I open a supermarket with strange rules

Zhao Xiyue, who was dozing off, woke up with a start.

"That shouldn't be the case. Did I leave any traces yesterday? Or is there a camera in the pet store that I don't know about?"

She looked at the pig boss in confusion, as if she had no idea what he was talking about.

The pig owner reached out and lifted her up, looking at the two dark circles under her fair face, which became more and more annoying the more he looked at them.

It frowned deeply.

In the past, if humans were in poor health, two black marks would appear.

Usually just put it in a separate cage and feed and drink well.

But this human was already living in a separate cage, with a separate bed and delicious food, so how could he get sick?

It suddenly remembered that a colleague seemed to have said: "If humans are under too much stress, they will also get sick."

Thinking of this, the pig boss said in a muffled voice, "You don't have to look at the account book tonight."

Zhao Xiyue:?

She looked at the pig boss in confusion, but the pig boss didn't say anything. Instead, he tried to put the human in his hand and stroked it gently.

Zhao Xiyue's face turned red from being slapped by the huge pig's hand. She jumped back into the cage, not being able to understand what the pig owner had just imagined.

"Human, you should get some rest. The beauty pageant is about to begin."

The pig boss had a high-spirited look on his face. "As long as you can make it into the top ten, I'll give you a separate room to live in, not a cage!"

Zhao Xiyue understood. They wanted her to participate in a human beauty pageant. Seeing her listless look, she was worried whether she could win the prize.

So, she shook her head.

The pig boss asked, "You don't want a big house? I can buy you human toys. Do you like that, Plasticine?"

Zhao Xiyue waved her hands, gestured at her chest, and then pointed at her mouth.

The pig boss hesitated and asked, "You want a pig badge?"

Zhao Xiyue nodded quickly and looked at it with anticipation.

Over the past few days, she also discovered that this was a soft-hearted pig.

Hopefully I'll get the badge.

The pig boss hesitated for a few seconds before slowly shaking his head, "No, the racial emblem cannot be given to humans."

This is the unspoken rule of Goat City.

Zhao Xiyue's heart sank, and she gestured, "Why?"

The pig boss showed a fearful look in his eyes, “Once there was a human who got the goat badge.

He provoked unrest among the goat people, and countless animals lost their lives.

Humans have the language of the devil, and humans cannot be allowed to speak. "

And after getting the racial badge, humans can speak.

Zhao Xiyue looked at him sincerely and made a gesture of keeping accounts, "I will keep accounts for you. I am a good person."

Boss Pig was a little shaken.

This mentality is probably similar to the cat you keep at home, which is very well-behaved and pretty, and will do housework for you.

The cat said that she just wanted to talk and she was a good cat.

It's really hard to say no.

The pig boss said in embarrassment, "The ethnic badge is kept by my father, I can't get it."

Zhao Xiyue lowered her head in disappointment, even her hair revealed her loneliness. She quietly returned to the cage and lay down, looking pitiful and weak.

The pig boss wavered wildly, but finally turned around and left.

Zhao Xiyue rolled her tightly closed eyes.

Human beauty pageant.

As long as you participate in the competition and make it to the finals.

Doesn’t the pig boss have to obediently take out his racial badge?

The next day, Zhao Xiyue was sent to a clean and bright place. In addition to her, there were two other humans.

They were two people who were locked in a cage together before, a man and a woman.

The woman obviously still remembered Zhao Xiyue, and she ran over excitedly when she saw her.

The other man had a dull look in his eyes and stood there without reacting.

A huge cat walked in with graceful steps, and the pig boss followed behind it with a respectful tone.

"Mr. Cat Beauty, these are the three humans I am going to send to participate in the human beauty pageant. How do you think we can train them?"

The cat stared at Zhao Xiyue with its beautiful brown pupils. It moved its huge head closer, its nose twitching, its cat eyes showing a friendly expression, "You smell like greatness."

Zhao Xiyue cooperated with it calmly, not knowing what it meant.

"Don't worry, Mr. Pig. I will definitely train these humans well."

Mao Meili shook her head, picked up Zhao Xiyue's clothes and put her aside, "Boss Zhu said you can understand simple words, so I will teach you first."

“In pet beauty pageants, judges in previous years all prefer humans with long hair, who are docile, clean and pretty.

You meet these points very well, but you just need to learn how to express yourself. "

As she spoke, Mao Meili sat down, licked her paws, and then looked back at Zhao Xiyue.

Zhao Xiyue’s heart was instantly touched. This big orange cat is so cute!

Mao Meili seemed to treat Zhao Xiyue particularly well and gave her one-on-one guidance. Seeing that she learned quickly, she nodded with satisfaction and said, "You will definitely make it to the finals."

Then it turned its head and looked at the other two humans.

The woman was fine, at least she was still standing.

But the man had already fallen asleep, saliva flowing from the corners of his mouth.

There was displeasure in the cat's pupils. The cat jumped over beautifully, gracefully and lightly, slapped the man on the head with one claw, and growled at him.

"stand up!"

The man stood up in confusion.

The beautiful cat bared its teeth at him and its claws came down without mercy.

Next, Zhao Xiyue witnessed Mao Meili’s training of humans with her own eyes.

The more I looked, the more frightened I became.

It's exactly the same as how she trains her cat.

Let the baby go hungry first, then reward him with food if he obeys the instructions correctly.

If you do something wrong or try to steal food, you will be beaten.

After an afternoon, both women and men learned to stand and sit.

Today's class was over. Mao Meili rubbed Zhao Xiyue affectionately before leaving the training room.

After a while, Mr. Pig walked in with a happy face.

Teacher Mao Meili just told him that there is a human being who can enter the finals.

This not only means getting greenbacks, but also means that pigs have the potential to move up one place in next year's animal bill election.

Pigs are now ranked 19th, in the middle and lower reaches.

On the third day of training, Boss Pig personally sent the three humans to the registration site.

When Zhao Xiyue arrived, there were already many humans here.

Or rather, the native humans.

All human participants were separated and locked in separate small rooms.

Boss Pig went to register.

After successfully registering, Zhao Xiyue heard the rules reminder in her mind.

[Human Beauty Pageant Rules——

Welcome to participate in the quadrennial human beauty pageant, which aims to select the most beautiful human to receive the baptism of the Mother Goddess. During the competition, please pay attention to the following rules:

1. Participants in this competition must be: Human.

2. This competition adopts an on-site voting system. Please try your best to please the audience and get more votes.

3. During the competition, participants must wear the clothing provided by the organizer and perform as required. Please note that during the competition, the organizer reserves all rights of interpretation.

4. Cheating and other behaviors that affect the fairness of the competition are strictly prohibited.

5. During the competition, all humans must live in the dormitory provided by the organizer. The dormitory is very safe, please do not leave the dormitory easily, especially at night.

6. The high pressure of participating in the competition may cause some contestants to have mental breakdowns. Please don't worry, this is normal and the organizers will provide comprehensive treatment for them.

7. The black goat is watching you. 】