Rebirth: My Mother is a Virgin Mary

"What do you mean? Where else can I go if I don't attend classes? The Finance Department has always had the most classes. My academic pressure is greater than yours, right?" Fang Jinyu adjusted his glasses on the bridge of his nose and said dissatisfiedly.

"Oh~ So you mean, the guy I saw hugging a girl and kissing her inseparably at the entrance of the Internet cafe this afternoon... is your twin brother?" I calmly took out my mobile phone and played the video.

I didn't want to expose him on such a good day, but this bastard is always making excuses, which is annoying.

Oh, well, I was planning on calling him out tonight.

What you said about letting him go is bullshit!

On the way back to the rental house, I saw a couple kissing each other and couldn't bear to part. I was still sighing that this young couple was really unbearable. I glanced at them out of the corner of my eye~

Eh? This male protagonist seems familiar!

I was hospitalized for half a month, and most of the topics in the dormitory group were about my injuries. I didn't know how far Xiao Wen and Fang Jinyu's relationship had progressed. So when I saw Fang Jinyu hugging another girl and kissing her, I didn't feel much.

Just calmly take out your phone and take a video~

What I thought was that if he later found out that Xiao Wen had broken up with him, then it was all a misunderstanding, and he could delete the video and part ways amicably and pretend that nothing had happened.

But if we hadn't broken up...

If I don’t beat up your pimpled face, I’d be letting down my rest during this period!

I didn’t pay attention to how pale Fang Jinyu’s face turned after watching the video. I just remember Xiao Wen said to me: “I’ll order you another portion of maoxuewang later.”

Maoxuewang covered head, I think my damn second uncle Deng Dezhu should be able to share this experience with Fang Jinyu.

I sighed and said, "It's not a big deal. I've already eaten most of the Maoxuewang, so it's not a waste."

"I don't know if Xiao Wen has told you the cause and effect of my injury. I'm going to say this today, Fang Jinyu. You're not Lei Gong, and you don't have his courage. Everyone is here, just be a witness. If anything happens between Xiao Wen and me or anyone else present, you will be the first one to be held responsible."

"When I saw Xiao Wen pulling you over here, I had already made up my mind. Even if Xiao Wen resented and hated me in his heart, I would expose your true face!"

Fang Jinyu opened his mouth to argue, but I shushed him, "Don't you dare say you're innocent and put the blame on the girl, saying you were forced... Tsk tsk tsk, even a dog wouldn't believe that!"

"Get out!" Xiao Wen roared at Fang Jinyu with his last bit of strength.

"Wait a minute!" Shu Yu suddenly shouted loudly, took a step forward, lifted his leg, and a gust of wind blew, and Fang Jinyu was already lying on the ground wailing.

"You think it's so easy to leave? No way!"

"I'll make a list in the evening and tell us how much money each of us has spent during this period of time." Xiao Wen said "Puh".

"Hmph! How are you any better than me?" Fang Jinyu stopped pretending and sneered at Xiao Wen.

"At least I am honest!" Xiao Wen poured another cup of hot water on his face, "Get lost!"

Fang Jinyu was in a mess when he left. Xiao Wen felt bad and helped the waiter clean up. This scene was really familiar!

Xiao Ya felt that Xiao Wen had finally escaped from the "sea of ​​suffering" of love, and was very happy. She waved her hand again, "Add more food, more food, more food! Celebrate our little sister's freedom! I'll pay for all the expenses tonight!"

Although everyone had a great time that night, everyone could see that Xiao Wen was forcing himself to smile.

Well, no one would feel comfortable if the person you pursued for so long turned out to be such a scumbag.

That night, Xiao Wen drank more than Xiao Ya.

When I was removing her makeup, she waved her hands fiercely, "Fang Jinyu! I'm going to kill you!"

Xiao Wen is not a pure love warrior in relationships. After seeing Fang Jinyu, she broke up with her then boyfriend immediately. As she said herself, at least she was open and aboveboard.

The next day, Jin Xuan woke me up by force, "Ah Lin! Xiao Yu! Xiao Ya! Wake up! Xiao Wen is missing!"

Shu Yu replied dazedly: "There is no class this morning. She drank so much yesterday. Where else can she go if she doesn't sleep well?!"

"Fuck!" Shu Yu jumped up, "Didn't she say yesterday that she was going to ask that scumbag for money?!"

My cell phone rang. I fished it out from under my pillow and saw the caller ID. “Huo Feifei, are you sick? Can’t you get through to your girlfriend?”

Shu Yu poked his head out from above and said, "Ah Lin, I fell asleep while watching videos yesterday and my phone is out of battery!"

"Oh..." I rubbed my sleepy eyes, "What's wrong, brother-in-law?"

"Come quickly! Zhang Xiaowen and Fang Jinyu are fighting!"

"What?!" Well, I was no longer sleepy. Shu Yu climbed down from the upper bunk and leaned over to listen to me.

"This situation is out of control! I can't hold it anymore! Wife and sisters-in-law! Come quickly!"

Xiao Ya was drunk and couldn't be woken up. The three of us didn't care about that, so we put on our clothes, put on masks and went out.

The Finance Department was not far from our department. Before I even reached the door, I heard people yelling and cursing inside: "You're going to pay me so much for the dumplings that cost 35 cents each, right? Don't even think about getting away with the bottle of mineral water that costs one dollar! And I bought your shoes, your socks, and your boxer briefs! I'm going to take them all off from you now!"

Fang Jinyu lay on the ground, holding on to his pants tightly, "Shrew! You are a shrew!"

"Now you complain about me splashing water? When we were in bed, didn't you complain that I didn't scream loud enough?!"

"Oh my god..." When the three of us rushed in, we saw Xiao Wen with disheveled hair riding Fang Jinyu with messy clothes. This was the lobby of the department building... There were quite a few people coming and going, and many people were watching and taking pictures.

Huo Feifei was at a loss as to what to do and was trying to stop the onlookers: "Stop taking pictures, stop taking pictures!"

"I declare that Zhang Xiaowen is the bravest and most courageous person in 429!" Shu Yu, who ran over, did not forget to make a summary.

"Seconded!"

"plus one!"

Jinxuan and I pulled the furious Xiao Wen away. Shu Yu gathered all his strength and kicked Fang Jinyu far away like he was kicking garbage.

"Hey! Damn scumbag!"

Huo Feifei hurriedly hugged her, "Wife, wife! Calm down!"

"Let me go! I'm going to kick him to death!" Shu Yu was held by Huo Feifei, his feet off the ground, his flexible legs flapping wildly, "Fuck you! You're eating my sister's flowers! I'll have to settle with my sister for eating a few of his dumplings! I'll be sorry for all the years of Taekwondo I've practiced if I don't beat his head into a pulp! You're cheating on me and you're right!"

"If you ask me, this matter is like one hand tango, it takes two to tango." said one of the onlookers.

Jin Xuan snatched the book from the person next to him and slapped him in the face: "One hand clapping doesn't make a sound? Do you think it will make a sound?"

The man was stunned by the beating, and the people around him couldn't stand it, "How could you hit someone?"

"roll!"

"Hey, I'm talking to this classmate..." Another person who couldn't stand it spoke up to stop him.

"You get out too!"

"They are from the same dormitory!" Xiao Wen saw the other person's face clearly, pointed at one of them and yelled, "In order to pursue this bitch, I spent a lot of money on the people in their dormitory!"

"Okay, this is 'pick up the bowl to eat meat, put down the bowl to curse'! There are thousands of scumbags, and your dormitory accounts for half of them!" Jin Xuan "bang bang" hit the three people a few times, "It's better to do it today than to wait for a day, today your aunt will come to teach you a lesson!"

Jinxuan's fighting was without any rules, and the three men didn't know how to dodge.

"Just forget about the money you spent on the people in their dormitory~" I pinched Xiao Wen's arm.

Xiao Wen was stunned, "No!"

"Well! ~~~~It's not too late now!" I smiled evilly.

"Okay! I'll do it now! Fortunately, I have the habit of keeping accounts!" Xiao Wen was not restrained. He sat on the ground and started flipping through the bills.

"That was money she spent voluntarily! How can she ask us for it?" One person broke down.

I took the book that Jinxuan handed to me and said to that person, "You didn't eat it! She fed it to you and forced you to eat it!"

"Shrew! Your dormitory is full of shrews!"

"Scumbag! All of you in the dormitory are scumbags!" I kept moving my hands and chased the man to beat him up, "We call this enforcing justice for the heavens!"