Curse back: Gender-swapped cosplayers always meet the real person

I have to say that Panda's radar in love is really amazing. In a way, it can be called top-notch.

Because I like sweet taste, I always put fruit wine with a moderate alcohol content in front of me.

I took the cup and drank it down in one gulp, and then I said, "Okay, I lied, I accept the punishment."

"So your ideal type..." Xiayou Jie asked tentatively: "What is it like?"

I had no choice but to answer honestly: "I don't have an ideal type."

"?" Gojo Satoru couldn't believe it: "How can a person not have an ideal type?"

I glanced at him and said, "In that case, what is your ideal type?"

Gojo Satoru rubbed his hands together and was about to say something excitedly: "That must be..."

"Hey, so much..."

"Eh...eh? Eh?" He thought hard, "She has to be pretty, right? No, I don't really care about that. Gentleness... doesn't necessarily mean she has to be very gentle..."

"Okay." He said defeatedly: "I don't think I have an ideal type either."

"Yeah." I said loudly, "It's difficult to ask everyone to have an ideal type. Who knows what kind of person I will fall in love with in the future!"

But Gojo Satoru was not willing to be rejected like this, so he simply went to cue Geto Suguru: "What about Geto?"

Xia Youjie was suddenly called by him: "Me?"

"Yeah, what's Jay's ideal type?" Gojo Satoru leaned closer to my head, leaned his head over my shoulder and asked him, "What does your ideal type look like?"

Xia Youjie stretched out his hand, stroked his chin, lowered his head slightly and looked at me deeply: "Just..."

I was a little frightened by his look. Was this guy going to drag me into this trouble again?

It was okay that I got socially frustrated in front of strangers in Ginza last time, but now everyone here is an acquaintance!

"Just like Jie."

He paused deliberately: "Like Jie, I don't have an ideal type."

Xia Yujie, could you please stop breathing heavily when you speak!

You're frightening me to death!

"How boring." Even though Glass was not punished, he took a sip of wine: "How can you three be so boring?"

"Then..." Ijichi swallowed and asked cautiously, "What is Miss Ieiri's ideal type?"

"You have to be sensible." She said, "I don't like ignorant men. You have to be obedient and sensible."

As expected of Glass! So domineering! But I also don't like ignorant men, like Zenin Naoya. If I wasn't afraid of trouble, I would have dragged him over and thrown him into the small garden at the back of the high school as fertilizer.

"Okay!" Panda clapped his hands and said, "Then please let Miss Xia Yu spin the bottle."

With Gojo Satoru's experience of failure, I relaxed my grip a lot. The bottle turned a few circles and then stopped, pointing at - Geto Suguru.

He cooperated and drew a card: What would happen if you and your good friend liked the same person?

What an explosive question!

Everyone's eyes turned to him, even Nanami, who was just drinking nearby and didn't want to get involved, and the serious Principal Yega, looked at him intently.

It turns out that no one can resist the gossipy nature of human beings, not even the most serious people!

Who else could be Geto Suguru’s good friend? Isn’t it just Gojo Satoru next door?

Isn't this question clearly asking, what should we do if Geto Suguru and Gojo Satoru like the same person?

Hahahaha, good, good, such a bloody plot... so exciting, so explosive, so thrilling! I love watching it.

I felt my face flushing red, and I couldn't resist the urge to watch the fun.

"I'll take the initiative to make it clear." Xiayou Jie smiled slightly, staring at Gojo Satoru sideways, as if hinting at something: "Tell him that we compete fairly."

Gojo Satoru glanced at him lazily and said in a condescending tone, "Wow, Jay, you are really awesome."

"But the possibility of them falling in love with the same person is very low." I analyzed seriously: "Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru are both the type who find it difficult to fall in love with someone, let alone fall in love with the same person. The probability of this is comparable to Mars hitting the Earth."

Gaozi poured more wine into her mouth: "Then don't you think that because of this, it is more likely that they will like the same person?"

"Being liked by Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru at the same time." I sighed, "What kind of god-like existence is that!"

"........."

"........."

"Pfft." Nitro couldn't help laughing: "Jie-chan, you probably haven't been in a relationship yet."

Has this been seen?

I was a little embarrassed: "Is it so obvious?"

"Right." She threw away an empty bottle and opened another beer: "You three are all just as slow-witted as each other."

Gojo Satoru was very unconvinced by this: "Glass, don't talk like you have experience. Aren't you so busy that you've never had a relationship?"

"Yes," she said, "but I am better than you."

"That's enough." Xia Youjie took the bottle and said, "Now it's my turn, right?"

He stretched out his hand, turned it gently, and after shaking it a few times, stopped in front of Glass.

Glass: “…”

It's hard not to suspect that this is personal revenge.

Glass picked out a card at random: Tell me the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you.

She smiled lightly and calmly said something that shocked the audience: "Then it was probably stolen by Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru."

silence

Still silent

Now there is only silence

"Ah." Glass shook the glass: "I seem to have drunk a little too much tonight. I guess I'm drunk."

The drunkard Glass said this in a very sober tone.

The first-year students sat next to the Fushiguro siblings. The eyes of the other children became sharper, and they were already looking at adults who were much older than them as scum.

Maki even said directly: "We can't keep such teachers in the technical college. We might as well assassinate them."

Nanami raised her head and covered her eyes with her left hand, as if she was ashamed to have such a senior.

Ijichi and Kusakabe are a little nervous. They feel like Gojo Satoru will silence them (probably not).

As for the moths...the moths' hands are getting ready to move~

I'm not surprised at all that they could do something like this.

After all, when the anime was broadcast, the unreliable Gojo Satoru had already reenacted all the old cases.

I wonder if he remembered Geto Suguru who had played pranks with him before at that time?

It seemed like I was the only one in the audience who was laughing so happily.

The kind that makes you hold your stomach and laugh until you can hardly breathe.

"Jie-chan." Gojo Satoru said lightly with a smile, "If you laugh again, I will wear your skirt next time."

“It’s okay.” I waved my hand generously and poured myself another glass of wine: “I still have a lot of the skirts you bought, backless ones, suspenders, long skirts, short skirts, Lolita sailor suits, you can wear whichever you like, as long as you can pose for me to take pictures. Hahahahaha…”

"Thinking about Gojo wearing a sailor suit and Geto wearing a lolita dress, I find it very funny, hahahaha~"

As long as I am more shameless than Gojo Satoru, he can't beat me in this aspect.

After Xia Youjie grew up, he seemed to have more of a leader burden than before. He rubbed his temple with one hand and said, "Jie, are you a little drunk?"

"Huh?" I muttered, "That's impossible... I can drink a lot."

Although I can't drink as much as Nitrozi, but as a corporate slave who needs to socialize, how is it possible that I can get drunk after a few glasses of mild fruit wine?

He came closer to me, stared at my cheek for a while, and sniffed it: "Yes, you are drunk."

I pushed his head away and said, "I'm not drunk, Xia Yujie, don't try to change the subject~ Keep playing, keep playing~"

Seeing this, Panda quickly said, "Then let's continue. It's Miss Jiaru's turn to spin the bottle..."

It went on for a few more rounds.

I heard Nanami talking.

Maki was also called out.

There are also Fushiguro Megumi and Otsutsuki Yuta, they also answered a question about first love...

........

Was Gojo Satoru asked?

Probably not, I didn’t hear him shouting again.

There was a lingering afterglow of the excitement in the air, and one could vaguely hear people talking, but it wasn't as lively as before.

For some reason, the bonfire in front of me became too flickering, and the flames were so bright that they made me dizzy.

Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru were probably chatting, and Geto Suguru asked him something.

I only remember Gojo Satoru sitting next to me and saying in a very calm tone, "Maybe, so what?"

Are you talking about business?

I felt a little sleepy, and was staggering. I don’t know who I leaned on. There was a faint fragrance, which smelled very good.

I couldn't help but take a deep breath and said, "It smells so good!"

His body stiffened for a moment and he asked, "What smells so good?"

I struggled to get up, and wanted to stay away from him, but my head was so heavy that it fell directly on his shoulder: "What brand of perfume did you buy..."

It seemed like someone was watching me from behind.

The person next to him sighed: "You are drunk, I don't need any perfume."

Impossible, little eyes, you are lying, you hate ordinary people the most, you will definitely use perfume...