Curse back: Gender-swapped cosplayers always meet the real person

Gojo Satoru pouted and explained that he just wanted Geto Suguru to subdue a cursed spirit, but he refused, and he was not doing anything else strange.

The first-year students sat in front of him, with different expressions in their eyes, and it was unclear whether they believed it or not.

As for the waiter, he was scared away the moment he saw this scene.

I guess the first thought in his mind might be: Your circle is so chaotic.

Uh, hehe, that’s right, thanks to Gojo Satoru, I was so embarrassed that I almost quit the biosphere.

Perhaps sensing my discomfort, Maki changed the subject: "Why are Miss Summer Oil and them here?"

Shinjuku is still some distance away from the technical high school, so it would be more reasonable for us to eat skewers and sing songs in the room.

"Principal Ye Moth said that there might be clues here for me to return to the parallel world, so let's investigate." I told them everything.

Anyway, everyone present is our own people, and no one will betray us when we go on stage to fight Sukuna, so I won't hide anything.

"Have you found any clues?" asked Otsutsuki.

"I guess so..." I nodded hesitantly.

"Well, are you going back?" Maki looked a little reluctant.

"Not yet." I was touched. "I don't know when I can go back yet. I just found a little clue."

"We've been talking for so long, you must be hungry." Gojo Satoru interrupted and said, "Everything here was ordered specially for you, eat as much as you can!"

Maki's face was full of black lines: "When you ordered, you didn't even know we would come, right?"

Indeed, it was impossible for Gojo Satoru to predict that they were coming.

Unless, these things were packed up and originally intended for the first graders to eat.

Considering his personality, this seems to be a reasonable thing to do.

After all, with so many things, even if Gojo Satoru had three stomachs, one for desserts, one for staple food, and one for snacks, he would still not be able to eat them all.

*

I picked up the Cursed Jade that had rolled to the corner and wiped it with my sleeve.

Even though it had been thrown and kicked by Geto Suguru, at least it could be used again after being washed, right?

It can be said that the real person has a miserable life. Even though it is so miserable, Xia Youjie still refuses to eat it.

Hey~

I sighed.

After eating and drinking, the big bird curse spirit appeared again.

The first-year students of technical college have been running around for a day and a night and are already very tired. Now that they have been disturbed by this, they must be even more tired. I also want to send them home to rest early.

"Jie." Xia Youjie suddenly called me, his expression full of struggle: "Give me a little more time."

I smiled at him.

Jay, you have a lot of time, but I don’t know how much time this world has left for me.

*

After returning to the technical high school, I said goodbye to Maki and the others. Gojo Satoru said he had to go report today's events to Yega, and then he disappeared like the wind.

Xia Yujie and I were left staring at each other in bewilderment at the ruins on the ground.

"Um, Jie..." Xia Yujie touched his nose.

"No way." I said expressionlessly.

"But..." He seemed to want to save the situation.

I walked straight into my room and gave him a bright smile. The next second, I closed the door with the same bright smile.

That evening, at 1 o'clock sharp.

“Beep, beep, beep…da da”

"Boom boom boom..."

"Snapped!"

The sound of the demolition team came from next door again.

Ten minutes later, Geto Suguru and Gojo Satoru started fighting in front of me over who could sleep on the floor away from the bathroom.

I want to swear.

Really, I really want to swear.

Not only that, I want to pack these two up and throw them into the Pacific Ocean to drown them.

"Goodbye." I picked up a small backpack containing the reward Gojo Satoru gave me and some of my favorite clothes, and waved to the two of them: "Goodbye forever."

"Jie, where are you going!" Gojo Satoru quickly reached out and grabbed the back of my neck.

"Go! Jo! Satoru!" I yelled angrily, "Take your hands off me!"

"So where are you going?"

I closed my eyes and forced myself to be calm and said, "Let's go to a place where you are not."

I can't stand these two assholes anymore.

I'm going to run away from the technical college, as for you two, just make do with it!

……

Of course I didn't make it.

Geto Suguru and Gojo Satoru's skills in pestering people were outstanding, and I was firmly locked in place.

So I brought another bed from next door, one meter away, and Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru both slept on the floor next to my bed.

These two house-wrecking monsters finally quieted down.

If I don't keep quiet, I'll be killed.

……

Thank God, I finally had a good sleep in the second half of the night. In my dream, I seemed to see a beautiful sea of ​​flowers, with endless blue roses swaying in the wind and lilies blooming.

The blue and white flowers grow in a tangled pattern, and then...

Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru suddenly emerged from the sea of ​​flowers with two huge petals on their heads.

Xia Youjie was running hard in front, and Gojo Satoru was chasing happily from behind, shouting as he chased: "I'll kill you~"

I:"......."

Why do I see these two ghosts everywhere?

It was already daybreak when I woke up in a daze and saw two super handsome faces in front of me, looking at me from the left and right.

What a feast for beauty!

Do you have to go to work today? No, it seems to be a holiday.

I turned over with the quilt in my arms, feeling at ease, and said to myself, "I fell asleep."

Gojo Satoru grabbed my shoulders and shook me up and down madly: "Jie, Jie, wake up quickly, the sun is burning your butt."

Ah ah ah ah ah ah!

Why don’t you let me sleep, Gojo Satoru, are you looking for death?

I sat up suddenly and stared at him: "What?"

He tapped the screen of his phone: "It's already ten o'clock in the morning. I have to get up."

Oh no, I slept for so long. It’s all because of them tossing and turning in the middle of the night.

Xia Youjie asked me: "Jie, did you have a dream last night?"

How did they know?

I looked at the two of them in confusion.

Gojo Satoru said cheerfully, "Oh, you talked in your sleep last night."

"Let me imitate you."

As he spoke, he used his hands and feet to imitate: "Hehehehehehehe Gojo Satoru........Hehehehehehehe Xia Yujie......"

Xia Youjie couldn't help but let out a sly smile: "Jie, what on earth did you dream about?"

Why do you talk like I'm a die-hard fan of both of them?

I threw back the quilt expressionlessly, put on my slippers, and walked between the two of them to the bathroom: "I dreamed that you two turned into two monkeys running through a sea of ​​flowers. I was very happy."

monkey.......

monkey.......

monkey.......

The smiles on Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru's faces froze.

Today is January 2017, 12.

I got the game back.