Curse back: Gender-swapped cosplayers always meet the real person

"He....what happened to him?"

Jiujiuyuki pointed at the person who was put back on the table and asked in surprise, "Why are you half dead again?"

I touched the dial on my hand and gave her a mysterious smile: "Guess."

She curled her lips and said, "If you don't want to tell me, then don't tell me."

"Now that he has woken up, we have to overturn our conditions and discuss them again," I said.

"What?" Jiujiuyuki's eyes widened, and he asked in disbelief, "How can this be true? What will happen if the person wakes up?"

"Do you think he will be willing to stay here for you to study every day after he wakes up?" I pointed at the table. "If it weren't for me, he would have run away just now."

"No." She crossed her arms, forming a big "X", and shook her head vigorously, saying, "No, no, no, absolutely not."

"You should know that if I were to bypass you and carry him to negotiate with Ye Moth, I would definitely be able to do it, right?"

"You're going too far, aren't you?" She immediately jumped up. "Are you going to kill the donkey after it has done its job?!"

"That's not too much." I now felt more confident, leaning back on the sofa and saying, "If everything goes as expected, Ye Mo Zhengdao's only condition is to let Fushiguro Shinobu pass!"

"That's also the result of my labor!" She said indignantly, "You have to respect the results of other people's labor!"

Ah...if someone else said it, I might believe it, but when you, Jiujiu Yuki, say it, I simply cannot relate to your feelings!

After all, you were able to find the well-known Kujuku Yuki in the world of sorcery.

I guess she was missing most of the time to test my patience and strength, and in the end, at best, she just went to the technical college to discuss things with Ye Moth!

"It was a buyer's market just now, but now it's a seller's market. Master Jiujiu, the times have changed!"

Fushiguro Shige, who was clearly being treated as a commodity, lay quietly as a chicken watching me quarrel. Due to his limited physical strength, he couldn't even speak.

Perhaps he had never seen such a scene before, his expression seemed a little dull and his eyes were empty, and no one knew what he was thinking.

What are you thinking about?

Is he wondering why he is alive, or thinking about how to escape his current situation, or is he thinking about Hui?

......

After a calm (meaning we almost overturned the table) and cool (meaning we pinched each other's necks and said harsh words) conversation, Jiuju Yuki and I finally reached a consensus after two hours.

1. Shen'er will be studied by Jiujiu Yuki three times a week. The schedule is decided by the two of them through consultation.

2. Kujuku Yuki cannot force Fushiguro Megumi to recognize her as his master, but she can strive for his own consent. If Fushiguro Megumi is willing to learn sorcery from Kujuku, then we cannot interfere.

3. Both Fushiguro Shigeu and I entered technical high school. He was a nominal teaching assistant and I was an assistant to the teaching assistant.

......

The last condition almost ruined my whole image.

What is a teaching assistant of a teaching assistant? Can this position be any lower?

Don’t I, the Zen temple Shinji, need face?

But... all the firepower has been divided up by Fushiguro Shinobu, but I can make Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru call me teacher!

If you think about it carefully, isn't this an all-round improvement in your status? Well, it's exciting.

After the discussion, I quietly adjusted Shen'er's stamina to 3%. He suddenly sat up from the table, then fell down due to exhaustion. "Hey, what did you do to me?"

That's what I said.

First of all, my name is not Hey, my name is Zenin Shinji...Forget it, just call me Hey.

Secondly, what have I done to you?

Hmm, is this something you can know? If you knew, you would cut off my hand and chop it into pieces.

"You've heard the conditions. They're very clear and explicit." I patted his shoulder. "Set the terms, or your life will be in danger."

"There's so much to say." Shen'er said as he forced himself to stand up.

You are so stupid, Kouduowalu. Do you think you are an old man from the northwest and can refuse others casually?

I reduced his stamina to 0%, and he fell headfirst again.

This time, the head was spared, but the buttocks hit the corner of the table heavily.

Fushiguro Shiji: “…”

"See? This is the consequence of not knowing how to adapt to the times." I said meaningfully, pointing at the corner of the table.

But, from today on, I witnessed the second stubborn donkey in Jujutsu Kaisen.

"Shen'er, do you understand what I said? If you do, blink your eyes."

......

I adjusted the stamina to 3% again.

"Kouduowalu."

"This is a win-win result, which is good for all of us. Why are you unwilling to do it?"

"Kouduowalu."

If he says "Doudo Wahlu" again, this sentence will really pass by me all over the world accompanied by his magical Dio voice.

"No matter how many times you try, I won't agree. Just give up on this idea."

I sat on the sofa and frowned at him: "I say, even if it's for Hui's sake, you should at least consider this condition, right?"

He closed his eyes lazily: "What does it have to do with him?"

"Megumi Fushiguro needs a father by his side." I continued, "In your heart, you think you are a worse father than others, right?"

This is indeed true, he is even more unreliable as a father than a 28-year-old. Gojo Satoru, who is laughing and taking photos all day long, is even more unreliable.

"But Hui would hope that his biological father would not abandon him." Pointing at Fushiguro Hui upstairs, he said, "That kid would come to wipe your body with a towel every day after school." Even though he's afraid that you'd stink and think you'd be a nuisance, you don't need to let him know that.

"If you are determined to run away." I walked up to him, "Please go upstairs by yourself, open the door, and tell him in front of Fushiguro Megumi: You are a burden, a child who was not expected to be born into this world. I plan to abandon you, please accept this."

Fushiguro Shiori half-closed his deep green eyes and looked at me from the side.

At this moment, he inexplicably reminded me of a bird with gray-green wings. It is fierce, fierce, and fast. It does not like to fly in groups, but always flies alone in the air.

"Okay." He answered without thinking, "Let's do it."

It was so fast that it caught me off guard.

"Wait, you agreed to this without even thinking about it?"

"There's nothing to think about." He said calmly, "To him, I'm an extremely bad father. No one would be surprised if I said something like that."

I feel very surprised!

But the words have been spoken, and there is no point in taking them back now.

I had no choice but to adjust Shen'er's physical strength to 10%.

He twisted his neck, stood up from the ground, raised the corner of his scarred mouth, and smiled at me: "I've already told you, I'm a scumbag. If you have fantasies about someone like me, you're really pathetic."

I stared at him without blinking.

He turned and walked up the stairs step by step.