Curse back: Gender-swapped cosplayers always meet the real person

"Anyway, that's it." While I was telling the story, I finally finished the can of coffee.

Once again, this tastes really weird.

However, I smacked my lips and realized I was a little drunk from drinking for too long, so I'll just forgive Gojo Satoru for this.

Xia Yujie was sitting on the chair, his back leaning against the chair next to me, and his bangs fell beside his eyes again, making my hands itchy and I really wanted to pull them down.

When I got up this morning, I looked in the mirror and compared my bangs with his for a long time. I found that my bangs were slightly shorter than his. It might be because I didn't control the length well when cutting them.

Also, his eyes are dark purple. I searched for the same color for a long time but couldn’t find one, so I simply stopped wearing cosmetic contact lenses. So my eye color is a little darker than his, it’s brown-black.

Fortunately, the difference is not that big. Plus, he has small eyes and he probably rarely looks in the mirror to check the color of his pupils. Otherwise, I really don’t know how to explain why the same person can have different eye colors.

My bangs hung in front of my eyes, which affected my vision so much that I simply took a red cherry hairpin (which the merchant gave me when I bought shower gel yesterday) and clipped it on my head.

When Xia Youjie saw it, he couldn't help but move his hands. He looked like he really wanted to pull this thing off.

Hey, but he can't get it. He can't get it. I won't give him this chance.

Look, now his fingers are moving again.

In order to suppress this inexplicable impulse, Xia Youjie coughed lightly, turned around with difficulty, and then continued to ask: "...You mean, you dreamed of us before you came to this world?"

"But, at that time, you didn't even know us, right?" He looked a little confused: "How can a person dream about something he doesn't know about?"

"You ask me, but I don't know either." Anyway, there's no way he could have traveled to my world, so since he couldn't explain it, I might as well pretend I didn't know.

"Your dream was such a bad one." Gojo Satoru complained while sitting on the ground.

Because the only chair was occupied by me and Geto Suguru, he had no place to sit and was too lazy to stand, so he simply sat in front of us.

Tsk tsk tsk, he really should let his students see how utterly ungraceful he is. I'm afraid their impression of teachers will be shattered.

No, they probably didn't have such a thing.

Even if the college has hired someone to clean every corner, there are still fallen leaves, dust and dirt on the ground. Isn't it too rude to just sit on the ground like this?

Wait...does he have any bottom line...forget it, just pretend I didn't say anything.

"Where's it rotten?" I was very unconvinced.

I gave them spoilers with good intentions, but in the end they said my spoilers were bad!

"You said that Villain No. 1 used Jay's body to create a conspiracy against me and locked me up in a place similar to a cat bag."

There is a very obvious suture line on the villain's forehead.

I nodded. “Yes.”

"Then many people died because of me being sealed, including Ye Moth and Mimiko Nanako."

"correct."

"Then, Villain No. 2 planned to rule the world, so he crawled out and killed me in order to stay out of the way."

That’s right, the second villain is also the ultimate boss, and his body is covered with tattoos.

I have tried to reveal as much as I can.

The censorship standards in this world are very strict. I cannot say the names of Sukuna and Noso, nor can I say that the cursed instrument that imprisoned Gojo Satoru is the Prison Gate. After thinking for a long time, I could only use the cat bag instead.

The specific plot cannot be fully expressed. It can only be expressed with very general descriptions such as the use of Geto Suguru's body, the conspiracy against Gojo Satoru, stitches on the head, and tattoos on the body. If you say more, the voice will be muted.

"I tell you." Gojo Satoru sighed, "It's just so bad. So bad, so bad, so bad!"

This is the second time he has said that my dreams are bad.

"What's rotten about it?" I crushed the empty coffee can and threw it at his head.

After being bounced away by his shameless move, it rolled twice and landed at Geto Xiayou's feet.

"He must hate the direction of your dream, so he keeps saying it's terrible." Xia Yujie bent down, picked up the coffee can, and threw it at a trash can ten meters away.

"If Shonen Jump had a plot like this, the author would be scolded badly, and people would send razor blades to the author." Gojo Satoru curled his lips and said, "And what kind of weird adjective is 'cat bag'? I'm not a cat."

I:……

No, baby, you're just a pussycat.

But there was nothing wrong with sending him the razor blades. I was impulsive and wanted to buy a pack of razor blades mixed with red ink and send it to him.

He probably planned on not showing his face until this day came.

I was afraid of being recognized and beaten up on the street.

Ah, what a mess. I’ve been led astray by Gojo Satoru again.

"That's not the point." I shook my head. "The point is that I wouldn't have had this dream for no reason, right? Now Xia Yujie has also had this dream. What does it mean?"

"What does that mean?" Xia Youjie scratched his head.

“It means this is very likely to come true!”

“Hahahahahahaha…” Gojo Satoru suddenly laughed out loud, slapped the ground with one hand, and swayed back and forth like a lively shrimp: “You’re thinking too much, hahahahaha.”

Xia Youjie also covered his face and laughed softly: "I'm not sure about the others. It may have existed before, but now... Is there really a being that can kill Wu?"

Yes! Yes! Yes!

And you, Geto, are too trusting of Gojo Satoru! Weren't you two killed by Fushiguro Jiner before? At least have some self-esteem.

I really wanted to grab their shoulders and shout in their ears: "Someone has been waiting to kill him!"

"Whatever." After Gojo Satoru finished laughing, the relaxed atmosphere passed, and he said seriously: "I am very interested in the characteristics of the sutures you mentioned. I will check it out."

"It seems that such a person appeared in the Kamo family..."

Right, right, right! He has been at Kamo’s house before, go check it out!

"As for the other one." Xia Youjie narrowed his eyes and thought: "His body is covered with tattoos...Ryomen Sukuna?"

Finally heard him say it.

Yes, it’s Ryomen Sukuna!

"You guys, will pay attention, right?" I asked, "About Ryoumen Sukuna."

Thank God, I finally called out the man's name.

"Hasn't Ryoumen Sukuna been sealed for a long time?" Gojo Satoru said, "Do you think someone will release him to deal with me later?"

I nodded rapidly.

Of course. If it wasn't for seeing this scene, would I have endured the anger of the author's frequent suspension of publication and waited for the serialization?

Of course, I got so angry after watching a certain episode that I simply stopped watching it. That’s another story.

"Anyway." He stood up and patted his trousers pretentiously. "Thank you for the information. I'll check it out."

And, Nanami Kento's voice suddenly came from behind him: "Grandpa Takeru, long time no see."