From a freeloader to a world leader
Chapter 44 Crosstalk
"Good afternoon, dear friends!"
Sun Shan and Zhang Yuliang, who was also wearing a scholar's blue shirt, stood on the stage and greeted everyone enthusiastically.
This immediately caused the guests in the audience and in the boxes on the second floor to laugh and whisper.
"Why are there two scholars? Since when did scholars become so worthless?"
"With two people performing, should we add more programs? Mr. Sun's program looks good, but it's a little too short."
"That scholar, I think he's the young master of the restaurant? Why is he here to perform? Logically, his family shouldn't be short of money, right?"
"Don't mind your own business. Just enjoy the festival. Why bother with so much trouble?"
Seeing the chaos below, Sun Shan paused for a moment, and when the noise died down, he said, "Today, I will bring you a new program - crosstalk."
As he spoke, he pointed to Zhang Yuliang, who was a little nervous and excited about going on stage for the first time. He said, "This is my classmate and partner, Zhang Yuliang. He is also one of the new scholars who passed the exam. However, he is much luckier than me. He did not take the exam while sitting in the toilet like me."
These words immediately caused the audience to burst into laughter.
With Sun Shan's performances these days, many of his living habits and some of his past life experiences are revealed.
They are also known to everyone.
Before he passed the imperial examination, he was a poor student whose family could not even afford to eat.
You know, when he took the exam for the scholar, he was unlucky and sat in the toilet.
As a result, he collapsed at the gate of the examination hall as soon as he went out, and later he was in a coma for three days.
Then, after he woke up, his temperament changed a lot and his family situation became better.
As a result, many parents with school-age children often use Sun Shan to motivate their children, saying that only by enduring hardships can one succeed!
Seeing the enthusiastic response from the audience, Sun Shan smiled inwardly.
No matter what era, people like to see the unlucky side of others.
He grinned and took the lead in clapping: "Now, please let my partner, Xiucai Yulang, introduce himself to everyone-----"
After summarizing this world and the performance forms a thousand years later, Sun Shan decided to form a crosstalk partnership in the form of a male-male combination to perform together.
Thousands of years later, crosstalk is still a form of entertainment that is loved by people all over the country. It is the best, without a doubt.
I believe that my comprehensive performance combining crosstalk, sketches, singing, and dancing will be accepted by the world.
"Hello everyone, I am Zhang Yuliang, stage name Xiucai Yulang, I am eighteen years old this year, handsome and elegant, a handsome man with a jade face, it is the best time of youth! I wonder if anyone has an unmarried daughter who can be betrothed to me------"
Zhang Yuliang suppressed his panic and followed the draft written by him and Sun Shan, talking loudly and posing in a conceited manner.
Damn, with Zhang Yuliang, the supporting actor, giving this rather shameless self-introduction, the guests in the hall immediately burst into laughter.
People in this world are very conservative and have never heard of such a humorous and shameless self-introduction.
But you know what, although Zhang Yuliang is not as outstanding as Sun Shan, with more than ten years of hard study and his good looks, he really has the aura of a handsome man.
This is the stage name designed by Sun Shan for Zhang Yuliang, and his stage performance style.
He himself took the stage name Shanzhong Xiucai.
These are all based on the real names of the two people, with slight changes, adding one character and adding "xiucai" to it, to show that they were telling stories and performing in the identity of scholars.
This will make the audience feel taller.
After all, it is rare in the world to have two scholars performing for you.
Suddenly, I felt that the money was well spent!
Jacky Cheung stood by the counter, looking at his son's shameless attitude and shook his head secretly: He was really led astray by this shameless guy Sun Shan!
Thinking back to the past, my second son was so obedient. He would study when I asked him to and get married when I asked him to.
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but glance at his second daughter-in-law.
Unexpectedly, Zhang Qian was looking at the stage with a happy face, watching her husband and Sun Shan joking on the stage.
It is not clear how well-integrated Sun Shan and Zhang Yuliang were when they worked together for the first time, or how many funny jokes they came up with.
But people in this world have never seen such joy and shamelessness.
Within two or three minutes, bursts of laughter and applause broke out from the audience.
Now, after Sun Shan's consecutive performances for several days, the audience has become accustomed to expressing their approval with applause and cheers.
Sun Shan controlled the rhythm and led Zhang Yuliang, who was gradually getting into the art, while making jokes and sighing that the people in this world had such a low sense of humor!
If those bastards from Deyun Club a thousand years later were put on this stage and gave a few speeches, the roof would be blown off.
This time, Sun Shan told a very old story that was more suitable for this world. He brought it out for the first time to test the waters and see how accepting the world would be.
As for those jokes that are more profound, obscene and sarcastic, he plans to slowly ferment them after a period of adaptation.
Sun Shan wants to slowly transform the current living environment of Hengzhou Prefecture through his own program.
Xie Meiyu smiled from ear to ear and pinched her daughter who was clinging to her: "Girl, I never thought that your scholar is so eloquent and talkative."
“This is talent!”
Wang Lingzhi said to her mother in a somewhat unhappy tone: "My husband is extremely talented. He is good at playing the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. Which one is he not good at?"
"Humph, your husband? You're calling me husband now."
Xie Meiyu listened to the laughter from the audience while teasing her daughter: "Look at you, if you really get together with him in the future, you won't worry about your mother anymore."
"Mother-----"
Wang Lingzhi twisted her body coquettishly, not knowing for a moment whether she was saying that her mother was more important or that Sun Shan, who was going to have a baby with her, was more important.
"See, I knew it. You've forgotten your mother now that you have a man. I carried you for ten months and raised you for more than ten years."
"How is this the same? I was never happy when I was with Old Man Luo. My husband is really good to me. Look, he has left his shares to our future baby."
After hearing what her daughter said, Xie Meiyu became quiet for a moment, looking at Sun Shan, who was posing, singing a tune, and dancing on the stage.
I deeply feel that this is a man with no bottom.
He was able to do such lowly things openly on the stage as a scholar of sixteen or seventeen years old.
How strong his heart is!
How grand his future will be!
If Sun Shan is really just the Sun Shan of this world, then Xie Meiyu is right.
However, the current Sun Shan comes from an era more than a thousand years later, where entertainment is no longer considered shameful, and instead celebrities and making money are considered the highest goals.
She didn't expect that Sun Shan didn't care about this so-called face at all.
They want to use this highly differentiated identity to increase their visibility and influence as quickly as possible.
To achieve fame and fortune!
"Girl, Sun Shan is an incredible person. Don't look at him talking and laughing. He is shamelessly doing these things. One day, when he has fame and status, he will definitely be very famous!"
"How can a golden unicorn stay in a pond?"
Wang Lingfang responded cleverly: "Mother, is this what you mean?"
"Correct!"
Xie Meiyu pinched her daughter's face, which was much more delicate than her own. "It seems that mother's thoughts about you have not been in vain. You need to study more in the future to keep up with your husband."
You know, Xie Meiyu, who came from a brothel and has been the top performer for several years, must be proficient in everything, including music, chess, calligraphy, painting, singing and dancing.
Therefore, she personally raised her daughter since she was young, hoping that her daughter would have a good home in the future.
What can I do? This is how the world is.
She was a girl who came from a brothel, married into a family of government officials, and gave birth to a daughter. How could she have a good marriage or a good ending?
In addition, since she had not given birth to a son, she had been accumulating money, waiting for a good opportunity.
Originally, she thought that if her daughter gave birth to a son after marrying into the Luo family, her life might be better in the future.
But my daughter said that after two or three months of enjoying the novelty, Mr. Luo lost interest.
Moreover, Old Man Luo, who is already sixty years old and could be his own father, is not only in poor health, but also has to retire from his position as Tongpan.
This made her extremely anxious.
"Mother, I will. In the future, we will help my husband make a lot of money together. In this way, he will not be able to leave us."
Well, girl, you are really sensible."
Thinking of her brilliant and dirty life, Xie Meiyu hugged her daughter sadly: "It is a blessing arranged by God for us mother and daughter to meet Mr. Sun. With him, we can live a life of superiority and others will no longer look down on us."
"I know, mother."
Wang Lingzhi had lived with her mother for more than ten years, so how could she not understand what she was thinking? Her eyes suddenly turned red, and she looked at the laughter below, gritted her teeth and said, "Mom, do you want us to serve him together?"
"what?"
Xie Meiyu screamed, then quickly covered her mouth, looking at her daughter with a rosy face, her eyes began to shimmer: "Girl, are you serious? Didn't you just say, don't snatch yours?"
"Just now, I feel that my husband will definitely have many women in the future."
Wang Lingzhi paused, thought for a moment and said, "Mother, do you think our status will be better than others in the future? If we were together, my husband would be much happier. After all-----"
Having said that, Wang Lingzhi felt a little embarrassed to continue.
After all, it was unethical to persuade his mother to serve Sun Shan together with him.
But who is Xie Meiyu?
I have been in the entertainment industry for more than ten years and have seen all kinds of men.
But she had never seen or met anyone like Sun Shan.
Besides, there is the special status of my daughter. If that is the case------
This time, she felt like she was flying.
"But, but my husband seems unwilling to do so. He only wants you to eat his. He won't even let me try it."
Xie Meiyu frowned with a mixture of joy and hate, caressing her daughter's plump breasts which were not much smaller than her own: "Do you have any solution? I'm afraid he will be unhappy."
"You're still asking me for advice?"
Wang Lingzhi stared at her mother who suddenly started calling her husband and became as shy as a little girl.
After thinking for a while, he whispered in Xie Meiyu's ear: "Wait until the day I succeed, and when my husband gets drunk, you sneak in. When I succeed, everything will be fine."
Xie Meiyu screamed, the shameful scene came to her mind, and she collapsed on Wang Lingzhi's body: "You bad guy, I didn't expect you to be worse than your mother, you are really better than your mother!"
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