Curse back: Gender-swapped cosplayers always meet the real person

Note: This chapter is two chapters in one

"Hey, man, from now on, you are mine." Ryoumen Sukuna said arrogantly.

Sometimes, the most frightening thing is that the air suddenly becomes quiet, as if nothing had happened.

For a few seconds, no one present spoke, and all turned their eyes to Nanami.

The bomb that Ryomen Sukuna just dropped was like throwing a juicy fish just caught from the lake into a pot of boiling oil, which immediately fried the fish to a crisp on the outside and tender on the inside.

I stood there in my mental space like a fool, with Tiger Stick next to me, who was even more stagnant and rigid than me.

It’s over, it’s over, it’s over, it’s over, my reputation is ruined.

This is the first thought that comes to my mind.

"Zenin... no, Yu, Miss Yushin." Haibara's gaze moved frantically between "me" and Nanami, so fast that the onlookers even wondered if her neck would be broken.

"Um, um..." His face, which was originally glowing with a healthy bronze color, turned red, his eyes flickered, and he stammered, "When you said 'mine', did you mean what I understood?"

"Haibara, stop making trouble here." Nanami interrupted him, took off her glasses with a headache, revealing her face full of vicissitudes and melancholy from working overtime.

Then he looked at Ryomen Sukuna.

"Miss Youxin, I'll just call you that for now." He took a deep breath, closed his eyes, and said, "Although I don't know whether I should treat you as a senior or a junior now."

"But please don't make such jokes, okay?"

"Do you think I'm joking?" asked Ryoumen Sukuna.

"That guy over there is about to bleed out." Nanami raised her finger and pointed at Zhang Xiang and said, "And I don't like fighting, especially when I'm working overtime."

I looked in the direction of Nanami's finger, and saw his gloomy face, and his hands were already stirring.

"Zhangxiang, how can you believe his lies, Zhangxiang!" I looked up at the dark sky speechlessly, feeling that this should be the future I will see after I get my body back tomorrow.

"Let's put it this way." Ryoumen Sukuna narrowed his eyes, rubbed his chin with interest, and walked around Nanami in a scrutinizing manner, "You are quite pretty."

"It wouldn't be a loss if I could see you showing off your body in revealing clothes every day." She also very deliberately glanced at his abdomen covered by his shirt and whistled lazily.

Nanami's expression now looked as if it was about to break apart. She looked ten times more terrified than when I suddenly ran into the zombie.

However, before he could come to his senses, Ryoumen Sukuna continued his output: "I'm obsessed with you, I'm crazy about you, I've knocked down walls for you. I miss you so much every day that I lose my mind, I miss you so much that I can't eat, I can't walk when I see your face, I wish I could see you in the whole world whether I open my eyes or close them."

"Are you satisfied with this answer?"

Nanami was so satisfied that the green visor she was holding in her hand had cracks like spider webs on it.

He started with his hand expressionlessly, and without hesitation, slapped his right face, and concluded: "I'm not dreaming."

Half a second later, he closed his eyes and said in disbelief: "This is not a dream."

"I'm sorry." He took a step back and said with difficulty, "I refuse your--"

"I, Yuji Yushin, will never allow a man to refuse my request." Ryoumen Sukuna interrupted him.

Shut the fuck up! This is the original line from the domineering male protagonist in the comics!

"You have no right to say no. I said you are mine, and you must be mine."

This sentence too!

Ahhhhhhh, Ryomen Sukuna, you damn plagiarist, do you have nothing to say? You have to copy every word and even every movement from me.

He actually memorized and repeated to Nanami the cheesy love words that I had come up with specifically to disgust him. How shameless a person must be to do such a thing.

Why call him the King of Curses? Just change your name to the King of Plagiarism!

"Wait... So, Ms. Yuxin, you mean to force Nanami to be your boyfriend?!" Huiyuan half covered her face and said in disbelief, "But he doesn't want to."

"I'll make him willing." Ryoumen Sukuna raised his chin and said very coldly, "No one can disobey my orders yet."

Nanami: “.........”

Huiyuan: “.........”

"Sister Youxin, cheer up!"

In the mental space, I was half-kneeling on the ground, holding my head in extreme pain, and had almost lost the courage to listen to any words that might come out of anyone's mouth outside.

I felt like half of my soul was in an out-of-body state. If it weren't for the support of Tiger Stick, I would have even curled up into a ball in the corner.

"Hehe, Hisahito." I raised my head and said to him with a look of despair, "I don't have the face to see Nanami anymore."

Among so many people, that damn Ryoumen Sukuna chose Nanami!

If it was Gojo Satoru, Geto Suguru, Choso and Shinji, I could still explain it. Anyway, they all knew about Sukuna's possession of another's body, so no matter how embarrassing it was, they would definitely understand.

But if it was Haibara, I wouldn't even have to explain, he would immediately forgive my crazy behavior with a smile.

Why is it Nanami? Why is it Nanami?

The idol and role model of working people, more daddy than daddy, the most reliable, serious and patriarchal man in the whole play, was listening to "me" whistling and saying that I was attracted by his looks.

Is there any scene more hellish than this?!

Moreover, a few days ago, I reached an agreement with those people who knew about it.

In order to avoid further impacting Yuji by violating the restraints, neither I nor any of them will be allowed to tell anyone else about the matter of possession and the transaction.

Even if I get my body back tomorrow, I can still reveal anything related to it to Nanami, so he will only think that I did it myself!

"Sister Youxin." Yuji supported one of my arms and comforted me, "Think about it, Nana Ming and the others will definitely not believe such outrageous words."

"Perhaps, they have already suspected the true identity of 'Yushin Itadori' from the beginning, and now they are just pretending not to have any doubts just to test it!" He analyzed quickly, "Otherwise, it can't explain why Gojo-sensei and the others were so quiet just now."

"...Now that you put it, it does seem to make sense." Hearing Yuji's words, I cheered up a little, and with a glimmer of hope, I turned my eyes to look at Gojo Satoru, Geto Suguru and others, who were indeed very quiet and had serious expressions on their faces.

After all, we have been together for at least half a year, these guys should be able to see the clues...

"Hashidou Sashi." At this moment, Gojo Satoru jumped out resolutely.

Just when I rekindled my hope, thinking that he must have recognized the true identity of the two-faced Sukuna under the skin of "Yushin Yuji" through the information provided by Yuji -

"Youxin." Gojo Satoru pointed at "me" and said bitterly, "You are a thieving cat who forgets his loyalty for the sake of beauty!"

"Although Nanami has a good-looking face and a decent figure, and is even the ideal type you mentioned when you lied before, but!" He gestured with his hands, made a big cross in front of him, and said loudly and exaggeratedly, "But, didn't you say before that you liked Wu-chan the most?!"

"You called me dear and said that our love was pure." He said, "Now you're going to confess to Nanami without me. That's too much!"

.......You are too much. You have been harping on this same sentence and repeating it so many times. How come you didn’t remember that I said you are also the one I hate the most!

"......Satoru." Xiayou Jie put his hand on Gojo Satoru's shoulder, sighed helplessly, and said, "Accept reality."

"Yuxin had told me before that she wanted me to stay by her side forever and not leave." He said, "Now it seems that her heart has completely shifted to Nanami!"

"So, old people like us should pack up and leave wisely."

"Oh, have I ever said that before?" Ryoumen Sukuna turned around and stared at the "my" face reflected in the glass mirror with deep meaning, and deliberately raised his voice and said, "It seems that I am quite a playboy."

Because we were still on the street, all the people who had tried to extort money from Sukuna, eat free meals, and try to watch the fun were hiding in the store, popping their heads out from time to time to eavesdrop.

Seriously! Why hasn't anyone called the police yet?

I would rather be locked up for a few days than face this kind of scene again.

Besides, unless something unexpected happens, I probably won’t want to come to this street again in my life.

"Wait, Sister Youxin. I also heard what you said before when you were tricked by Mr. Gojo."

Yuji hesitated for a moment, looked at Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru, then turned to me hesitantly and asked, "But, do you often say these words to Gojo Sensei and Suguru Sensei?"

I:"........."

Ah... well, how should I put it... I did say those words, but there is always a reason for those dark histories!

If you take seriously the words said when rejecting a suitor who suddenly appears from the street and uses them as an excuse to resist, you must be a person with a mental problem.

And Xia Youjie, if he hadn't been crazy and wanted to lock me up in the prison, would I have gone to such great lengths to deal with him and say such long words to appease him? !

"Yes, I'm no longer interested in you. It's time to move on to new people." Ryoumen Sukuna was still pretending over there. "If you know what's best for you, don't get in the way."

He then said to Nanami, "Since you are considered my person, I still have some other places to visit this afternoon, so you should pay for it."

After saying that, he turned around and prepared to leave.

...So he just went through all that trouble just to find someone to pay him? !

"Wait, my Onii-chan hasn't agreed yet!" Shoxiang angrily clenched a fist in front of him, pointed at Nanami next to him with the other hand, and said loudly, "Although he looks like a good man, Ichimodo, you can't give the title of 'boyfriend' so easily."

As he said that, he pulled Huiyuan over again, pressed his shoulder and said, "I think this sunny-looking boy is even better. Are you really not going to consider him?"

"A girl's first love should be treated with some caution!"

After witnessing the whole process, I said: "........."

No, isn't that right?! Onii-chan, if you really want to match people up, can you consider Ryoumen Sukuna and Roku? I think they both have more potential than me choosing my first love right now!

This is Nanami, who was praised as a good man, and looked numb and hopeless: "......"

"Eh? Eh? Eh?" Huihara pointed at himself in confusion, not knowing where he was. "Well, although, I'm not a teenager, I'm already a 27-year-old adult."

"Then at least you are an adult who looks sunny." Zhang Xiang continued, "I don't know why, but you always remind me of my Ou Doudou!"

"Yuji Itadori Yuji-kun?"

"Yes." Zhang Xiang said, "Your optimistic and cheerful personalities and positive qualities are very similar!"

"Well...thank you for the compliment." Huibara touched the back of his head and smiled, saying, "But Nanami is also very good. I think he is a very suitable candidate for marriage. The type of good family man."

"Haibara, you..." Nanami looked like her headache was getting worse.

I felt like every expression on his face was trying to scream, "Why does everyone look like they're crazy today?"

"Wait." At this moment, Fushiguro Shige, who had been watching quietly on the side without saying anything, frowned and suddenly stretched out a hand.

Even - he is really the last hope.

I think, even if Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru are unreliable, Chosou and Haibara are a little slow, and Nanami has been hit to the point of doubting the world, then the battle-hardened Shiji should be able to see some clues!

"Wait." Jiner first glanced at Nanami, then looked at "Yushin Yuji", frowned and thought for a while, then said, "Okay, I agree to this marriage."

I agree to this marriage...I agree...I agree...

His words hovered in the space of his mind like the devil's whisper.

I was half-kneeling and about to stand up, but I stumbled and fell to my knees completely.

Very good, this is the second time I have kneeled down to him so far.