Curse back: Gender-swapped cosplayers always meet the real person

The Fushiguro family.

Gojo Satoru swaggered into the living room, looking around like a domineering cat. "I thought you were exaggerating when you said the house was small, but I didn't expect it to be a nonfiction."

It's really embarrassing that you have to use literary terms to mock.

Fushiguro Shier sat in the middle of the sofa, and the first thing he did was to pick up the remote control and turn on the TV. He switched to the horse racing channel.

"Shen'er, what are you doing?" I asked him.

“Check out the latest games and buy your tickets.”

“.......” Even Fushiguro Megumi was speechless.

As for Geto Xiayou? He stood at the entrance, stroking his chin, as if observing the surrounding environment.

I always feel that he is full of bad intentions and is definitely up to no good.

The living room of the Fushiguro family is indeed very small. I had no idea about it at first, but when three men, each weighing 185 cm tall, walked in, it seemed extremely cramped.

In contrast to me, Megumi Fushiguro and Miki Tsuguro standing on both sides looked like poor magpies whose nests had been taken over by others.

I walked over Xia Yujie's shoulder and went straight to the refrigerator, opened the door and took a look.

I went to the supermarket a few days ago to buy some ingredients. Hui and Tsu Miki both have lunch at school, so these things should be enough for us to eat for another two days.

But now, Shen'er, who just needed to breathe air, suddenly woke up, and Geto Suguru and Gojo Satoru, who had three stomachs and could eat seven hamburgers in one breath, were both here. This little thing was totally not enough.

"Gojo Satoru." I waved to him and said, "We don't have enough food at home. You and Geto Xiayou can go to the market to buy some."

"Huh?" He pushed his glasses up in dissatisfaction: "We are the guests. How can we let the guests buy food?"

I didn't indulge him: "You guys are the ones who shamelessly came here, right? If you want to eat and drink for free, then work hard for me!"

"Here." I took out a few bills from my pocket and handed them over: "Buy half a pound of beef and ten eggs. Remember to buy the sterile ones. Also mushrooms, green vegetables, carrots, shrimps, and the rest you can buy according to your preferences."

"You think we're just errand boys, don't you?" He crossed his arms and turned his head to protest: "I'm not going."

"Then I won't call you errand boy." I walked over, stuffed the money into his chest pocket, and said, "Runner, hurry up, it won't be good if the vegetable market closes later."

"......"

"Pfft." Xiayou Jie couldn't help but burst out laughing, walked over and grabbed Gojo Satoru: "Okay, Satoru, she's right, let's go buy groceries quickly."

"By the way, bring me two bottles of beer, and make sure they're cold." Shen'er, who was watching the horse racing competition, suddenly said this.

"You want me to buy you a beer? Dream on." Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru ignored him, opened the door and walked away.

"Auntie." Fushiguro Megumi said to me, "Tsumiki and I are going back to the room to check on the baby fish. Today's observation diary has not been written yet."

The baby fish in his mouth is a small fish distributed by the kindergarten. Every child must keep it in a fish tank and then be observed and recorded for ten days. On the last day, the kindergarten will organize a summer trip and let parents bring their children to the river to release the small fish.

Hui's fish was a small black carp that looked very cute, and the way its tail swung looked very similar to his chubby baby face.

He paid special attention to this fish. He bought a fish tank and added pebbles, moss and decorations to it. He would reach in every day to check the water temperature and check on the condition of the fish.

Today was the fourth day out of ten, and I had brought him to Kujuyuki’s house before he had the chance to check on the fish.

"Okay." I patted his head and said, "Go ahead."

He and Tsumiki walked away hand in hand.

*

After they left, Shen'er and I were the only ones left in the living room.

The racetrack commentator on TV sounded extremely excited, and the audience's cheers were one after another.

I walked over to the other side of the couch and sat down.

He suddenly lowered his voice a bit, took out the ugly treasure from his pocket and placed it in front of me.

The ugly baby stretched out his curled up body. When he saw me, he quickly crawled towards me, calling out, "Mom..."

I:"......"

I'm really not used to a bug calling me mom.

"Don't you have anything to say to me?" he asked quietly.

I reached out and took it back into my palm, saying nonchalantly, "This is the bug I picked up. Any problem?"

"Is it yours? You just picked it up?"

"When I picked it up, it was ownerless. It recognized me as its mother, so of course it is my cursed spirit."

Shen Er narrowed his eyes dangerously: "This is my cursed spirit."

"Do you have any evidence?" I pointed at the ugly treasure in my hand and said, "Call it once, and see if it dares to respond?"

"Ugly treasure." Fuguro Shier shouted at the bug, "Have you been drugged by her?"

Chou Bao didn't react to him at all.

"Tsk." He flicked his tongue and said, "This guy."

"Then give me my money back."

"what money?"

"The money I have on me and the money in my card." He stretched out his hand in front of me: "Give me back all the money."

"What are you talking about?" I said confidently, "I have transferred all of them, and the remaining ones have been frozen."

"......Huh?" His eyes widened. "How could you possibly do that?"

"Kong Shiyu helped a little." I have no shame at all for betraying Kong Shiyu.

He only told me not to betray him to Gojo Satoru, but he didn't say that I shouldn't betray him to Fushiguro Shinjiro.

"Bring me the phone."

I took out my phone and handed it to him.

He called Kong Shiyu: "Hello."

"Hello." Kong Shiyu said on the other end of the phone: "Shen'er, have you turned into a man again?"

"?" He was confused: "When am I not a man?"

"Didn't you say that you were being hunted by Gojo Satoru, so you used a little trick to turn yourself into a woman and then avoid being hunted down..." Kong Shiyu's voice became lower and lower, and it was obvious that he realized that something was wrong.

"Kong Shiyu, since when did you become an idiot?"

"That's not what I said!" He immediately retorted unconvincedly, "That woman knows everything about you and the child, and she even sent me photos of herself in drag. How could there be a woman in the world who looks so much like you? Even the scars are exactly the same. I must have thought you were pretending to be her!"

Yes, the photos of Kong Shiyu wearing women's clothing that he photoshopped were really eye-catching. In order to improve his photo-editing aesthetics and gain his trust, I sent him a selfie of myself. This dispelled his last layer of doubts and asked him to help transfer and freeze money.

Shen'er and Kong Shiyu complained to each other for a few words, then hung up the phone with a gloomy face.

"Hey, give me my money back."

"No." I said, "I earned the money with my own ability, why should I give it back to you?"

"Besides, if I gave it all to you, you would have lost it all on horse racing."

"Who told you that I lose all the money I gamble with?"

"Just go to any casino and ask around and you'll find out." I squinted at him, "I heard there's this unlucky guy who loses nine times out of ten, and he's worshipped as the reverse gambling god by gamblers. As long as you bet on a horse, no matter how high the odds are, they won't follow your bet."

This is equivalent to helping them eliminate a wrong option. No wonder everyone seems to be welcoming when talking about him.

Reverse Gambler Shen Er: “.......”

"None of your business. I'm spending my money and I'm happy with it." He said fiercely, his biceps bulging and a sense of power emerging from his body.

"I don't want to care about you." I said, "I'm considering Hui's future."

"He needs money to grow." I looked into his eyes and said, "I heard that you sold him to the Chanyuan family for 1 billion yuan. You were abused there since childhood. Do you think that is a good place for him to go?"

"And Gojo Satoru, you saw it just now, didn't you? He was laughing and joking and it was totally out of character. Let him take care of the child, I wouldn't be surprised if he seals Kei in the wall and feeds him one day."

Of course, a year later, Gojo Satoru, who had experienced the tragic death of Haibara and the defection of Getsu, would be a little more attuned, but not much.

And I will never let these two things happen again.

I said, "No matter which side Baegumi follows, it's better to have his father by his side!"

"Tsk." He said impatiently, "I told you, I'm not a good father."

"Then learn!" I couldn't help but raise my voice: "The child's mother must also want you to raise him, right? No matter who belittles you, mocks you, and despises you, she must have trusted you very much, right? That's why she had a child with you. Do you have the heart to betray her trust like this?"

I was shocked.

He stared at the galloping horses on TV and fell into deep thought.

After a long while, he murmured, "It's too late... I've long since stopped being a good father."

"You're still alive, there's nothing too late."

He didn't speak.

"Here's what I'm saying," I pointed at the horses on the screen and said, "Let's make a bet. If the horse I'm pointing at wins, then you try to be a good father. If the horse doesn't win, I'll give you all my money and never say a word, no matter how you bet. How about that?"

The horse racing competition is only halfway through, and it has now entered the white-hot championship stage.

The one I was pointing at was a brown mixed-breed horse that was way behind the others and didn't seem to have a chance of winning.

He glanced at the horse, then at me calmly: "Okay."

A few minutes later, the two horses in front of it suddenly fell and went off the track. At the same time, this horse suddenly began to exert its strength, running vigorously and won the championship in one fell swoop.

"You win." He looked at the rider holding the championship cup high and said, "I lose."

No, not at all.

I said silently in my heart, although you lost everything in the casino, you will win in life.

I touched my wrist and found that the green part of the eye on it had moved up a little.