Curse back: Gender-swapped cosplayers always meet the real person

"So, who is your boyfriend?" asked the aunt next door.

I suddenly felt a little sweaty.

"Neither of them!" I denied, "Look at their ages, and then look at mine, how could they be my boyfriends!"

"Ouch~" She pushed my shoulder, "Don't be shy... Auntie is not a conservative person, what's wrong with dating a handsome boy?"

"Really not! I only like those who are older than me!" I tried to defend myself: "They are all too young."

"Really?" She looked at me suspiciously.

"Really not!" I shook my head vigorously: "They are seven years younger than me!"

"That's strange..." Auntie thought: "Last time you told me you had a boyfriend, but it's been almost a month and I haven't even met him yet..."

"If she's not dating a young boy and feels shy to let him come, then what kind of boyfriend wouldn't even walk his girlfriend home once?"

I:"……"

A fictional boyfriend, of course.

Not to mention you, I have never met him once until now. He is a complete legend.

“Ahahahaha…” I laughed dryly, “He lives far away and is quite busy, so he doesn’t come here often.”

When my aunt heard me talking about this mysterious boyfriend, her curiosity surged again. "Then tell me, what kind of person is he?"

"If he can chase you, he must look no worse than these handsome guys, right?"

"That's right." I admitted it immediately.

What a joke! Those two troublemakers, Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru, are still repairing the balcony upstairs.

If I accidentally let them hear me admit that my "boyfriend" is not as handsome as them, they will definitely laugh at me, right?

Maybe Gojo Satoru would dance in front of me right then and there with his sunglasses on.

"Much more handsome than them! He's an extremely handsome guy." I lied to my aunt with my eyes open and a serious face: "Whenever I go out, many girls will surround me and ask for my contact information~"

You can lose anything but your face.

"Wow!" Auntie looked at me with shining eyes: "So handsome."

I raised my head proudly: "Yes, he is a very good person."

"What about personality? What's your personality like?"

She squinted her eyes mischievously again: "Let me guess... Is he the mature and steady type? Or the gentle and elegant type? The humorous and witty type, the sunny and cheerful type? Or the clingy and spoiled type?"

"No, you like those who are older than you, so you probably don't like those who act like spoiled brats."

No... My liking for older people is just determined by my age. When I get older, I might like people younger than me.

And who says older people can’t act like a spoiled child?

The contrast between a cute and childish younger person showing his mature and reliable side, or a calm and composed older person suddenly acting like a spoiled brat to you, can be very attractive!

At least the contrasting cute characters designed by my friend's company often have the highest sales, which can stimulate cash flow.

Auntie almost forgot to ask me about this matter, and was immersed in her own speculation:

"Ah! Could he be the cold and icy type? He may look cold on the surface, but he is actually thoughtful and considerate. He will pay attention to your inner world and give you the warmest encouragement!"

"Or maybe, he always appears strong and reliable in front of you, showing nothing, but in fact, he has his own loneliness deep in his heart, and is waiting for your comfort and help?"

Auntie, it’s a pity that you don’t work in my friend’s company. He really has a lot of tricks when it comes to character setting.

"So what kind of personality is it?" She rushed over, stared into my eyes, and asked expectantly, "What kind of personality does your boyfriend have?"

"..."

Yes, which one?

I feel like both are good, so I might as well just choose one. So which one should I choose?

Choose mature and stable?

But last time I said I was mature and steady, Panda exposed me on the spot. I drank several glasses of wine and got drunk. In the end, I was tortured by the sobering soup made by Gojo Satoru and Geto.

Ahhhh! How am I supposed to know what kind of personality my boyfriend has? We haven't even met each other yet.

Auntie was still pressing on me, she grabbed my shoulders fanatically, her eyes were so bright that they could emit laser beams to kill Godzilla instantly.

Seriously, Auntie, please don't do this, I'm a little scared.

She was still staring at me. My mind went blank. I just said, “All of them.”

Just popped out.

"Eh?" She was stunned. "What do you mean by all of them? Could it be that he is both mature and steady, and gentle and elegant? He looks cold and ruthless, but in fact he is sunny, cheerful and humorous. On the surface, he looks strong and reliable, but deep down he is lonely and lonely. In the end, he is also clingy and likes to act like a spoiled child?"

Good summary.

But help...what kind of split personality psychopath is this?

I swallowed, trying to suppress the pain of embarrassment, and forced a smile, "Yes, he has a very changeable personality. It may also be that in the eyes of the beholder, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. In my heart, he is the best no matter what."

"...Zenyuan-san." Auntie looked at me hesitantly: "Do you have a photo of your boyfriend? Can I see it?"

"Eh? This, this..."

I finally understand what it means to tell a lie and then have to cover it up with countless lies.

"We've only been dating for a short time, and he's a little shy, so he didn't take any pictures." I said in a cold sweat.

"So what does he do for a living? Where does he work?"

"Uh... that workplace is quite far away, in another district."

"As for my job, it's in the service industry. I often help others and get thanked by them."

I directly applied my uncle's job to it because he often joked that he was a big shot in the service industry and everyone liked him very much.

"I see..." Hearing me say this, Auntie's eyes flickered, "Chanyuan-san, can you bring him here to show us neighbors?"

I smiled politely: "He is busy with work..."

"Okay then." She patted my shoulder and said, "In that case, I won't force it."

I think she had already decided that I was dating a suspicious man.

But no matter what, I managed to get away with it.

I breathed a sigh of relief and walked into the house carrying the bucket of light brown paint.

Then Nanami came over from behind the house and told me that there was a problem with the furniture that had been moved out and that she needed me to go and take a look.

I quickly went to the back of the house, and inside the cleaned cabinet, a bag of knives sealed in a plastic bag fell out from the middle layer.

I:"……"

Could it be that Shen Er hid here after killing someone?

It’s kind of scary to think about.

I was carrying it and preparing to go upstairs to find Shen'er, but I saw him at the door. I don't know when he slipped down, and he was standing at the door talking to the aunt opposite.

"Shen Er, to be honest, your sister's boyfriend is not a reliable person no matter how you think about it!"

"Yes, I also think that the man is unreliable at first glance." Shen'er agreed with her and turned his head, raising the corners of his scarred mouth and giving me a mocking look.

"Don't be fooled by her steady appearance. In fact, girls like this are most likely to be deceived by bad men."

"For your sister's sake, you must persuade her to break up quickly! It's not enough to just have a pretty face. You can't have a man who's full of lies."

Auntie, the person standing in front of you is just a pretty face but a very deceptive guy!

Be careful or he might defraud you of everything you have!

"Yes, yes, yes. I will discipline her when the time comes and will never let her be deceived again." Shen'er continued to mock me with his eyes.

Then he made a few more witty remarks, which made the aunt happily punch his strong shoulder, and then left with a smile on her face.

He twisted his neck, looked at me, raised his hand and greeted me: "Hey! Isn't this the sister of my boyfriend with a perfect personality and perfect looks!"

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! !

Fushiguro Shino, you'd better die. I regret saving you. You shouldn't live anymore!