Curse back: Gender-swapped cosplayers always meet the real person

Note: This chapter has a forum style, you can skip it if you don't like it

Gojo Satoru and Zenin Shinji got into a fight.

Ever since they had a fight with her and she knocked down two of them alone, Gojo Satoru has been like a chicken with its blood pumped up, trying to study her weaknesses every day.

The day before yesterday, there was a sudden rainstorm in Tokyo. The wind was howling and the rain was pouring down. Half of the school was flooded and even the roads outside were submerged.

Ye Mo gave them two days off for this purpose, and Xia Yujie originally planned to use this time to catch up on sleep.

As a result, the hand of the round electronic clock on the wall had just pointed to seven o'clock, and half an hour ago, Gojo Satoru was banging on the door outside his room, as restless as a wild cat catching a mouse.

At this time, Geto Xiayou was sitting on his bed, holding the new Black Forest cake that Gojo Satoru forced on him as an "apology", and he closed his eyes listlessly to rest.

"Satoru, what on earth are you doing?"

Gojo Satoru grabbed his chair and sat in front of his newly bought laptop, moving the mouse and muttering to himself.

"This...is not it."

"This... probably isn't it."

"Ah!" Hearing his question, Gojo Satoru quickly replied: "I'm looking for the forum where the Zen temple posts!"

"......What's going on?" Xia Youjie felt that he might not have woken up yet, so he couldn't understand what nonsense he was talking about.

"Jay, you are so lame, you are out of date." Gojo Satoru studied the content on the webpage with great interest: "Young people nowadays like to visit forums, communicate with people there, and solve some difficult problems."

He pointed to a post titled "Is it dangerous if the girl I secretly love falls asleep on the spot all the time?" and said, "You see, everyone likes to browse forums."

Xia Youjie came up to him and saw the following:

"What should I do if my classmate gets angry when someone mentions his hairstyle?"

"What's the secret to growing taller at 20cm at the age of 160?"

"What if I fall into a spring and accidentally turn into a girl?"

"......." He was speechless for a while, then said, "Do you think what they asked is true?"

“Hmm…” Gojo Satoru stroked his chin, stared at the “hairstyle rampage” post for a while, and said, “It’s very real!”

"Don't you also get mad every time I mention your weird bangs?"

Xia Youjie punched him on the head and said with a threatening smile: "If you say that again, I'll fight you."

"Hmph." Gojo Satoru grumbled twice, then suddenly raised his voice, "Ah! Found it!"

"How do you know she must have posted this?"

Gojo Satoru excitedly clicked on the homepage and said, "I used my six eyes to secretly see the forum post on the Zen temple's mobile page, this is it!"

Xia Youjie covered his face with a headache. It was over. His peers had become voyeurs. He asked in distress, "Satoru, do your family know that you use the six eyes to do this?"

"Tsk~" Gojo Satoru typed quickly, his fingers hitting the keyboard and making a "pa pa pa" sound: "Jie, stop talking so much. Come and see what I found."

He was too lazy to move and turned back to eat the cake that Gojo Satoru brought.

Seeing that he was not interested, Gojo Satoru simply read out: "How should new teachers avoid problem children? Waiting online, urgent!"

Xia Yujie paused.

"About us?"

"Wow! You are quite self-aware." Gojo Satoru glanced at him.

Geto Xiayou scooped out the cream with a spoon, sat behind Gojo Satoru, and saw that the release time was four o'clock yesterday afternoon.

"The time doesn't match?" Xia Youjie said, "Didn't you just see the content a few days ago?"

Gojo Satoru pointed at the nickname of "the unlucky guy who always runs into famous scenes" and said, "Yes, that's it."

Xia Yujie's eyes moved downward.

Landlord:

As the title says, I was recently forced to become a teacher in a sports school. The students are very obedient. But two problem children from the next class came to me to pick a fight, but I sent them away. How can I guarantee that they will not pick a fight with me again and avoid me when they see me in the future?

1L: Problem child? How old are you? Still picking a fight with you, so childish.

2L: What school? Have I heard of it?

3L: Can’t we ask the principal to solve the problem?

4L: Am I the only one concerned about being forced? Did I sign some fraudulent contract?

5L: I am a lawyer. Are you interested in learning more? I charge by the hour for consultation.

6L: I am a child psychology expert. Are you interested in learning more about me? If you come to our office now, you can get a % discount.

7L: I am a doctor in a private clinic. There is also a funeral parlor next door. Are you interested in learning more about it? We will arrange everything for you from birth to death.

8L: Hey, the person who posted the ad above should have some conscience, right? They are asking for help!

9L OP: Problem children is just an adjective I used. Actually, they are all adults. They are taller than each other, and all of them are over 180cm tall.

10L: Wow, he's so tall, it must hurt when he hits someone? He's definitely a bad boy!

1L replied to the original poster: The original poster should run away as soon as possible. I heard that these bad boys can do anything. It's scary.

The original poster replied to 1L: I wouldn't say he's a bad boy... Although his dress looks like that, with earrings, bell-bottom pants, sunglasses, etc... But overall he's still a kind-hearted kid.

3L replied to the original poster: How can someone who picks a fight with you be kindhearted? You should just go and ask the principal to solve the problem.

The original poster replied to 3L: This is tacitly approved by the school and can be considered a form of exchange.

2L replied to the original poster: What a terrible school. Seriously, which one is it? I’ll report it for you!

The original poster replied to 2L: Thank you for your kindness... but no thanks...

5L replied to the original poster: 2000 yen per hour, the quality of the lawyer's service is guaranteed, are you really not going to consider it?

7L replied to the original poster: Look at me, look at me, I am more practical than him. My address is No. ***, ** Street, and this is my business card.

8L replied to the original poster: Although the advertiser is very unscrupulous, the original poster should still consider what to do if he gets beaten and sent to the hospital!

11L: Am I the one who barged in? Why are people persuading the OP to go to the hospital?

12L OP: Thank you for your kindness, but I am not afraid of being beaten... How should I put it? They were easily beaten down by me, and the only thing that bothered them was that they pestered me to fight. My request is that they stop coming to me for a fight, or just avoid me when they see me.

Gojo Satoru, who was beaten up, said: "..."

Xia Youjie, who was beaten up, said: "..."

Gojo Satoru: "Damn it! This stinky woman actually said that beating us would be easy! Jie, we are being underestimated!"

Xia Youjie said calmly: "She is right. We were easily defeated by her."

If they were to stack techniques, it might not necessarily determine the winner, but as far as current physical skills were concerned, both he and Gojo Satoru were completely defeated.

Gojo Satoru puffed his lips unwillingly.

Geto Suguru pointed at the page and signaled Gojo Satoru to continue scrolling down.

4L replied to the original poster: Wait, let me ask you, are you a man or a woman? How old are you this year?

The original poster replied to 4L: What does this have to do with the topic?

4L replied to the original poster: The teacher’s age and gender are also influencing factors.

The original poster replied to 4L: Female, 25.

6L replied to the original poster: I swear on my honor as a psychology expert that these two bad boys may have a crush on you.

The original poster replied to 6L: Then I think you should go back to school and take the exam again...

11L replied to the original poster: Wait, original poster, think about it carefully, it makes sense! Why do they only bully you and not others? It must be a secret crush! Everyone has had this kind of secret crush experience during adolescence, right?

The original poster replied to 11L: It is absolutely impossible that this is a secret crush! These two have never developed the nerve to fall in love. I can guarantee that in another ten years, they will definitely still be single!

The original poster replied to 11L: And they didn't just pick fights with me, they also picked fights with other people, it just happened that I was too strong and could beat them all, and there was another very strong teacher they picked fights with every day. I just didn't want to be entangled, after all, I still had my own students to lead.

13L OP: I swear on all the money in my brother’s card that this is an educational post that has nothing to do with love.

1L replied to the OP: ...I understand.

2L replied to the OP: ...I understand.

3L replied to the OP: ...I understand.

7L replied to the OP: Let me disrupt the formation.

The original poster replied to 1L: What do you understand?

1L replied to the OP: They just simply like being beaten.

Gojo Satoru who likes to be beaten: “…”

Xia Youjie who likes to be beaten: "..."