Curse back: Gender-swapped cosplayers always meet the real person

After the New Year, in addition to studying how to return to the original world, Geto Suguru and I also officially started our days of doing hard labor for free.

Most of the time, we went on missions together. Occasionally, Gojo Satoru would find a rather strange cursed spirit, and would come over to borrow it, and then return it again.

But compared to the 20 billion debt we are burdened with, this little amount of curse power is simply a drop in the bucket!

I'm relatively okay, at least the 1% reward will be deposited into my card honestly. As for Geto Suguru...it is said that after he and Gojo Satoru had a big fight with the top management, he didn't even get that 1%.

It can be said that he is now entirely dependent on me for support, a bit like a gigolo.

But Mr. Soft Rice can make delicious and varied love bento, can make soba noodles with just the right amount of spiciness, and can even take out fragrant, crispy and soft cakes from the oven! (As for the fact that he eats alone without Gojo Satoru's knowledge, there's no need to tell him)

I am a bit lazy. I like cleanliness but don’t like to organize things. I always put things in unexpected places in a mess.

It’s only when the mess becomes unbearable that I start to clean it up.

Occasionally when he passed by my room, he would take the initiative to help clean the room and sort out the clutter.

(??ヮ??)?, Xia Yujie, you are really a beautiful little angel of a luxurious limited edition~

The work of exorcising cursed spirits is very tedious. The assistant supervisor has countless documents and reports waiting to be submitted, and the general management department is particularly fond of nitpicking about some details, especially the tasks of me, Geto Suguru, and Gojo Satoru, which are often nitpicked.

We all tacitly ignored these.

In the words of Gojo Satoru, if you are dissatisfied, just come and confront me. He is waiting for you at the Jujutsu High School.

Of course, until now, no one had the guts to come and provoke him—except that idiot Zenin Naoya.

After being beaten, he became obedient.

Xia Youjie insisted that he was just on a mission to fight the curse spirits, but he didn't swallow any of the curse spirit jades. He stored them all in Chou Bao's stomach, like a hamster overwintering.

I think this is a bit abstract. What is this called? A nesting doll? Is there still a cursed spirit inside the cursed spirit?

If he wants to do this, I'll let him do it.

After all, this stuff tastes terrible and will cause great psychological trauma to a person's san value. Before he is willing to adapt to the real person's transformation of taste, I also tend to think that he should not easily try the taste of the cursed spirit.

"But..." I asked him, "Other cursed spirits are fine, but we finally defeated two special-grade cursed spirits, why not tame them? With them, we can help with many tasks! At the end of the day, the efficiency will be directly increased, isn't it good?"

He smiled and said, "If that's the case, then why don't you swallow Tiger and Shadow? These two are also special grade."

I:"......."

Why? Why else could I be? Isn't it all for you?

If you swallow it, it will all be wasted!

Anyway, after returning to the original world, I will become an ordinary person, and these things will disappear with me, right?

Instead of doing this, it would be better to leave everything to Geto Suguru and let him make use of his remaining energy.

But he was not happy!

He kept saying that this was the cursed spirit I fought hard to get rid of, and he didn't want to take away the fruits of my labor so easily.

Oh, I get angry when I talk about this.

In my life, I have never seen a man more stubborn than him. He is even more stubborn than the old ox that my uncle and aunt keep at the doorstep.

The last time I fed it was two years ago. I don’t know if it is still alive.

I haven't visited them for a long time since they moved back to the countryside. Every time I called, I didn't dare to tell them about the troubles of living in Tokyo, and just mentioned it in one sentence.

They were always worried that I wasn't doing well, and would send some local specialties over from time to time.

I haven’t seen my little cousin for a long time. I wonder if the big fat cat he raised has lost some weight. If he continues to eat like this, he may not even be able to walk.

However, in that picturesque place, everyone can live a good life, right?

When I get back, I will go back to my hometown and visit them.

It’s been a long, long time since we last saw each other.

In a big city, everyone's pace of life is very fast. In daily life, I am always anxious and impatient, as if there is a whip behind me, urging me to move forward all the time.

I swear, if there is such a thing as cursed spirits in the real world, then let alone other people, my resentment alone can give rise to a large number of special-grade cursed spirits.

Eh~ This kind of thing is scary just thinking about it.

If the money I saved was not enough, I would have wanted to resign long ago. Repeating the same boring work in a cubicle day after day was what I hated most in my youth.

As a result, he became the adult he once hated the most.

Time flies, and about a month has passed.

I sometimes wonder how much time has passed in that other world, and even begin to doubt whether that place really existed.

Could it be that I am just fantasizing after going crazy as the twin sister of Geto Suguru, or is it that there are no Geto Suguru and Gojo Satoru in the world, and I am now suffering from hysteria in a mental hospital!

Ahhhhh!

What should I do? The more I think about it, the more it makes sense. Aren't all sorcerers crazy? Then there are actually no sorcerers at all, right?

I'm in a mental hospital, so it only makes sense that I'm surrounded by crazy people, right?

Every time at this time, Gojo Satoru would jump out with a very strong presence to break my wild thoughts, because I felt that with my meager strength, I would not be able to imagine such a shitty person.

......

Perhaps it's thanks to the two hardworking coolies, me and Geto Suguru, that Gojo Satoru, the former 007 corporate slave, no longer even needs to work 996. He often appears in various corners of the school, scaring people from time to time, just like a mysterious wild cat.

When he had nothing to do, he would come and harass me and Geto Suguru, and would insist on dragging us to see some magical psychologist who was said to have miraculous effects on psychological treatment.

When he looked over, he found it was a fortune-telling stall. The owner was wearing the same sunglasses as him. As soon as he sat down, he said, "I think you will have a bloody disaster recently, so you shouldn't go out."

I asked him how much the transfer items would cost, and he said he didn't need it, just 9998.

Gojo Satoru, this silly kid, was so into chatting with him that he actually planned to take it out.

I was scolded.

Well, it really does have miraculous effects on psychological treatment. After scolding Gojo Satoru, I felt much better.

Maki came to me again to complain that Gojo Satoru would always take them to strange places where cursed spirits might appear for so-called "on-site teaching", but in reality he just ate the desserts he bought in line while watching them chasing the cursed spirits around in a mess.

Glass's complexion has improved a lot. She was originally supposed to heal the wounds of the sorcerers who were busy on missions, but the three special-grade masters took on most of the dangerous work and tasks, so her workload was greatly reduced. She was even in the mood to ask me to go to Ginza to buy clothes.

Of course, she has the time, but I don't.

I don’t know if it’s because it’s approaching spring and the holidays have just ended, and the resentment after the holidays is deeper, but the cursed spirits are starting to become extra active.

Xia Youjie and I ran around every day to complete missions, and were often so tired that we were lost.

After a period of training, I have a deeper understanding of the techniques and physical skills, and I have become more proficient in their use. I have become more adept at it, and at least I can keep up with Geto Suguru's pace.

I think his current mental state is much better than the one in the cartoon where a person sits in a corner gloomily while taking a shower and shouting at monkeys.