Curse back: Gender-swapped cosplayers always meet the real person

After a lot of deception, I managed to get away with it in front of the Fushiguro siblings and was finally able to settle down in this family.

Maybe in their eyes, I am not a reliable relative? After all, I am a suspicious person who was waving a knife when I first appeared. (But no matter how suspicious I am, I am not as suspicious as Gojo Satoru!)

But I really don’t have time to think about this right now, as there are more important things before me.

First, this is not a place to stay for long. If Gojo Satoru finds out that Fushiguro Shige's body is missing, he might come to visit us in advance. (But he still has to deal with the Bankei Cult's affairs, so he might not come so quickly.)

Xia Youjie should still be doubting his life now, and has no energy to do this.

I still feel a little sad when I talk about this. Last week, they happily took me to celebrate the New Year, and we ate hot pot and sang songs together. But this week, they became complete strangers.

Maybe next time we meet, Gojo Satoru will act like “I am the only one in the world” towards me.

Another thing is, when Meegumi asked me what my name was, my mind went blank. When I came to my senses, the words "Zenin Shinji" floated out...

At that time, I thought that no matter whether it was gender reassignment or twins, it seemed unlikely that they would change their surnames by marrying into the family like Shen'er did, so they should be called Zenyuan.

But what the hell is this Shinji? How did it come out of my head? It's too ugly to call it that.

Is it because I am ten times two that I am called "Seventy Two"?

Can't you come up with a better-sounding name?

It felt like the prestige that I had built up with great difficulty by transforming into Sister Shen'er had suddenly vanished.

I can't show anything at all, I can't even lift my head.

Sure enough, when Fushiguro Megumi and Tsu Miki heard this name, they both had strange expressions on their faces, thinking that it was a very difficult name to pronounce.

"Shin...Shin Second Aunt..." Although she was reluctant, Fushiguro Megumi still called out.

Tsu Miki also called her aunt.

It sounds terrible! It really sounds terrible!

If it really doesn't work, let Shen'er change his name to Shen'er, and let them call me Aunt Shen'er. (Oh, no)

"Are you hungry?" I glanced at the sky outside the window and it had become completely dark.

The clock had already struck half past six in the evening. The two children, carrying their schoolbags, had been chatting with me for a long time. They must be hungry.

Fushiguro Megumi's stomach growled twice and he lowered his head with a stern face.

Tsu Miki quickly held his hand and said, "It's okay, there are ingredients in the refrigerator, we can make it ourselves!"

Two children, one is only five years old and the other is only seven years old. Do it by themselves?

"Let me do it." I volunteered.

Although I am a social animal, I usually either eat takeout or fast food, or go out for dinner, and rarely cook for myself.

But the most basic skills are still there!

Just cooking dinner for two kids is no problem at all?

Thinking of this, I opened the refrigerator and looked inside, then closed the door and fell silent...

There was only an egg, half a cabbage, and a sausage...

If I hadn't come today, how would they eat? They couldn't even fill their stomachs, how miserable!

"Oh..." I let out a long sigh.

Tsu Miki immediately became nervous: "Is it too difficult? It's okay, we can do it ourselves..."

"No." I rubbed her head. "It's a little late to cook now. Let's go out to eat today. We'll buy some ingredients later. I'll cook for you tomorrow."

"What do you want to eat?" I took out Shen'er's wallet from my pocket and checked it. It was full of bills. "Don't worry, this is your dad's treat, so eat as much as you want."

Having said that, Fushiguro Megumi and Tsu Miki still chose a restaurant nearby.

At this time of year, there aren’t a lot of people, but there are quite a few too. There’s only one empty seat left in the store.

"Ah, it's Baagumi and Tsumiki."

Inside the store, the owner, wearing a chef's uniform and a white towel draped over his shoulders, said with a smile, "Who is this?"

Fushiguro Megumi puffed out his chest and said seriously, "This is our aunt."

It turns out we know each other.

"Yes." I nodded and said, "Thank you for your care for Hui and Tsu Miki."

“No, no.” The shop owner waved his hands repeatedly: “It’s just that these two children are so adorable.”

After exchanging some polite words, I picked up the menu. Megumi Fushiguro had been staring at the dish called Cute Cat Fried Egg Rice for a long time.

"Just order it if you want to eat it." I ordered this dish and said to the owner, "I want a cute cat fried egg rice."

His face instantly turned red with shame.

It’s so easy to guess what children are thinking, haha.

"What would you like to eat?"

She was undecided between the cute curry rice and the fragrant chicken rice. After hesitating for a while, she finally ordered the curry rice.

The pudding on the dessert column looked delicious. I thought about it and ordered three servings. I think children all like pudding.

When the meal was served, both of their eyes lit up and their eyes sparkled as they looked at the food.

As for me, I just ordered a bowl of tonkotsu ramen and started adding spiciness to it.

The sauce in this restaurant is not as spicy as the one I had in Zhugao last time. In order to maintain the spiciness, I added more without realizing it...

Then, I received shocked looks from Megumi Fushiguro and Miki Tsuguro.

"As expected of an adult who is three times older than us!" Tsu Miki said with sparkling eyes.

Huh? Three times bigger?

Tsu Miki is seven years old, and three times older is twenty-eight.

Wait, how old is Fushiguro Shiori this year? I think he is 32 years old? That's more than three times...

Wow, so after I changed my gender, I suddenly became seven years older?

“Ahahahaha…it’s okay…” I smiled bitterly: “It’s just average.”

Damn it, I suddenly aged seven years.

*

The two children were probably really hungry, as they ate both meals cleanly without leaving any.

"I want to take this pudding back home, is that okay?" Fushiguro Megumi said after hesitating for a moment.

"Sure." I was stunned: "If you don't want to eat it now, take it back."

"Then...what about that man?" he asked again.

Who?

When he said that, I didn't react at first.

Looking at the way he lowered his head with his eyes flickering, he should be referring to Shen'er.

Eh... this guy is a bit difficult to deal with now. I brought my two kids out to eat and left him to Chou Bao to take care of.

My stamina hasn't decreased any more, so I'm probably still lying on the floor pretending to be a corpse.

"It's okay." I ate another noodle. "That guy is very strong. He won't die anytime soon."