Thanks to you two nosy bitches, Xiao Wen and I are now in a better relationship than before." There was also some sarcasm from his roommate.

We told Xiao Wen that we would no longer care about what happened between her and Fang Jinyu, but we didn't say what would happen if we met Fang Jinyu alone.

Shu Yu was preparing for the black belt exam. He had been practicing very diligently recently and his speed had greatly improved. His movements were done in one go, and before Fang Jinyu's roommate could even react, he had already fallen to the ground.

"A bunch of idiots." I swung the folding knife in one hand and waved the wolf spray in the other.

"Why do you, a little girl, carry so many dangerous things in your bag?" one of the roommates shouted.

"To protect against villains?! Isn't this how it's used?" He shook the anti-wolf spray in his hand more evenly.

"Who gave you the guts to think that four against two can beat the two of us?!" Shu Yu yelled and was about to kick Fang Jinyu again, but this time he dodged quickly.

"Aren't you afraid that I will complain to Xiao Wen? She coaxes me so hard! I will break off my friendship with you guys when the time comes!"

Shu Yu and I felt like we had just heard a huge joke. "Then go ahead and cry to her. It's best to exaggerate your cry. Who cares?"

Xiao Wen naturally knew about this. That night Shu Yu and I told her what had happened. What was her reaction at that time? Oh, she clenched her fists, her face turned pale, and she called Fang Jinyu and scolded him.

"Don't take advantage of my liking for you to provoke my friends!" These were the last words she said to him.

"You...really don't want to persuade them to break up?" After hanging up the phone, Xiao Wen looked at us who were indifferent and asked cautiously.

"What does it have to do with us?" Xiao Ya closed her curtains.

A few days later, Cheng Xingmin called again to ask, "What did you do?!"

He said that Chen Ruyue had not eaten or drunk for several days after she called me, and was officially diagnosed with depression.

Fuck you!

Please don't always attribute all your problems to depression, okay? ! It's very difficult to be a real depressed person!

Besides, even if she really has depression, it's because of you, right? You can blame me for this?

Well, with Chen Ruyue’s way of thinking, she will definitely rely on me.

But who cares? Even if Chen Ruyue loses a hair, she will think it’s because I’m angry, okay?

Who wants to quarrel with this stupid father? Anyway, I don't want to. I have a lot of things to do. He is nothing. Now is not the time to completely deal with him.

Continue to play "Bao Gong Scolds Shimei" and "Xiang Lian Scolds Shimei", and the world will be peaceful.

After learning how I dealt with Cheng Xingmin and Chen Ruyue, Ms. Lin laughed wildly for two minutes and was ready to learn from me.

Ms. Lin said that Cheng Xingmin had no intention of divorcing Chen Ruyue and he forgave Chen Ruyue.

I:? ? ?

Ms. Lin also said that Cheng Xingmin forgave Cheng Xinlin, and only Cheng Antai was truly angry in this farce.

I:? ? ? ?

Wow, Cheng Xingmin is so magnanimous~

I don’t believe it! Listen to what Ms. Lin said next.

"The teacher from your old school, Chen Ruyue's biological father, what was his name? The one who looked like Mr. Bean. He died suddenly of a cerebral hemorrhage. Recently, Chen Ruyue is fighting with Mr. Bean's wife and son for the family property. It seems that Cheng Xingmin wants to get involved."

The county town is not big, and gossip spreads very quickly, so it is normal that everyone knows about it.

"No? Isn't Han Dou a daughter-in-law? What kind of property can he have? Even if there is any, it doesn't belong to Chen Ruyue!"

"She said that she is his biological daughter after all, and she has a share of the inheritance no matter what. Lin Lin, in this case, can Chen Ruyue get a share of Mr. Bean's inheritance?"

I scratched my fingers and said, "It depends on what Mr. Bean's current wife does. I heard from Teacher Luo that her friend is not a good person and has some tricks. I'm afraid Chen Ruyue and Cheng Xingmin's wishful thinking will not work."