One person: I am standing behind you, but the whole Wei
Chapter 465: That pole dance last night was indeed quite enchanting.
The early morning sunlight shines through the gaps in the leaves and onto the forest floor, forming patches of golden light.
A few birds were chirping on the branches of the trees, and from time to time there was the sound of animals touching the bushes in the jungle.
The air is filled with a fresh scent, mixed with the fragrance of earth and grass, making people feel relaxed and happy.
suddenly.
On a big rock, there was a young man lying with a four-leaf clover tied to his neck and no pants on, snoring. He stretched out his hand to slap a mosquito hanging near his face.
The pain woke him up from his sleep, and a breeze blew...
I felt a chill in my lower body, and when I squinted my eyes and looked over, a thought popped into my mind...
Where are my pants?
Suddenly he felt countless eyes staring at him, and he suddenly jumped up from the big rock.
I saw a group of people standing around, holding a piece of paper with densely drawn patterns on it, and still carving something.
Wang Ergou, who was closest to Zhang Chulan, showed a slightly embarrassed expression on his face, but did not stop his hands. He greeted him calmly and said:
"Good morning... Zhang Chulan."
Zhang Chulan's face turned black, and countless fragments of memory flashed through his mind...
Pole dance...
Walking the bird under the moon...
Thomas Rotary Birding...
Finished!
Finished!
What on earth did I do last night!
I looked around frantically and found that there was no woman around...
Some people shouted to Wang Ergou anxiously:
"Where are my pants! Where are my pants!"
Wang Ergou still didn't stop the carving pen in his hand, staring at Zhang Chulan's cow, and kept carving...
He said in a very perfunctory tone:
"I do not know..."
When Zhang Chulan heard this, he suddenly felt like vomiting blood, and immediately shouted to the group of strangers around him who were drawing his own cow:
"I'm drawing you XXX, why don't you stop now! Are you perverts?"
The voice just fell.
A pair of pants was thrown from the air, and Zhang Chulan quickly caught it and put it on.
Xu Si picked out his earwax and said with a slightly teasing tone:
"Chu Lan! Are you really the best person in history? That pole dance last night was really enchanting, wasn't it?"
As he spoke, he showed a bit of a stifled smile on his face, and then continued:
"You bend down a little, and do that little spin, and it excites these people."
Zhang Chulan felt sick immediately after hearing this...
The memory of the death suddenly kept attacking me, and my entire scalp began to feel numb.
Just as he was about to lose his temper, Xu Si walked up to the big rock and said to the strangers around him:
"Okay... kids, last night's payment didn't last until this morning. If you watch it again..."
As he spoke, an evil smile appeared on his face, and then he spoke in a loud voice:
“But you have to continue paying!”
When everyone heard this, they showed a little timid expression on their faces and stopped what they were doing.
In terms of both status and strength, Xu Si is far superior to people like him.
and...
Although I have never encountered Xu Si's horrific methods, I have heard of them a little.
Deng Youcai showed his big teeth and said generously:
"Oh! Fourth brother! What are you saying! Didn't we have a lot of fun with Zhang Chulan last night?"
When Zhang Chulan heard this, he couldn't help but clench his fists, and then he loudly retorted:
"I'm happy for you XXX, I'm not happy at all!"
Deng Youcai didn't care at all when he heard this. He waved to Zhang Chulan and said:
"Zhang Chulan, come to my place next time! I'll protect you!"
After saying that, he waved to Deng Youfu who was not far away, and then left the venue.
When the other strangers saw this, they put away the piece of paper with the inscription as if it were a treasure and wanted to leave the place quickly.
I was wondering in my heart what the [one request] Zhang Chulan would propose in the future!
Just as everyone was about to leave, Zhang Chulan's extremely gloomy voice came from behind:
"Everyone...you didn't find anything last night, right? We just had a simple drink..."
Everyone felt a chill on their backs and quickly turned around and said:
"Yes, yes, yes! We just had a simple gathering, and we definitely didn't look at your cow!"
"Yes! Yes! We are not interested in your cow at all!"
"We have never even seen your bull!"
......
Zhang Chulan listened to the chattering voices...
Suddenly the whole person was torn apart...
He said he didn't see Niuzi, but every sentence he spoke couldn't stop talking about Niuzi!
His whole body seemed to be on fire, and his face showed a look like a little gangster, and then he shouted loudly:
"If you dare spread this matter, I will be furious!"
When everyone heard this, they quickly fled the scene...
Spread the word?
Do not make jokes!
This is what you get in exchange for a request!
Zhang Chulan sat on a big rock in a very depressed manner, sighing and saying:
"Why am I so unlucky..."
Feng Baobao glanced at Zhang Chulan and said in a slightly indifferent tone:
"You might have been a jinx in your previous life."
Zhang Chulan couldn't help but twitch his mouth when he heard this...
I can't find any reason to refute it...
Xu Si directly placed his arm on Zhang Chulan's shoulder and said with a thankful tone:
"Unlucky? If Cao Ning and Zhang Lingyu hadn't stopped the loss in time last night, you would have been looked at in vain."
Zhang Chulan frowned slightly when he heard this, and said with some doubt:
"What do you mean? I was charged by Cao Ning for looking after the cow? What else is there to do with this piece of spiritual jade?"
The voice just fell.
Cao Ning's voice came to my ears:
"Hey, you little brat... finally woke up?"
Zhang Chulan looked up and saw Cao Ning holding a packed breakfast in his hand, with two young men beside him.
And Zhang Lingyu, wearing Taoist robes, walked slowly towards them.
One is Zhang Fei, who is the other one?
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