Curse back: Gender-swapped cosplayers always meet the real person

There was a heavy rainstorm in Tokyo, which lasted for a whole day and a night.

The media described it as the heaviest rain in five years.

The good thing is that the classes of me, Tsumiki, Kei, and Shinji were all suspended.

It would be hard not to stop, right? The big trees were broken by the strong wind, the small trees were uprooted, the roads were full of water and garbage, and when I looked out the window, there was no one in sight.

The disadvantages are too many.

First of all, the house we lived in was flooded. To be precise, only half of the first floor was flooded. The second floor was fine, but the balcony was blown away!

I have to complain that the parts that Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru had repaired were actually left intact.......

Last night, for safety reasons, everyone slept on the floor in the living room.

I'm not used to sleeping on the floor, so I woke up early in the morning and started browsing the forums on my phone.

I don't know when Gojo Satoru peeked at my phone!

This guy probably just started using the forum on the first day. It’s ok to just name himself “I’m the best in the world”, but when he clicked into his personal information on the homepage, he saw Gojo Satoru written directly in the name column.

There are also height, weight, blood type... Doesn't this kid think that these things are only visible to himself?

Although I can recognize it immediately without seeing these things, Gojo Satoru, please at least pretend! If you don't even pretend, I feel like I'm insulting my intelligence if I continue to act along.

And Geto Suguru, you thought you covered it up well... How could that Gojo Satoru not tell you about the forum?

After he went offline, a person named "Summer is Hot" came online immediately, and seriously advised me to be nicer to problem children. It was as if the five words "I am Geto Summer Oil" were written on it!

After sending a private message to Gojo Satoru telling him that his personal information had been leaked, I went offline.

The rain stopped today and everyone can go back to their rooms and sleep.

But only two of the original four rooms in the house are still usable.

The allocation was easy. Tsumiki and I slept in one room, and Hui was dragged away by Shin'er.

"Little boy, what's wrong with sleeping in the same room with your dad?"

Fushiguro Megumi was unhappy, and Fushiguro Jūrō was even more unhappy than him. He pinched his cheek hard with one hand, deforming my face, which had finally gained baby fat.

As for the other disadvantage, it was the serial calls from Yuki Kujuku. Honestly, ever since I handed Shinji over to her to make her own decision, I was exhausted by Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru, and I almost forgot about this person.

Then she fought back in a very impressive way.

"Zhenyuan, what's wrong with you! Shen'er hasn't come to let me discuss for two days. This is a serious breach of promise. Do you understand what a serious breach of promise means?!!!! Could it be that you have run away with their entire family?" Her voice was filled with anger.

"It's raining so hard that all the transportation facilities are paralyzed. How do you expect him to get through? Is he going to jump over the roofs one by one? Do you think he's Batman?"

I was even angrier than her. After being locked up at home for two days, Shen'er became extremely mean. Not only did he keep bullying Hui, he also threatened to sell him. Meegumi was so angry that she almost let the jade dog out to bite him.

“Ah…” Jiujiu Yuki was stunned, and suddenly his attitude changed 180 degrees and said: “Ahahahahahaha, I didn’t do it on purpose. It’s just that I live in a villa and the terrain is relatively high, so I didn’t notice it.”

I'm going to fight you rich people!!!

After explaining the situation to Jiujiu Yuki again, I hung up the phone.

Then, in a corner that I hadn't noticed just now, Shen'er picked up Megumi on one foot, while Tsumiki stood anxiously beside him.

"What the hell!!!!" I rushed over and hugged the child, and asked loudly, "What are you doing?"

Before he could say anything, Meegumi suddenly patted my shoulder and opened his mouth, but no words came out, as if he was choked.

"This kid is useless. Food can block his throat when he eats. I'll pour it out for him." Shen Er pointed at Hui and said.

I looked at Hui's condition. Fortunately, it was just a blockage in the throat that made breathing difficult, but it wasn't to the point of suffocation.

"Do you think he's a jar? Just pick it up and tap the bottom of the bottle and the contents will fall out?" I picked Hui up and told her the first aid method my uncle had taught me, "Hurry up and learn what to do if a child chokes on food."

"Tsk." Fushiguro Shinji made an impatient sound, but he didn't leave. He sat aside and watched my movements.

"Cough cough cough cough..." Hui finally spat out the egg that was choking him, and continued coughing.

Tsu Miki quickly poured a glass of water and brought it over. Hui took a sip, and her red face slowly returned to normal.

"I'm sorry for making you worry." He said with a guilty look on his face, "I accidentally lost my focus and swallowed the egg."

"How careless can you be?" Shen'er sat on the chair, crossed his legs and looked at him.

Hui rarely refuted.

"Megumi, what are you thinking about and distracted?" Tsumeiki asked worriedly.

"Nothing!" He looked up suddenly and said, "I didn't think of anything!"

It's too obvious that this kid is trying to hide something!

Looking at his unnatural look and the way he keeps stealing glances at Shi'er, could this kid be nervous about sleeping in the same room with Shi'er at night?

Well... How does Shinji sleep? Judging from his performance as a vegetable, he should be pretty good, right? ...

Wouldn't he turn around and kick Hui off the bed at night, or turn over and use his full pectoral muscles to make him feel the suffocation of fatherly love?

a little worried......

"What?" I asked, "How do you usually sleep at night?"

"Why?" he asked in a somewhat rogue tone, "Are you afraid that I will crush this guy?"

"Yeah!" I nodded very seriously and stared at him with sincere eyes.

He rarely paused, "Hey, let me tell you, how unreliable am I in your eyes?"

"If the full score is 99..." I thought carefully and said, "You are probably -."

The only plus point is probably that he entrusted the child to Gojo Satoru???

No, no, no, this is not very reliable either.

"Let's just say minus 100 points," I said.

Shen Er: “…”

*

By the evening, I forced Shen'er to cook.

I have to say, although he looks like a pretty boy, he cooks like a good husband and father, and the key is that his food tastes better than mine...

How could it be possible that a guy who is a killer as a main job and a gigolo as a side job could cook better than me! Fortunately, I want to open a beverage store instead of a restaurant in the future, otherwise, wouldn’t it be the end?

"Auntie." Meegumi stood beside me and said with a little hesitation, "Today was supposed to be the day to release the fish, but the school postponed it."

"And what?" I looked at him and said, "Do you want to release it today?"

Baagumi shook his head: "Today is not a good time. I'm just a little worried that it may not be able to survive that long in the fish tank."

I patted his shoulder and said, "When the road is open, I'll take you to get a bigger fish tank, okay?"

"Uh-huh."

"If..." I said to him, "If you want the little fish to stay with you forever, then I can tell the teacher not to let it go."

"No... I want to release them." Hui opened her eyes wide, looked at me firmly and said, "The teacher said that fish that live in a fish tank for a long time will not feel happy without freedom."

"If I really like this fish, I should go to the river to see it in the future, instead of restricting its freedom with my love. It should return to the rivers, lakes and seas, which is its home."

Is this child really only five years old? He is already so sensible.

I was stunned for a moment, then gave him a smile: "Yes, that's its real home."

Not here.

"When the school organizes the release of animals, Auntie will go with you, okay?"

But it must be very happy to have the chance to meet here, right?

"it is good."

I hope that one day after that day, I can say goodbye to you.