Curse back: Gender-swapped cosplayers always meet the real person

When I woke up, it was already bright day.

The aroma of fried eggs and bacon wafted in from outside the door.

I walked out of the room and saw Shen'er wearing an apron, standing in the kitchen, humming a song and frying rice with a spatula.

When he saw me, he greeted me in a good mood: "Hey, good morning."

Not right.

Suddenly, a whimpering sound came from the living room, and I saw two men huddled in the corner, their hands and feet tied, their mouths stuffed with dirty rags, leaning against the wall and shivering.

Not right.

Hui sat at the dining table. His usually frothy hair was now all wilted. He had a sullen face and didn't say a word.

No...wait, now that makes sense.

"Sit down and have breakfast." Shen Er brought the prepared omelette rice and even considerately placed tableware on the table.

No, no, no, something's still wrong.

Wasn't he like this yesterday? Asking him to cook dinner is like killing his whole family. What happened today? Was he really cursed?

"I am still dreaming, right?" I muttered to myself, "I should go back to my room and sleep."

"Aunt." Tsu Miki tugged at the corner of my clothes and pointed to the corner and said, "There are two people there."

I reached out and twisted my face. Hiss...it hurts!

Not a dream.

"!!!!" I suddenly woke up, my eyes widened and I asked, "What happened? Who are those two people?"

Fushiguro Shier picked up a spoon, scooped up some rice and took a bite, then said with satisfaction: "Then you have to ask them."

"Mmmmm!!!" Upon hearing what he said, one of them suddenly began to struggle violently, twisting his body and moving towards me, scaring Tsumiki so much that she hid behind me.

I walked up to him.

Ah...the rag was so dirty, I didn't want to reach out to grab it at all. I saw a pair of scissors in the living room, so I simply used the scissors to pick up the rag.

As soon as they were able to speak, they began to howl loudly: "Mercy!!! Big brother and big sister, mercy!!! We won't dare to do it again, we didn't see anything, please spare our lives."

"Tsk." Shen Er took a bite of the fried egg and said impatiently, "It's so noisy."

They immediately fell silent and stood there trembling as quietly as chickens.

"Uh..." I kicked the one on the left that looked a little bigger and asked, "Tell me, what exactly happened?"

He swallowed and glanced at Shen'er cautiously.

Seeing that he didn't say anything, he tremblingly answered: "My name is Takeda Jiro, and he is Takeda Saburo. We two brothers usually go to other people's houses at night to borrow some money to make a living. Today, we accidentally entered your house and offended that big brother. Please spare our lives, big brothers and sisters, we really don't dare to do it again!!!"

I:"......."

Just be a thief if you want to be a thief, it sounds so righteous.

And why steal from anyone else? Why steal from him? What’s the difference between this and winning the jackpot in reverse?

"What did you steal?" I asked, sitting on the sofa. "Tell the truth."

"We didn't steal anything!" he said quickly. "We were beaten up before we could steal anything!"

Seeing how terrified they were, it didn't look like they had just been beaten up.

I wanted to ask more questions, but the younger one couldn't bear it anymore and suddenly broke down crying, "Don't kill us, we really won't say anything! At most, let us stay in jail for life, and we will never steal anything again!!!"

Wow, Shen'er, what on earth have you done?

Scare them like this.

I looked back at him in confusion.

Shen'er was cutting bacon without even raising his head, picked up a piece and stuffed it into Hui's mouth, who was in a bad mood and refused to eat breakfast.

While stuffing the bag, he said, "It's nothing. They just showed off some of the skills that a killer must have. Who knew these two guys were so easily frightened?"

He said it out loud. In front of Hui and Tsu Miki, he told them that he was the killer!

.Also, it is definitely impossible that it was just a "display". I feel like they are going to be scared to death.

"You are so young, why do you have to be a thief?"

"We only know how to steal! Our parents said we were thieving, cheating, and deceiving, so they kicked us out of the house."

"And then you were kicked out of the house, and you continued to steal and cheat?"

"Uh... this, this..."

"Hand over all the money you have if you know what's best for you, or I'll tie you up and sell you off."

Shinji patted the table, motioning for Tsu Miki to come over for breakfast, and then continued to stuff food into Hui's mouth in a good mood.

Are they the bad guys or are you the bad guy?

"We really don't have a penny left!" Takeda Saburo shook his head in horror and said, "We really don't have a penny left."

“Then sell it.”

"If you dare to sell us out, our big brother will make you pay!" Jiro Takeda suddenly plucked up his courage and said, "He's really powerful! He's a member of Q. Have you heard of Q? He's not something a man like you who only has muscles can compare to. Just let me go if you know what's best for you."

"Oh?" Shen'er's mood became better: "Then let him come. I want to see the legendary Q organization."

“…” Why does this thing sound so familiar?

q organization, q organization......

Isn’t it the group of curse masters that were killed instantly by Gojo Satoru and Geto?

Has he become a thief now?

"Why don't we call the police?" I rubbed my head and said, "Let the police handle it."

"It's too late." Shen Er said, "The people are already here."

He stuffed another spoonful of rice into Hui's mouth.

Suddenly there was a loud knock at the door, followed by a man's rough voice: "Hey! Erlang, Sanlang! Are you there?"

.......

A minute later, another man appeared in the corner of the wall.

Takeda Ichiro, Takeda Jiro, and Takeda Saburo hugged each other in fear and cried, "Brother, please let us go! We will never dare to do it again. From now on, we will turn over a new leaf and become a new person."

"Now we can call the police." I took out my cell phone and said, "Just arrest them all and put them in jail."

*

While waiting for the police, I looked at Hui's expression and saw that she was still angry.

"Shen Er, what happened to Hui?" I asked, "Did you sleep badly last night and crush him?"

"Tsk." Shen Er sneered, "Who do you say has a bad sleeping posture?"

Hui had a stern face and said nothing.

Shen Er pointed at his hair and laughed, "You slept like a piglet last night. Your head turned to the end of the bed and huddled up with my feet. No matter how hard I tried to call you, I couldn't wake you up."

"I'm done!" Hui blushed, suddenly stood up, and said loudly: "Tsumiki, let's go observe the little fish later!"

"Okay." Tsu Miki nodded with a puzzled look on her face and asked, "Don't we usually write observation diaries in the afternoon..."

He carried the empty bowl and walked straight to the kitchen, and Shen Er was still in a good mood as he cleaned up the remaining dishes.

Siren sounded at the door, the police came.

The three Takeda brothers were taken away by the police, howling in agony.

But why do I still feel like something is wrong?

What's wrong?