Curse back: Gender-swapped cosplayers always meet the real person

Considering the huge mouths at home, I feel that one or two watermelons can no longer satisfy them.

So I simply bought five large chilled watermelons from the fruit shop. Each of them was plump and round, and looked like rare and delicious watermelons.

The boss was so happy that he couldn't stop smiling, and hurried to find boxes for me to pack the watermelons.

"How do you want to take it away?" he asked attentively. "Do you want a truck to come and take it away, or do you want us to deliver it to you?"

“No need.” I waved my hand nonchalantly, lifted the entire box and put it on my shoulder, and said to him with a grin on his face, “I’ll just take it away like this.”

"Tsu Miki, go home and eat watermelon~"

Tsu Miki nodded excitedly, her face flushed: "Go home and eat watermelon!"

Enjoying the surprised and dazed looks of passers-by around me, I walked home with the watermelon on my shoulder at a brisk pace.

The greatest advantage of wearing a Xing Zhuan Shen'er is that it gives you endless energy. Even something weighing dozens of kilograms in your hand will seem as light as a feather.

I'm not bragging, with my current physical fitness, I can become a multi-millionaire even if I just move bricks at a construction site!

When she got home, Tsu Miki exclaimed, "Wow!"

It was completely different from the place before she left home.

The floor of the first floor is paved, and the walls are uniformly painted light brown. The furniture after being hung out to dry exudes a faint pine scent.

After moving, Nanami and Haibara changed the original layout.

The cramped corner was vacated and a storage cabinet was pushed in, and the table that was originally left there was pulled out and placed next to the sofa in the living room.

With this change, the space of the entire room suddenly became much larger.

The mold on the second floor floor had been cleaned up by Shen Er, and he even waxed it, making it exceptionally shiny and glossy.

The yellow walls of Miki and Hui's room have been painted olive green and light blue, and even a few cartoon patterns have been improvised on them.

He actually has this skill.

It’s just that the paint hasn’t dried yet, and all the windows are open for ventilation, so the smell in the room is not that pleasant.

Gojo Satoru, Geto Suzuki and the others had finished all their work and were now all lying on the sofa to rest.

After the rainstorm, the air conditioner at home broke down, so I moved all the electric fans from the attic down and blew them at them.

There was a bunch of pink daisies on the dining table. I didn’t know who brought them. They were put in a vase and watered. The delicate petals were fluttering in the wind.

I put the plump watermelon on the table and shouted, "Everyone has worked hard today, come and eat watermelon."

“They are all carefully selected by me, served chilled, and absolutely delicious!”

Gojo Satoru was the first to run over, complaining faintly: "Hmph, you have a conscience."

The rest of the people slowly gathered around.

He even took out a fruit knife and cut one of the watermelons in half.

Then he used his knife to cut the watermelon into the shape of a boat.

"Wow!"

"Wow!"

Tsu Miki and Haibara Yu exclaimed at the same time.

"Uncle Shen'er is so awesome!"

"Mr. Fushiguro's knife skills are also top-notch."

Me: “…” His knife skills are so amazing, which makes it even more suspicious.

"Cut." Gojo Satoru picked up the knife unyieldingly, and before I could stop him, he cut the other watermelon into the shape of a flower.

This caused another series of admirations.

"Isn't this simple?" He said proudly, "I thought he was so great? My cuts are better than his, they are simply works of art."

I:"……"

Your flowers are indeed delicate, with rose petals spread out, one connected to another, like a sea of ​​flowers blooming in the flesh of a melon.

But can anyone tell me how to eat it after it has been carved into this shape?

I clapped my hands expressionlessly and read, "Wow, Gojo Satoru, you are awesome. You can handle this work of art yourself. Our pure, natural watermelons are not worthy of your mouth."

Without him as a watermelon-consuming machine, it would be easier for the rest of us to divide the watermelon.

"You guys eat it." Shen Er put down the knife and said indifferently, "I won't eat it."

When he turned to leave, he was grabbed by Fushiguro Megumi who was standing at the corner of the table.

He grabbed the corner of Fukuguro Shier's clothes with his small hands and said seriously, "Come and eat too."

Shen Er: “…”

Wow, Kei is starting to care about his dad.

Just as I was holding my chest, looking forward to the next scene of loving father and filial son, I heard Hui say this.

"The refrigerator at home is broken, and the watermelons will go bad if we don't finish them." He continued, "There are too many watermelons to share, and if everyone eats them, they will have diarrhea."

This doesn't sound like acting at all.

He seemed to sincerely believe that.

Hui: (￣ー￣)

Even: (￣ー￣)

……

Why do the father and son have the same expression? !

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While everyone was eating melon, Shen Er went to the kitchen to wash his hands.

I walked over to him with the file, placed it near the kitchen counter, and said, "Miss Yumi asked me to give this to you."

"Who?" he asked in confusion, "Who hired me to kill someone?"

……

Even though I know you are a jerk and you can't remember other people's names, I still feel scared every time I see you like this.

"Fushiguro Yumi, Fushiguro, Fushiguro!" I repeated, "Don't you remember? This is the person you are marrying for the second time!"

"Oh." He then remembered: "It's her."

"What is she going to do?"

"She said she hopes you will sign this divorce agreement quickly and send it to the Matsushita Law Firm."

"Oh."

He took out the document, glanced at its contents, and signed his name without hesitation.

Me: “Wait, you just signed it so readily?”

"What else?" He tapped the agreement with his pen carelessly: "Do I have to resist and go to her in person to ask her not to divorce, and then be abandoned miserably?"

...That's not the case.

I just thought that since he married into the Fushiguro family, he would be more cautious about the divorce.

As a result, he acted even more conflicted than whether or not to eat watermelon.

"Divorce?" Gojo Satoru, who had sneaked into the kitchen at some point, heard him and suddenly shouted excitedly, "Jie, come quickly! There's some gossip about Fushiguro Shinobu here."

"What's wrong? Wu." The next second, Geto Xiayou also appeared in the kitchen.

I:"……"

In the end, he was the only one called.

It was hard not to suspect that the two of them had been lying in wait nearby, waiting to hear the joke.

"He's getting divorced." Gojo Satoru sneered, "To put it simply, he got kicked out."

"Enlightenment." Xia Youjie narrowed his eyes and smiled, "It doesn't seem right to call me here to laugh at my wounds, right?"

"What does it matter?" Gojo Satoru pointed at Fushiguro Shiori nonchalantly, "The key is that he was dumped!"

"Humph." Shen Er put the signed document back into the file bag and counterattacked sarcastically: "So what? It's better than the two of you never even holding a woman's hand."

"so what?"

Gojo Satoru retorted, "Even if I have never been in a relationship, it will only be pure love in the future. Do you understand pure love? How can an old man like you who was abandoned by a woman compare to me?"

I was even choked by the pure love he mentioned.

"Satoru." Xia Youjie patted his shoulder, half lowered his head, and said, "Stop talking."

His red ears revealed his shame at hearing the words "pure love": "Your words are totally not offensive at all!"

Sure enough, the next second, it was Shen'er's turn to laugh: "Hahahahahahahaha! Pure love, hahahahahaha pure love six eyes, hahahaha five boys, okay okay, I'll be waiting for your pure love."

Gojo Satoru: "..."

"Well..." Hearing the word "pure love", I held the watermelon and couldn't help thinking: "Shen Er he... can be considered a pure love warrior to some extent."

At least after meeting his wife, he began to turn over a new leaf and become a new person.

After his wife died, the extent of his depravity seemed to be limited to taking murder orders, and he did not continue to be a gigolo.

According to Yumi Fushiguro's statement, the two remarried simply to better raise their children.

To some extent, it can be considered...pure love?

All three of them turned their heads and looked at me subtly.

"What's wrong?" I was pulled back from my distracted thoughts: "Why are you looking at me like that?"

“Nothing…” Gojo Satoru gave me a thumbs up and said, “Sometimes, I think you are a really strong person.”

Gojo Satoru, who is widely acknowledged to be a tough guy, is considered to be a tough guy...

Xia Youjie actually nodded in agreement: "I agree with his opinion."

As for the man called Junai, he walked around me and Gojo Satoru who was standing in front of him, threw down a few words "boring", and walked towards Fushiguro Megumi in the living room.